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    Sh*t Mountain bike girls say

    In German son!
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    That might have been funny, I have no idea. I couldn't understand a word of it

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    I, too, have no idea what they are saying but, going by their body language, they are saying a lot of the same stuff me & my female riding buddies talk about on our rides!

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    no idea - but judging by their tone and body language, it doesn't even remotely come close to how the women I've ridden with behave.

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    The only thing I got was, "Sehe ich fat aus?" at 1:14. Do I look fat?

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    lol that's too funny even not knowing what they say. what i really wanna see is a vid of what happens once they get home--hopefully all together..lol.

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    My German girlfriend thinks that sh** is funny!

    I have no clue if it really is...

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    The one is the red had some descent sweater monkeys,
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    Love the one trying to get the bike in the car.lol
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    I understand it all, and it's pretty damn hilarious.

    On par with the other **** mtn bikers say videos in english.

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    Don't know any German but I'm pretty sure there was something about broken nails, nice decals, migraines, hair issues............that's about all i can guess from that.

    My personal favourite part is at 22 seconds though.

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    By far the best sh*t___say video ever , the weird speak makes it 10x better !

    American women are so dang haughty serious all the time but these foreigners seem to be just having fun and speaking gibberish ! Awesome !

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    In German or English they still can't find their keys in their bags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtec View Post
    I understand it all, and it's pretty damn hilarious.

    On par with the other **** mtn bikers say videos in english.
    Then you are obligated to translate it for us

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    euro chicks and Last Herb DHs??!! what's not to like? well placed Monday random.

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    Lol

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    Even though I want translation, I would rather keep it mysterious as the humor goes up ten fold.
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtec View Post
    I understand it all, and it's pretty damn hilarious.

    On par with the other **** mtn bikers say videos in english.
    Same here. Well, I got most of it. Not what I usually hear from my female riding buddies, but still funny.

    Same idea as all the other "this _________say" vids pipping up all over.

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    i like the lip gloss part. i dont carry it on a ride, but i could see myself doing that

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    i like the lip gloss part. i dont carry it on a ride, but i could see myself doing that
    Hey, is that you up at the top of the page next to the mtbr logo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decatur_Tide View Post
    Hey, is that you up at the top of the page next to the mtbr logo?
    The world may never know....
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    I found it with English sub-titles...

    <object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=35927066&amp;server=vimeo.co m&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_port rait=0&amp;color=00adef&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autop lay=0&amp;loop=0" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=35927066&amp;server=vimeo.co m&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_port rait=0&amp;color=00adef&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autop lay=0&amp;loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/35927066">German MTB girls</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/morgan48">Clay Morgan</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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    Thanks for the link net wurker!

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    man, i can sympathize with that poor girl shoving the bike in her car. i remember my "rackless" days.

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    too funny
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    Was way cooler when I only understood every other word

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    I got "The race face atlas bars come in purple" from the original. I think lila is purple.

    Also those sub are not anything close to what they're saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry View Post
    I got "The race face atlas bars come in purple" from the original. I think lila is purple.

    Also those sub are not anything close to what they're saying.
    They're not supposed to be anything remotely close to what they are actually saying. That's what's so funny. Humorous imagination was applied...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    Humorous imagination was applied...
    Thank you!

    I'll admit, I don't speak any German, so I had to improvise. What this means is that we still don't know what they're really saying in the original.

    Well, most of us don't.
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    i liked the "sweater monkeys" and then "rackless" mentions on the first page. sublime beavis & butthead moment on the interweb...

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    lol...don't know what they were saying, but like it.

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    Oh, the "rackless" one, I totally missed that!

    Nicole, I'm glad that you now have a nice rack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Oh, the "rackless" one, I totally missed that!

    Nicole, I'm glad that you now have a nice rack.
    sometimes my mind goes from the mountains to the bahamas then the gutter all in a blink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    sometimes my mind goes from the mountains to the bahamas then the gutter all in a blink.
    There's an app for that.
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    ^ i know. it's my app. it's how i can afford to go to the mtns, bahamas, & the gutter!! rolling deeper than that angry birds guy!

