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My Ride today. Passion removed by jackwagon rider

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#1 ·
Dropping in on some smooth out and back single track this morning, I was tooling along when my wife texts me about results of my daughter's dr appt. (Flu has made its presence known this week in my household)

I pull off to the side to respond when a rider comes up behind me. He pulls off as well and we exchange pleasantries.

He then rides about 15 feet from me, gets off his ride, then proceeds to water the grass if you will. :eek: :madman: :madmax:

I couldnt believe the chutzpah on this jackwagon!

I let him pedal off then I went the other way. Beautiful day marred by a thoughtless dude who couldnt ride another 1/4 mile back to the trail head and a restroom.
 
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#177 ·
Let it flow. If you gotta drop a deuce though find a little privacy and make sure you have something to wipe. Opening a couple clif bars to recycle the wrappers while trying to keep the prairie dog in it's home for another minute is not fun and also a less than ideal material for said purpose.
 
#178 ·
Isnt pissing in the woods part of the allure of going into the woods in the first place? You're walking around, the weather is nice, lots of trees and fresh air, and hey! I gotta take a piss. And when youre in the woods, you just do it. None of this walking to the bathroom or washing your hands crap.

This thread is amazing. well done guys.

And yes, this is the same guy in both pics.




Different guy. (why do i take so many peeing pics?)
 
#179 ·
Seriously JDaniels? I would expect this kind of thread out of some women, but isn't it just a part of male culture to like peeing outside.

I pee in my backyard almost as much as I do in my toilet. Peeing outside is awesome.

Unless he was facing you and seemed like he may be aiming at you, I don't see any reason to take offense.

But don't let this thread turn you off of the forum! It's all in good fun man.
 
#186 ·
You want your hat back?

This reminds me of the time I was hiking to a waterfall, pretty far out. No one around so when I get there, I step away a bit to relieve myself on a rock. Just before, I had noticed a hat on the ground and picked it up. Finders keepers, right? So, while checking out my new hat in one hand, holding my junk in the other, I let it fly.

To my horror, I turn around and there is a woman on the other side of the creek staring at me. Kinda one of those man-hating, mullet-wearing type of women if you know what I mean.

And yep, that was her hat...
 
#193 ·
JDaniels said:
Dropping in on some smooth out and back single track this morning, I was tooling along when my wife texts me about results of my daughter's dr appt. (Flu has made its presence known this week in my household)

I pull off to the side to respond when a rider comes up behind me. He pulls off as well and we exchange pleasantries.

He then rides about 15 feet from me, gets off his ride, then proceeds to water the grass if you will. :eek: :madman: :madmax:

I couldnt believe the chutzpah on this jackwagon!

I let him pedal off then I went the other way. Beautiful day marred by a thoughtless dude who couldnt ride another 1/4 mile back to the trail head and a restroom.
Totally agree JD, it's just not on someone pissing on your grass, Godamit!
:eek: :madman: :madmax:

....did you manage to salvage any of it ?
 
#196 ·
Let's Ride said:
I once asked a Jewish friend what a schmuck was.

He said a schmuck is a guy who would get out of the shower (mid-shower) to pee in the toilet.

JD seems to fit the bill.
Okay, now we're starting(?) to drift. At a former job, we had a long discussion about whether it was okay to pee in the shower. The group(all men) was split with about 75% not having a problem with peeing in the shower, 25% saying it is a disgusting practice. I don't know what any of it means.:p
 
#197 ·
Spring Break back in the college days, I was taking a nap on the beach (ok I was passed out, it was spring break!), woke up still groggy and turned around a took a piss.

Right in front of some lady who apparantly didn't like the idea. She told the cops, who subsequently arrested me and took me in.

Before they booked me, we started shooting the **** and evidently I made freinds. They laughed at me, told me not to do it again, and let me go.

Man law.
 
#198 ·
Regarding the OP...I would not have been offended, just would have regarded it is weird (assuming he is a stranger) now if he was a friend and he started fixing me a sandwich that would be gross.

I have a couple of neighbors who drink heavily, they get hammered in their garages, we are in a new neighborhood, houses packed together...they will go outside of the garage around to the side of the house (in plain view) and pee on the side of the house...thats too much for some (however amusing for me) One time they were at a BBQ at our place and they were smashed, one of them went around the side of my house and began peeing against the side of my house...piss running down the walk way, my wife walks around the corner and gets an eyefull of this...funny sh*t!!, she had me hosing down the side of the house and path with a garden hose....to this day I always bust their nuts about it....both guys are former infantry.

Blueliner
 
#200 ·
Hmmm... Funny things is...

JDaniels said:
Sometimes, I wonder why I ever started posting here.

******s on the trail and apparently here too.

Dont worry, I wont let the door hit me on the way out.
I just saw that JDaniels has logged on as recently as two days ago; which means that he's still around and lurking!:eek:

JD, in all seriousness, don't take the things that are said on this post so seriously and so much to heart. Once you actually meet some of these people in person, you would see that most of them are all really nice folks. I've had the pleasure of meeting allot of MTBR folks over the years and not one has been a dissapointment in person.

As for flames go, this thread (as funny as it is) isn't anywhere near as harsh as some that I've seen in the past. Passion has had threads that were so filled with hate, anger and general nastiness that some folks have had their I.P. addresses blocked from ever logging on to MTBR. In fact, I'm 99% sure that one person even got fired from their job for flaming folks while using their work PC.

So, as much as you didn't appreciate someone taking a piss not too far away from where you were standing, take a breath and recognize that everyone has an opinion and ways of doing things, even if you don't agree with them. Take a deep breath, and just let it go; then get out on your bike and just ride! :)
 
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#201 ·
GFAthens said:
Seriously JDaniels? I would expect this kind of thread out of some women, but isn't it just a part of male culture to like peeing outside.

I pee in my backyard almost as much as I do in my toilet. Peeing outside is awesome.Unless he was facing you and seemed like he may be aiming at you, I don't see any reason to take offense.

But don't let this thread turn you off of the forum! It's all in good fun man.
Gets a little interesting when you get caught by the women nextdoor too. :D I think she was more embarrassed than I was.
 
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