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    Thurs Evening Fun

    Francis, Photo John and Gregg die together in an accident and go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
    don't think nasty thoughts!"

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are beautiful bare breasted
    angels all around. It is almost impossible not to get turned on, and
    although they try their best to avoid nasty thoughts, Gregg, being the
    horndog that he is, immediately starts to lust after the angels.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman Francis, Photo John and Gregg ever saw.

    St. Peter chains her to Gregg and says, "Your punishment for nasty thoughts
    is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"

    The next day, the Photo John accidentally thinks a nasty thought when he wonders
    if sex is allowed in heaven. St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, catches
    Photo John as he accidentally thinks a nasty thought. With him is another
    extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as
    the one he gave Gregg.

    Francis has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity
    to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful and tries to think only of little
    puppies and kittens.

    Francis manages to go months without any nasty thoughts, but one day St. Peter
    comes up to him with the most beautiful woman Francis has ever laid eyes on ...
    wispy, long eyelashes and hair, with a models body.

    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

    A very happy Francis says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
    for all of eternity?"

    The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I was feeling all hot and
    bothered and thought a nasty thought!"
    Always preach the Gospel; even if you need to use words.

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    I've heard a variation of that story... a wedding where the best man was roasting the groom. Relating it to your joke above, the groom was obviously "Francis" and the bride was the beautiful woman. The roasting just got worse from one can imagine.

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    Thats a good one. Thanks for the laugh!

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