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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Speaking of the real video, did anyone notice the original is now 31 seconds? The you-tube guy that posted it must have replaced it with a shortened version. Whats up with that?
    Idk. I've seen it like today and then yours and it took me about 40 secs to set my mind on those subtitles being quite funny. But the part where you added subtitles when there was no speaking sold it

    But yours is definitively better.
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ambassadorhawg View Post
    I played this video clip for my wife this morning. She was not impressed...
    Have you got it yet? She didn't need to know you ride with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decatur_Tide View Post
    Hey, is that you up at the top of the page next to the mtbr logo?
    totally not me. that trail has wayyy too much gnar for me to handle.

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    You can find the German version with English subtitles now on
    pinkbike.com/video/240379/

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    totally not me. that trail has wayyy too much gnar for me to handle.
    Yeah, and you usually don't go out without fancy leg warmers
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    Toppless would have been better

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    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    That's going right into my sig

    And btw, how you deal with 'rack support on long rides when you ride topless ?
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    I knew it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    "scissor"!!! OMG! You clearly speak from exprience...

    That is truly one of the funniest things anyone has ever posted on this site. I gotta ride with you one of these days. That is just too cool, girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott o View Post
    i'm fluent in many languages and i think german is one of them. So i'm pretty sure the brunette said something along the lines of, "that last fart turned into a shart and i have now dropped an uber schizer in my chamois!"
    haha!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    Ha! Love it! Where are girls like you in GA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbatl11 View Post
    haha!!!!
    Dooooood, that is like, totally gross!

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    hope ya'll realized the sarcasm in my post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    Too Funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    hope ya'll realized the sarcasm in my post.
    Not another word. Let. Us. Dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    hope ya'll realized the sarcasm in my post.
    What does sarcasm means ?

    Anyways, I don't need to learn a new word right now. Let me compute the ones from your last post and keep it that way
    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    There are a few serious women mountain bikers I ride with and I can't say that I've heard any one of those phrases on rides with them. Seems rather cartoonish to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jisch View Post
    There are a few serious women mountain bikers I ride with and I can't say that I've heard any one of those phrases on rides with them. Seems rather cartoonish to me.
    I think you just earned a huge "Duh!" for that post. She was just having a laugh, and I dare say most people see that. Humor = good; that's what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom. Especially bears - no sense of humor at all. Not that I wouldn't laugh at any joke, even a bad one, told by a bear.

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    Yeah, well when I watch the "Sh!t mountain bikers say" - the one with the guys in it, the things they say I hear people say all the time - that's what makes it funny.

    Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

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    For all you people that don't understand german or dont get the humor of putting totally wrong subtitles under a movie...
    Here is a version with the right subtitles :
    Sh*t Mountain biker Girls Say - YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    Pic's or it didn't happen
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    Great vid. Remember seeing this one a few weeks ago but been on a hiatus. Going to have to show the German gf, too. Not sure if she will see the humor but that will be part of the fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    man, i can sympathize with that poor girl shoving the bike in her car. i remember my "rackless" days.
    Pics, when you were rackless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    scissor
    can you elaborate here? I'm lost?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I found it with English sub-titles...
    lol awesome

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    God, if my lady friend and i made one of these videos, ya'll would get a totally different view of women forever. haha, lots of yelling about our anuses hurting, and who snail-trailed who's seat, etc.

    then again, we're not exactly "delicate" women

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    God, if my lady friend and i made one of these videos, ya'll would get a totally different view of women forever. haha, lots of yelling about our anuses hurting, and who snail-trailed who's seat, etc.

    then again, we're not exactly "delicate" women
    Well after that statement, you've got to make a video!!! It's only fair to the rest of us...

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    ^^ What he said ! ^^

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    Kind off the topic - but who wears full-face helmets and goggles like that when mtn biking? Am I the only person who just wears a normal helmet?

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    its hard to get females on camera because they always avoid pictures, worrying that they're fat or looking bad, etc. thats why i have so few pictures of action shots because nobody wants me having a camera around! Friggin women!

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    @nicole- you could just do the edit and use any "this person does not one to be identified" tricks they use for interviews couldn't you? ..and amen for "not delicate" women! i too will be looking forward to "sh*t real mtb women say"! or should i say "..real women mtb say"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    topless indeed. thats what all mtb girls do. we go out, riding, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home. you figured us out!
    Where can I find this place...

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowdrifter View Post
    can you elaborate here? I'm lost?

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    ^^ LOL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    its hard to get females on camera because they always avoid pictures, worrying that they're fat or looking bad, etc. thats why i have so few pictures of action shots because nobody wants me having a camera around! Friggin women!
    Yes my wife tells me to get the hell away with the camera.

    My Father used to keep clear of the camera, When he died we look back & it's sad we have so few photo's of him.
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    They tell me that chicks mountain bike and while I suppose it's theoretically possible, I have never seen a female mountain biker and I'm not sure they exist.

    In fact, that's my only beef with mountain biking. I'd love to find a girl who like to ride.

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    The only thing I ever get to see about mountain bike girls is their butts as they drop me.

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    ^but there's that awkward padding at the crucial part of the bum....right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    ^but there's that awkward padding at the crucial part of the bum....right?
    You wear padding ??
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    topless. that's what all mtb girls do. we go ride, get topless, have pillow fights in the woods, scissor, then ride home!

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    apparently german comedy is different...

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KENZD6IjDYI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarBoom View Post
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    Made me think of this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by muzzanic View Post
    Pic's or it didn't happen
    Reference Queen - Bicycle Race for now.
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