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    hahaha pretty funny

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    man, i figured i set myself up with that one

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    That's great!

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    These foreigners need to speak Murcan dammit - if they're in our country speaking on our Youtube then they need to be speaking Murcan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutthroat View Post
    These foreigners need to speak Murcan dammit - if they're in our country speaking on our Youtube then they need to be speaking Murcan.
    It should be either ahmurcan or uhmurcan or ahmerickan

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    I'm fluent in many languages and I think German is one of them. So I'm pretty sure the brunette said something along the lines of, "That last fart turned into a shart and I have now dropped an uber schizer in my chamois!"

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    ^^^that's funny stuff Scott O^^^
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    Ich Weiß dass der Vimeo Video ist falsch.

    Vielleicht ein MTBR fräulein kann es übersetzen???

    Bis später....

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    It doesn't matter the language, they are talking about their shoes matching their outfits, and their outfits matching their rides...
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    The pink beer coolers crack me up... group hug!

    I must say that I carry alot of extra crap in my camel back too

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I found it with English sub-titles...

    <object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=35927066&amp;server=vimeo.co m&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_port rait=0&amp;color=00adef&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autop lay=0&amp;loop=0" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=35927066&amp;server=vimeo.co m&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_port rait=0&amp;color=00adef&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autop lay=0&amp;loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/35927066">German MTB girls</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/morgan48">Clay Morgan</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
    I played this video clip for my wife this morning. She was not impressed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I played this video clip for my wife this morning. She was not impressed...
    Unfortunately my wife would not appreciate the humor either.

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    Gotta Love it !

    My GF watched the clip last night and she is very fluent in German. She agreed that the subtitles do not match the conversation on the video, but she said your subtitles were effin hilarious - great job Net wurker ! And she almost fell out of her chair when they started shreiking and getting excited for the group hug !

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    Thanks. Your GF must have a great sense of humor. I can see how, from the female perspective, it might be kinda offensive. But it was all in fun. The girls in the real video seemed to be having a blast making it.

    Speaking of the real video, did anyone notice the original is now 31 seconds? The you-tube guy that posted it must have replaced it with a shortened version. Whats up with that?
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    good stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Speaking of the real video, did anyone notice the original is now 31 seconds? The you-tube guy that posted it must have replaced it with a shortened version. Whats up with that?
    Idk. I've seen it like today and then yours and it took me about 40 secs to set my mind on those subtitles being quite funny. But the part where you added subtitles when there was no speaking sold it

    But yours is definitively better.
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I played this video clip for my wife this morning. She was not impressed...
    Have you got it yet? She didn't need to know you ride with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decatur_Tide View Post
    Hey, is that you up at the top of the page next to the mtbr logo?
    totally not me. that trail has wayyy too much gnar for me to handle.

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    You can find the German version with English subtitles now on
    pinkbike.com/video/240379/

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    totally not me. that trail has wayyy too much gnar for me to handle.
    Yeah, and you usually don't go out without fancy leg warmers
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Toppless would have been better

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    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    That's going right into my sig

    And btw, how you deal with 'rack support on long rides when you ride topless ?
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    I knew it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    "scissor"!!! OMG! You clearly speak from exprience...

    That is truly one of the funniest things anyone has ever posted on this site. I gotta ride with you one of these days. That is just too cool, girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott o View Post
    i'm fluent in many languages and i think german is one of them. So i'm pretty sure the brunette said something along the lines of, "that last fart turned into a shart and i have now dropped an uber schizer in my chamois!"
    haha!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    Ha! Love it! Where are girls like you in GA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbatl11 View Post
    haha!!!!
    Dooooood, that is like, totally gross!

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    hope ya'll realized the sarcasm in my post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    Too Funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    hope ya'll realized the sarcasm in my post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    hope ya'll realized the sarcasm in my post.
    What does sarcasm means ?

