Last night we had a good easy ride on Severed, including a pause to break out the saw and do some trail maintenance in the dark. Back at home I was getting ready for a mandatory shower when the malfunction occurred.
The drawstring in my spandex shorts is a rather long loop that I keep tucked inside so it doesn't snag any passing branches. Branches were the least of my worries. As the shorts passed my knees I felt an unusual tug. The drawstring had become tangled in, um, the equipment. So there I was with my pants around my knees, bent over to get some slack, going "Ooch! Ouch!" as my wife howls with laughter. As usual there was no sympathy for self-inflicted injuries. It took much fumbling and gentle tugging before the Gordian knot was untangled. Boy, was I relieved.
Next ride, I'm wearing a hair net.
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