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    Steeeeeeeeeeep?

    Lonely on a saturday night, I decided to browse some of my porn directories for cleavage....

    This is the sort of thing that turns me on..


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    Quote Originally Posted by lidarman
    Lonely on a saturday night, I decided to browse some of my porn directories for cleavage....

    This is the sort of thing that turns me on..

    That the drainpipe out at Bartlett?

    Took a good bit of convincing myself the first time riding that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrublover
    That the drainpipe out at Bartlett?
    aka "Dolly Parton" according to some and following the theme.

    We rode it a few times and I followed this guy down it one time and he said, "what if I crash in front of you?" I said, "We'll...don't crash in front of me!" He was laying on the brakes hard and I thought I was going to rearend him cuz I knew I couldn't slow or I would be supermaning it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lidarman
    aka "Dolly Parton" according to some and following the theme.

    We rode it a few times and I followed this guy down it one time and he said, "what if I crash in front of you?" I said, "We'll...don't crash in front of me!" He was laying on the brakes hard and I thought I was going to rearend him cuz I knew I couldn't slow or I would be supermaning it.

    The part that had me sketched was the lack of runout at the bottom, in case things went south. The steepness itself was bad, but not as bad as the "what if......" thoughts in my head!

    Hoping to hit out there early next month for a bit.

    Hmm, how about this? Shorter, and more of a sports bra mono boob kind of thing.

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    Here is one from Slickrock, photo courtesy of Rockcrawler53
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrublover

    Hmm, how about this? Shorter, and more of a sports bra mono boob kind of thing.
    I saw that and loved it before...Palmer! Yummy.

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    I would say that is more gash than cleavage!

    Also, I know that as "Love Canal".

    I guess it just depends on who you go out there with as to what it is called, heh.

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    Not nearly as steep as other's pics, but this one was taken in SF a few years back. Note the Golden Gate in the left background.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lidarman
    Lonely on a saturday night, I decided to browse some of my porn directories for cleavage....

    This is the sort of thing that turns me on..
    tighty whities?
    Take the long cut, we'll get there eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrublover
    The part that had me sketched was the lack of runout at the bottom, in case things went south. The steepness itself was bad, but not as bad as the "what if......" thoughts in my head!

    Hoping to hit out there early next month for a bit.

    Hmm, how about this? Shorter, and more of a sports bra mono boob kind of thing.

    (pic credit to ice****)
    nice, i dunno if i would do that...

    ...but knowing me, instead of riding down, if i had a bullit, i would drop off it and land on that really small tranny.

    i'd probably flip if i tried to ride down

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    How about some images of grown men loose in the woods? the second guy is fully rigid.
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    Well I don't know about the Lidarman image ( I know prob photo angle that makes it hard to appreciate) but the others are just a little bit Woah my skills have improved a lot since I started riding just over 2 years ago and more so since I got my Trance, but I'm not sure I'd attemp any of those (maybe the short concrete wall) My big problem is keeping the weight over the rear and stopping the fork from compressing like hell and the sending me OTB if I try stuff like that. Lot's of respect to you lads for riding that stuff and even though I don't ride stuff like that I too know the "Oh my *** I hope he doesn't pull brakes now, 'cause I can't stop and if I do apply brakes now I'll prob end up on the ground".
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrublover
    ... more of a sports bra mono boob kind of thing.
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    lol +2

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    [QUOTE=LyNx]Well I don't know about the Lidarman image ( I know prob photo angle that makes it hard to appreciate) QUOTE]

    I assure you that the location in lidarman's photo is probably ten times scarier than any camera could make it look. I love steep riding and Dolly Parton is beyond steep. I couldn't believe people ride it. I realize the physics of it all, nice roll out, control the speed, but blechhhh. My butthole would pucker and invert until I was inside-out before I got to the bottom.
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    Two shots from Bartletts wash:



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    Here's one of ibmkidIII down in Sedona last November. Short, but steep.

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    Skeeerooo that!

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    HOLY F*CK don't think you could pay me enough to try that (right now at least, maybe in a year or 2) AND as I said photo angle is key, that's the same place as Lidarman and yet his image looks like a nice, quite steep, but fun and rideable roll down. The images kadeater attached however tells a different story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrublover
    Here's one of ibmkidIII down in Sedona last November. Short, but steep.

    Ahhhh... How Short??
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    Quote Originally Posted by LyNx
    Well I don't know about the Lidarman image ( I know prob photo angle that makes it hard to appreciate) but the others are just a little bit Woah my skills have improved a lot since I started riding just over 2 years ago and more so since I got my Trance, but I'm not sure I'd attemp any of those (maybe the short concrete wall) My big problem is keeping the weight over the rear and stopping the fork from compressing like hell and the sending me OTB if I try stuff like that. Lot's of respect to you lads for riding that stuff and even though I don't ride stuff like that I too know the "Oh my *** I hope he doesn't pull brakes now, 'cause I can't stop and if I do apply brakes now I'll prob end up on the ground".
    I agree w/LyNx - how the hell do you guys pull off the landing? What's the technique???

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    From a photo shoot last spring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knollybikes.com
    From a photo shoot last spring.

    Hiking up!

    Checking out the line

    Riding down!)
    I would never do that. I've got a kid, you see...

    I'd love to see video of someone rolling that out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by knollybikes.com
    From a photo shoot last spring.

    now that's impressive! looks like that'd take a whole lotta' commitment at the lip. not much room for error if you decide to not do it at the last second.

    looks nice and straight/smooth, with a great runout.

    mind you, i'm not saying i'd ride it or anything!
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