    Anyways, I don't need to learn a new word right now. Let me compute the ones from your last post and keep it that way
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    There are a few serious women mountain bikers I ride with and I can't say that I've heard any one of those phrases on rides with them. Seems rather cartoonish to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jisch View Post
    There are a few serious women mountain bikers I ride with and I can't say that I've heard any one of those phrases on rides with them. Seems rather cartoonish to me.
    I think you just earned a huge "Duh!" for that post. She was just having a laugh, and I dare say most people see that. Humor = good; that's what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom. Especially bears - no sense of humor at all. Not that I wouldn't laugh at any joke, even a bad one, told by a bear.

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    Yeah, well when I watch the "Sh!t mountain bikers say" - the one with the guys in it, the things they say I hear people say all the time - that's what makes it funny.

    Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

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    For all you people that don't understand german or dont get the humor of putting totally wrong subtitles under a movie...
    Here is a version with the right subtitles :
    Sh*t Mountain biker Girls Say - YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    Pic's or it didn't happen
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    Great vid. Remember seeing this one a few weeks ago but been on a hiatus. Going to have to show the German gf, too. Not sure if she will see the humor but that will be part of the fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    man, i can sympathize with that poor girl shoving the bike in her car. i remember my "rackless" days.
    Pics, when you were rackless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    scissor
    can you elaborate here? I'm lost?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I found it with English sub-titles...
    lol awesome

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    God, if my lady friend and i made one of these videos, ya'll would get a totally different view of women forever. haha, lots of yelling about our anuses hurting, and who snail-trailed who's seat, etc.

    then again, we're not exactly "delicate" women

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    God, if my lady friend and i made one of these videos, ya'll would get a totally different view of women forever. haha, lots of yelling about our anuses hurting, and who snail-trailed who's seat, etc.

    then again, we're not exactly "delicate" women
    Well after that statement, you've got to make a video!!! It's only fair to the rest of us...

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    ^^ What he said ! ^^

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    Kind off the topic - but who wears full-face helmets and goggles like that when mtn biking? Am I the only person who just wears a normal helmet?

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    its hard to get females on camera because they always avoid pictures, worrying that they're fat or looking bad, etc. thats why i have so few pictures of action shots because nobody wants me having a camera around! Friggin women!

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    @nicole- you could just do the edit and use any "this person does not one to be identified" tricks they use for interviews couldn't you? ..and amen for "not delicate" women! i too will be looking forward to "sh*t real mtb women say"! or should i say "..real women mtb say"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    Where can I find this place...

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowdrifter View Post
    can you elaborate here? I'm lost?

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    ^^ LOL!


    thumbs up if DC brought you here

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    its hard to get females on camera because they always avoid pictures, worrying that they're fat or looking bad, etc. thats why i have so few pictures of action shots because nobody wants me having a camera around! Friggin women!
    Yes my wife tells me to get the hell away with the camera.

    My Father used to keep clear of the camera, When he died we look back & it's sad we have so few photo's of him.
    I have a 6 Berth Motorhome that I rent out . It is based in Tauranga, New Zealand

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    They tell me that chicks mountain bike and while I suppose it's theoretically possible, I have never seen a female mountain biker and I'm not sure they exist.

    In fact, that's my only beef with mountain biking. I'd love to find a girl who like to ride.

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    The only thing I ever get to see about mountain bike girls is their butts as they drop me.

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    ^but there's that awkward padding at the crucial part of the bum....right?
    fap

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    ^but there's that awkward padding at the crucial part of the bum....right?
    You wear padding ??
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    apparently german comedy is different...

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KENZD6IjDYI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoom View Post
    It should be either ahmurcan or uhmurcan or ahmerickan
    Made me think of this...
    Negative Reps Please.

    Soy Loco

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    Quote Originally Posted by muzzanic View Post
    Pic's or it didn't happen
    Reference Queen - Bicycle Race for now.
    Negative Reps Please.

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