Dropping in on some smooth out and back single track this morning, I was tooling along when my wife texts me about results of my daughter's dr appt. (Flu has made its presence known this week in my household)
I pull off to the side to respond when a rider comes up behind me. He pulls off as well and we exchange pleasantries.
He then rides about 15 feet from me, gets off his ride, then proceeds to water the grass if you will. :madman: :madmax:
I couldnt believe the chutzpah on this jackwagon!
I let him pedal off then I went the other way. Beautiful day marred by a thoughtless dude who couldnt ride another 1/4 mile back to the trail head and a restroom.
ok, on a serious note, would this guy be considered a jackwagon rider....?
COLUMBUS, Ohio, March 20 (UPI) — An Ohio man’s drinking problem has landed him in jail, but not for alcohol abuse, officials said. Alan David Passion, 59, allegedly has a fetish for drinking urine and he has been ordered to spend 30 days in jail and five years under house arrest for a recent bathroom-related crime, The Columbus Dispatch reported. “I’m not certain jail time is going to do the trick for him,” said Columbus Assistant City Prosecutor Joseph E. Schmotsky. “It seems like what Mr. Passion really wants to do is just do the jail time and then get out and do it again.” The judge also banned Patton from using public restrooms.
ok, on a serious note, would this guy be considered a jackwagon rider....?
COLUMBUS, Ohio, March 20 (UPI) - An Ohio man's drinking problem has landed him in jail, but not for alcohol abuse, officials said. Alan David Passion, 59, allegedly has a fetish for drinking urine and he has been ordered to spend 30 days in jail and five years under house arrest for a recent bathroom-related crime, The Columbus Dispatch reported. "I'm not certain jail time is going to do the trick for him," said Columbus Assistant City Prosecutor Joseph E. Schmotsky. "It seems like what Mr. Passion really wants to do is just do the jail time and then get out and do it again." The judge also banned Patton from using public restrooms.
99% of mountain bikers would be cool with you rolling up, introducing yourself, turning a shoulder, and taking a piss. I think we all understand there's an awkward line you cross somewhere in that scenario but picturing this going down makes me laugh. Makes me want to try a social experiment. Walk up to random people and see how close to them you can piss without being called a jackwagon.
Hahaha. Good Social experiment Idea. I think it would be somewhat rare for you to actually be called "Jackwagon". Hopefully not though, this thread has given us all a great new insult to use, and hopefully, it's use will spread.
Next time someone cuts me off in traffic when I'm on my bike, I WILL yell "Watch where you're going you JACKWAGON"
Sorry, I disagree with many of you. Even though I've been peeing in the woods all my life ( almost 50 now),. It would be rude to pee in front of a stranger if they are not part of your group. If possible it's best to be more discreet and find your own space, there is alot of space and usually many trees around to help.
an insult. Likely coined specifically for the Geico commercial quoted in the following citation.
Therapist: Maybe we should chug on over to mamby-pamby land where maybe we can find some confidence for you, you jackwagon.
-- Geico commercial, 2010
See more words meaning: uncool person, jerk, ******* (general insults - list of)
by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Jul 03 2010 (Edit definition)
A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.
I carry a bandana when XC skiing & biking. The main reason for this is to wipe sweat off my brow in warm weather & wipe my nose in cold.
I have, on accasion, pressed the bandana into "other service" in emergencies. Usually, 1/2of the bandana will suffice for such emergencies leaving the other half for the original intent or another "emergncy".
I carry a bandana when XC skiing & biking. The main reason for this is to wipe sweat off my brow in warm weather & wipe my nose in cold.
I have, on accasion, pressed the bandana into "other service" in emergencies. Usually, 1/2of the bandana will suffice for such emergencies leaving the other half for the original intent or another "emergncy".
Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
You the king of the forest?
Come on... that extra liter off pee in you, can make you fell bad...
You got to release it...
If you are not in front of kids or women, then what the problem?
Jealous maybe?
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