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    Cool-blue Rhythm Things MTBR members say

    I'll start off with:

    "You can't go wrong with ______​!"
    - Said when another person is looking for recommendations.







    RULES: one saying per post, and no back-to-back posts please.

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    "I ride to relax and have fun."

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    "brakes are only a recommendation"

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    "looking for advice, i have a very uncomfortable carbuncle on my _________"

    "Is it normal for my seat to become _________"

    "I had the weirdest thing happen on a ride yesterday involving a pair of handcuffs, duct tape, and _________"

    I swear we have to read those posts daily, this thread should be stickied so people can just fill in the blanks. Good call OP!

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    Looks flexy

    those chainstays are not short enough

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    "bullet proof"

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    I have ___ inches of travel.
    I don't use Strava. Don't need an application to tell me I am slow because I already know.

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    "I'm about to pull the trigger on a __________"

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    "Should I go with a medium or a large?"

    "26 or 29?"

    "clipless or platforms?"

    "HT or FS?"

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    "What are your guys opinions on ____ ?"

    or

    "What do you think of ____ ?"

    Meaning I already bought the part/bike and I'm just making sure all the cool kids affirm my awesome decision.

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    Dialed in

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    Wipe some dirt in it, it'll help it clot.

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    Things MTBR members say

    Quote Originally Posted by syl3 View Post
    Looks flexy

    those chainstays are not short enough
    :thumbup:

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    "I'd probably actually do work at work if it wasn't for MTBR"

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    Wait for the carbon version.

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    Is this a good deal?
    Use it, use it, use it while you still have it.

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    I was unaware that "everything sucks" until I started reading MTBR forums

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    My dog has passion
    Here's my crummy, slow-going blog The Slow Spoke if you're interested.

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    Flickable

    Steel is real

    "If you suck, that means I'm better. The more you suck, the better I am. So. Let me count the ways you suck." - Scribb

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    "since switching to tubeless, I ride with ____ psi up front and _____ on the rear"

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    "My 29er rolls over everything"

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    The biggest drop on my normal trail is only ____ feet
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    Re: Things MTBR members say

    "Buttery smooth"

    Sent from my mountain bike while crashing
    Please donate to IMBA or your local IMBA chapter. It's trail karma.

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    "You should be able to use full travel"

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    "How much does your ______ weigh?"

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    "It's mostly roots and rocks"
    '12 Trek Marlin Signature Green
    '13 Santa Cruz Tallboy LT Gulf Blue/Orange

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    "Can we have a beer now?"
    It wasn't me

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    A buddy let me borrow his _____ , I wasn't impressed.
    '12 Trek Marlin Signature Green
    '13 Santa Cruz Tallboy LT Gulf Blue/Orange

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    "I just bought _____ off of Craig's List for $_____. Did I get a good deal?"

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    Re: Things MTBR members say

    I was just riding along when....
    No moss...

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    Things MTBR members say:

    " blah ditty blah blah, whine whine, ***** and moan"

    Alcohol may lead nowhere, but it sure is the scenic route!

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    "SLX is the best bang for the buck"

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    "This one time, at band camp..."

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    I just looked at (insert internet bike pimp here) and their prices are too good to be true.

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    What Fox fork should I get?

    How much can my short-travel cross-country bike handle?

    ___________ is overrated.

    The bike doesn't matter. A good rider can ride any bike on everything awesomely.

    You won't "loose" anything.

    "Your" stupid.

    I wish I had a real girlfriend...

    Oh, and...

    I don't want to hear the truth, because that isn't what I wanted to hear, so you suck.
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    What's the consensus on...

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    "Open Letter to _____, Stop Dumbing Down ______"

    "AM/650b/29er/Enduro/Wearing a Helmet/Etc. Is An Industry Scam!"

    and,

    "Best thread ever!"

    (And this is the best thread ever...)

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    I've been riding _____ for _____ days. Here's my Pro Review.
    I'm a mountain bike guide in southwest Utah

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    "So, I just bought my first real mountain bike..."

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    If you'd read my post carefully, you'd realize I was saying ________. Instead, you're ______ like an _________. _____ _____!

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    Do a search, you'll find lots of responses on the topic.

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    "Yeah, I can clear that!"

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    "How is my bike?"

    As they lay in the dirt with a broken collarbone......

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    XTR is for rich douchbags, XT is the real deal.

    So I need a little help.. I just picked up a bike from Walmart and something doesn't seem right...
    I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I just hate vegetables.

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    What's All Mountain mean?

    Rep...blah blah blah

    My opinion is right, yours is definitely wrong...because you are an _________

    my breaks

    My gary fischer

    ___________ Customer Service sucks

    where the hell is ISuckAtRiding?

    Where the hell is Matt Chester?

    Where the hell is Boone titanium?

    Where the hell is Wes Willits?

    How the hell does Shiggy have +44k posts?

    How the hell does Shiver Me Timbers have +41k posts?

    Is this $1200 S-Works Epic a scam?
    Try this: HTFU

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    Things MTBR members say

    More marketing hype! I've been riding _______ since _______, and I don't see why I would change!

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    "I don't want my water tasting like dirt/mud and malaria/giardia"
    - the love of bottle mounts under the downtube

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    "quiver"

    "feels like I'm on the bike, not in the bike"

    "________ online retailer sucks. The worst. I expected_______but all I got was__________and they didn't even send me anything for free. Never shop there again! Edit: After calling and talking to someone________ came through so it's all good. They even sent me a sticker and a voucher. I'd shop there again."

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    "Climbs like a hardtail and descends like a DH bike!"

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