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    Wardrobe malfunction (Warning. Graphic material inside.)

    Last night we had a good easy ride on Severed, including a pause to break out the saw and do some trail maintenance in the dark. Back at home I was getting ready for a mandatory shower when the malfunction occurred.

    The drawstring in my spandex shorts is a rather long loop that I keep tucked inside so it doesn't snag any passing branches. Branches were the least of my worries. As the shorts passed my knees I felt an unusual tug. The drawstring had become tangled in, um, the equipment. So there I was with my pants around my knees, bent over to get some slack, going "Ooch! Ouch!" as my wife howls with laughter. As usual there was no sympathy for self-inflicted injuries. It took much fumbling and gentle tugging before the Gordian knot was untangled. Boy, was I relieved.

    Next ride, I'm wearing a hair net.
    Is ibuprofen considered a recreational drug?

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    When I read "graphic material inside" I was, for some reason, expecting a picture. Sure am glad that it wasn't! Reading your post made me laugh out loud, causing my coworkers to look at me funny.
    A good friend will come bail you out of jail.
    But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
    "Damn... we fcuked up!"

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    hehehe

    Quote Originally Posted by AlanB
    Last night we had a good easy ride on Severed, including a pause to break out the saw and do some trail maintenance in the dark. Back at home I was getting ready for a mandatory shower when the malfunction occurred.

    The drawstring in my spandex shorts is a rather long loop that I keep tucked inside so it doesn't snag any passing branches. Branches were the least of my worries. As the shorts passed my knees I felt an unusual tug. The drawstring had become tangled in, um, the equipment. So there I was with my pants around my knees, bent over to get some slack, going "Ooch! Ouch!" as my wife howls with laughter. As usual there was no sympathy for self-inflicted injuries. It took much fumbling and gentle tugging before the Gordian knot was untangled. Boy, was I relieved.

    Next ride, I'm wearing a hair net.
    remember, too much gentle tugging means you're actually enjoying it.

    YR

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    Graphic descriptions count as graphic material.

    I'm just glad the digicam was put away. We don't want people spewing coffee over their screens, do we?
    Is ibuprofen considered a recreational drug?

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    Franks or the beans?

    Lenny Clarke wants to know.
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    too late....

    Quote Originally Posted by AlanB
    Graphic descriptions count as graphic material.

    I'm just glad the digicam was put away. We don't want people spewing coffee over their screens, do we?

    Too late, already spewed the coffee.

    Thanks for sharing Alan, glad we can ALWAYS count on you!

    TJ

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    Do graphic instructions count as graphic material?

    Quote Originally Posted by AlanB
    Graphic descriptions count as graphic material.

    I'm just glad the digicam was put away. We don't want people spewing coffee over their screens, do we?

    They do in Howard Stern's case.

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