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    New question here. What is the last thing that...

    ...goes through your head, or comes out of your mouth before you "BITE IT"?

    If ya got a pic of your "Date with Dirt" even better!

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    This is gonna hurt...

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    Unpredictable
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    Acceptance

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    'Tis but a scratch
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    Oh FVck

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    Wheeeeeeeeee I can fly!!!!

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    I hope I don't break
    Falling down is part of LIFE…Getting back up is LIVING…

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    I have the power!!
    Time wounds all heels...

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    'Tis but a scratch
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    Oh yeah, when skiing, my brother and I like to yell "Yard sale" when the wipeout begins.

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    Hehehehe

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    Oh boy.
    "Back off, man. I'm a scientist." - Dr. Peter Venkman

    Riding in Helena? Everything you need to know, right here.

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    Mecagouhennah

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    Life's been good to me so far...
    Gone are the days we stopped to decide,
    Where we should go,
    We just ride...

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    Absolutely nothing. I am always in a zen like state of mind right before I crash.

    I don't think anyone wants to know what I say after I crash...

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    everytime i crash, i turn around run back a ways and do it again. the trail that is not crashing.
    2012 Giant Reign 1

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    I usually wonder why time suddenly seems to be going so much slower, but I can't seem to find the time to even say "aww crap" before I hit the ground.
    I don't crash, I just have slightly uncontrolled dismounts!

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    Who has time to think?
    But my body does amazing acrobatics in an attempt to save itself.
    Usually I find myself LOL, which is usually a good sign.
    Happy Trails
    Jolly

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    "Stay on target!"

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    Depending on how fast I go down and whether I see it coming at all, I'm either scoping out where I'm going to be hitting the ground so I can freak out about it accordingly, or if it's a really good crash I think I'm riding up until I grind to a halt.
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    No Stranger to danger....
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    mmmmmmm, nice breast.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Usually not too much of anything but I will constantly run over in my mind what I did wrong and how I can prevent it next time after the crash.


    You know the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it his your windshield?


































    Its ass

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    Oddly enough I usually think "I can ride out of this..." just before I hit dirt hard.

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    And paddling when it's wet

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    Ffffff

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    ooooh shhh**. Then it's usually followed by embarrassment, then hopes that I looked cool, then acceptance that I wiped out while trying to bunny hop a 3 in log and I looked pathetic...

    Then I grab my bike and keep going until the same thing happens again.

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    Most common are: "Too fast!" "Oh ****!" and "Now I'm gonna get hurt bad." Luckily the last one hasn't happened yet... *knocks on wood*

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    These f#*k'n tires!

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