Francis, Photo John and Gregg die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't think nasty thoughts!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are beautiful bare breasted
angels all around. It is almost impossible not to get turned on, and
although they try their best to avoid nasty thoughts, Gregg, being the
horndog that he is, immediately starts to lust after the angels.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman Francis, Photo John and Gregg ever saw.
St. Peter chains her to Gregg and says, "Your punishment for nasty thoughts
is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"
The next day, the Photo John accidentally thinks a nasty thought when he wonders
if sex is allowed in heaven. St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, catches
Photo John as he accidentally thinks a nasty thought. With him is another
extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as
the one he gave Gregg.
Francis has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity
to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful and tries to think only of little
puppies and kittens.
Francis manages to go months without any nasty thoughts, but one day St. Peter
comes up to him with the most beautiful woman Francis has ever laid eyes on ...
wispy, long eyelashes and hair, with a models body.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
A very happy Francis says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for all of eternity?"
The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I was feeling all hot and
bothered and thought a nasty thought!"
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