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    I've known folks who couldn't do their business without a restroom with a flush toilet. Sad how such nonsense cripples folks... you certainly wouldn't want to travel far or wide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    Can you do us/women a favour and hide your ass in the bushes next time?
    I don't show my @ss when I pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wg
    A few years back someone posted how they did the peloton pisser. A rather acrobatic feat if you think about the balance required.

    To the OP: was he facing you with a grin or facing away just going about his business? There may have been ulterior motives...
    Racing at Mount Snow with a friend of mine years ago, less than a mile off the start line on one of the big fire road climbs, he gets off the bike,and while holding his bike and continuing to run uphill (and keep up with other guys still riding) he pisses on the side of the trail.

    Now that was impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    Exactly! Pee OFF the road.

    How often do women that you know well pee in front of you?
    Can you do us/women a favour and hide your ass in the bushes next time?
    You're just jealous you can't do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LCdaveH
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    When outdoors, allow about 30 ft from other guys. (Allow more room if non-mans are present.)
    I think 15ftish if your with your buddies, 30ft+ if its a random person.
    If the guy was turned the other way then whats the big deal? no harm no foul right?

    What I have a problem with is that if you get caught urinating in public its considered indecent exposure and you get placed on a sex offender list in my state.

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    ... and if we just ...

    This is unbelievable! To have your day ruined because you saw somebody pee. Ridiculous. As someone who is outdoors a lot, both with work and with biking. I have to pee outside all the time and have never thought that anybody who should see me would have their day ruined by it!!! I've never batted an eyelid weather it be a friend, work colleague or stranger, male or female, who's answering the call of nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    Exactly! Pee OFF the road.

    How often do women that you know well pee in front of you?
    Can you do us/women a favour and hide your ass in the bushes next time?
    More often than you would think. My wife and I share a bathroom. As well, we do quite a bit of canoe-tripping out in the bush. You know where the closest "Restroom Facilities" are 25 miles of paddling and 5 miles of portaging away. If on a portage and she has to go, we go off-trail, dig a cat-hole - I stand guard and she does her business. Waste and any paper in the cathole, covered and off we go. The same goes for anybody I take on a trip.

    As for on the bike, same as Kapusta and the others, go off-trail, get as much "privacy" as you can reasonably find. Do your business and then get back to the reason your out there - ride yer bike.

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    omg this is horible i am never ridng a bike again

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    Please, Lord, let someone pee in his cornflakes and put the previous transgression into perspective?

    Amen.






















    PS- I just felt that I needed to be part of the dumbest thread ever posted on Passion. For posterity. To say I was there, part of history, and stuff.

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    yes thank you trailbuilders for your efforts. I thought urine helped break in trail. Kind of like bmx guys watering down their dirt jumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marko G
    my day is ruined now after hearing the horrors that occur on the trails
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anthony.delorenzo
    omg this is horible i am never ridng a bike again
    LOL LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by s0ckeyeus
    Next time remove your panties before hitting the trail.
    Agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryandoobs
    I think 15ftish if your with your buddies, 30ft+ if its a random person.
    If the guy was turned the other way then whats the big deal? no harm no foul right?

    What I have a problem with is that if you get caught urinating in public its considered indecent exposure and you get placed on a sex offender list in my state.
    And if somebody sees your junk in a bathroom? Haha, North Americans - so strange. I love the person(women?) almost vomiting at the idea of accidentally catching a glimpse of a urinating man in the middle of the woods. I can tell u that, er, well nevermind! Lets just say god help her if she comes across a bloody tampon hanging from a shrub or a suicide corpse.

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    Kinda makes you wonder what Daniel Boone, Lewis and Clarke, etc etc etc did back in the day. People have been peeing in the woods long before we starting biking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by electrik
    Lets just say god help her if she comes across a bloody tampon hanging from a shrub or a suicide corpse.
    Or visits a foreign country.

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    "Hiking is just walking where its OK to pee" Demetri Martin.
    The same is true for MTBing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    That was a suggestion, not a question.
    please let me know you are in my ride group...

    I would hate to offend you.


    or by god you see my little wang...

    and please give extreme advanced warning before you let the flood gates rip so that I can ride miles down trail before you letter rip.

    people jeeze

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    No one yet has considered the possibility of a urinary tract infection necessitating the confluence of urinater and texter.

    There's always an explanation for unexplained urination, at least that's what my vet says...

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    The HIVE-mind has spoken.

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    Anyone ever play Edward 40hands. It's when you duct tape a 40 oz to each hand and the first contestant to finish wins. Needless to say, this makes urination difficult. I have known a number of skirted women to remove their drawers, prior to taping their hands, in order to gain an unfair advantage by being able to relieve themselves mid game. I always just though it showed admirable competitive drive.

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    Anyone ever play Edward 40hands. It's when you duct tape a 40 oz to each hand and the first contestant to finish wins. Needless to say, this makes urination difficult. I have known a number of skirted women to remove their drawers, prior to taping their hands, in order to gain an unfair advantage by being able to relieve themselves mid game. I always just though it showed admirable competitive drive.
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    I have known one woman who did that, but I didn't mention her cause I figured she was justt an outlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepo5669
    I remove my pants before playing
    I start with it out...

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