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    Tandem PORN!!!

    I know it's a Road Machine but thought everyone here would ENJOY! These are very RARE!
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    That's purty, dude...like it. Can't ride it, no suss...but I like it.
    A bike is the only drug with no bad side effects....

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    Around here, we call them divorce machines

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattcz View Post
    Around here, we call them divorce machines
    Divorcycle?

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    cool bike for sure.
    .....

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    Am I missing something? Please tell me why this is cool?

    There is a fat tandem that is pretty awesome, and I saw a DH custom rig hanging in a shop in fruita that was dam cool.
    Riding.....

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    I rode one Once. That was one too many times for me. A buddy of mine bought one to ride with his wife. Its now been converted into a planter in their yard.

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    That's a real time capsule....Shimano 600 and all. Have to like anything with Colnago on the downtube.

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    Sorry dont want to be a black santa, but there is no such thing as a tandem bike thats porn or looks good, you could call it 'tandem comedy' as there is nothing sillier or more comical as a tandem bike..
    ive got nothing at all against those who ride them, each to their own, as long as they're havin fun, but they are the silliest looking bikes ive ever seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    Sorry dont want to be a black santa, but there is no such thing as a tandem bike thats porn or looks good, you could call it 'tandem comedy' as there is nothing sillier or more comical as a tandem bike..
    ive got nothing at all against those who ride them, each to their own, as long as they're havin fun, but they are the silliest looking bikes ive ever seen.
    Well Tone, you might want to check out this beautiful beast that's roaming the outback.
    And tell me that this isn't *BBW-porn at it's finest ?






    * Big Beautiful Wheels (Just clarifying this in case you were thinking of the woman(?) in the back)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabies010 View Post
    Well Tone, you might want to check out this beautiful beast that's roaming the outback.
    And tell me that this isn't *BBW-porn at it's finest ?






    * Big Beautiful Wheels (Just clarifying this in case you were thinking of the woman(?) in the back)
    Hahahaha, ok you got me, thats a beast of a bike, i bet thats chased a few kangaroos in its day lol, cheers for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    Hahahaha, ok you got me, thats a beast of a BIKE, i bet thats chased a few kangaroos in its day lol, cheers for that
    Good that you mentioned that you were talking about the bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark View Post
    Please tell me why this is cool?
    because it's orange is all i can figure.

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    Classic, RIfree.


    Touché, Rabies.

    Even a sh|tty photo can't hide how cool the Fandangos and Ventanas look, but I rekkin beauty's in the eye of the beholder.



    Once you start having fun on a divorce horse, you don't much care what it looks like.

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    ^^^^^ Thinking about sitting on that for longer than 1 minute with my lady or anybody for that matter would make me want to kil them, kill anybody around me, and then kill myself.
    That thing there n others like it are the definition a hell,pain,misery n suffering on earth.........
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    oh, it's not that bad, c'mon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's L'axeman View Post
    ^^^^^ Thinking about sitting on that for longer than 1 minute with my lady or anybody for that matter would make me want to kil them, kill anybody around me, and then kill myself.
    That thing there n others like it are the definition a hell,pain,misery n suffering on earth.........
    LOL...tandemicidal maniac on the loose!


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    I'd love to have a tandem. She's afraid to go down hills fast, but if she were on the back she'd have no choice in the matter!

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    Know of any bike shops in Georgia that carry them? We could use some exercise.



    Thanks, (we'll need three of em')

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    MTBtandems.com, Alex Nutt, Canton GA

    That's where the black one upthread came from. Our second from Alex. Great to work with, never been there.

    Mike

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    Can I post mine?

    I´ll do it anyway....

    When I bought it:



    Couple of months later:



    Great fun to ride it with my lady.

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    I really like what you have done with it.
    But if you don't mind me asking, how much do the 2 of you weigh combined ?
    Because to me the fork and rear triangle tubing look really thin for a tandem.
    Does it have a lot of flex when you ride it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boot View Post
    Great fun to ride it with my lady.
    Passenger shifts the sturmey archer? Or, how is that set-up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boot View Post

    Couple of months later:



    Great fun to ride it with my lady.
    Absolutely gorgeous bike. I'm also wondering about the cable routing/shifting.

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    hmm....with the drop bars that low, the person in the rear can only hope the guy up front hasnt been eating mexican the night before.
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