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    Quote Originally Posted by GFAthens
    Seriously JDaniels? I would expect this kind of thread out of some women, but isn't it just a part of male culture to like peeing outside.

    I pee in my backyard almost as much as I do in my toilet. Peeing outside is awesome.Unless he was facing you and seemed like he may be aiming at you, I don't see any reason to take offense.

    But don't let this thread turn you off of the forum! It's all in good fun man.
    Gets a little interesting when you get caught by the women nextdoor too. I think she was more embarrassed than I was.
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    Riding a trail locally last summer, I came upon the awful realization that a deuce was knocking (pounding violently, really) at the door.

    Having no other options, Abandoned the bike and ran into the woods.

    The task completed, I fished for my bag of TP & realized with horror that I'd lent it to a buddy who had failed to return the unused portion.

    I completed the remaining 5 miles of trail with only one sock. Got my ankle pretty good a few times too.

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    If you are not a child and I am on a ride I will pee in front of you, ill turn my back and all though.

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    ok, on a serious note, would this guy be considered a jackwagon rider....?

    COLUMBUS, Ohio, March 20 (UPI) An Ohio mans drinking problem has landed him in jail, but not for alcohol abuse, officials said. Alan David Passion, 59, allegedly has a fetish for drinking urine and he has been ordered to spend 30 days in jail and five years under house arrest for a recent bathroom-related crime, The Columbus Dispatch reported. Im not certain jail time is going to do the trick for him, said Columbus Assistant City Prosecutor Joseph E. Schmotsky. It seems like what Mr. Passion really wants to do is just do the jail time and then get out and do it again. The judge also banned Patton from using public restrooms.

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    Hmmmm maybe an outhouse every 500m on them there trials is the answer..

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    What have we learned from this thread?

    99% of mountain bikers would be cool with you rolling up, introducing yourself, turning a shoulder, and taking a piss. I think we all understand there's an awkward line you cross somewhere in that scenario but picturing this going down makes me laugh. Makes me want to try a social experiment. Walk up to random people and see how close to them you can piss without being called a jackwagon.

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    Hahaha. Good Social experiment Idea. I think it would be somewhat rare for you to actually be called "Jackwagon". Hopefully not though, this thread has given us all a great new insult to use, and hopefully, it's use will spread.

    Next time someone cuts me off in traffic when I'm on my bike, I WILL yell "Watch where you're going you JACKWAGON"
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    Sorry, I disagree with many of you. Even though I've been peeing in the woods all my life ( almost 50 now),. It would be rude to pee in front of a stranger if they are not part of your group. If possible it's best to be more discreet and find your own space, there is alot of space and usually many trees around to help.
    Last edited by HikerToo; 03-26-2011 at 03:52 PM.

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    From The Online Slang Dictionary

    Definition of jackwagon
    jackwagon
    noun

    an insult. Likely coined specifically for the Geico commercial quoted in the following citation.

    Therapist: Maybe we should chug on over to mamby-pamby land where maybe we can find some confidence for you, you jackwagon.

    -- Geico commercial, 2010

    See more words meaning: uncool person, jerk, ******* (general insults - list of)

    by WalterGR, Sacramento, CA, USA, Jul 03 2010 (Edit definition)
    A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.

    by The Sterd, Oct 21 2010 (Edit definition)
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    One thing I learned in this thread: I can pee in the woods and not feel guility about it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marko G
    your right, it disgusts me when humans urinate in forests. I mean, animals are one thing, but humans, c'mon...

    OMG are you a tree hugger or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-Mac
    Riding a trail locally last summer, I came upon the awful realization that a deuce was knocking (pounding violently, really) at the door.

    Having no other options, Abandoned the bike and ran into the woods.

    The task completed, I fished for my bag of TP & realized with horror that I'd lent it to a buddy who had failed to return the unused portion.

    I completed the remaining 5 miles of trail with only one sock. Got my ankle pretty good a few times too.

    I carry a bandana when XC skiing & biking. The main reason for this is to wipe sweat off my brow in warm weather & wipe my nose in cold.

    I have, on accasion, pressed the bandana into "other service" in emergencies. Usually, 1/2of the bandana will suffice for such emergencies leaving the other half for the original intent or another "emergncy".

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    I learned what a jackwagom is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XCSKIBUM
    I carry a bandana when XC skiing & biking. The main reason for this is to wipe sweat off my brow in warm weather & wipe my nose in cold.

    I have, on accasion, pressed the bandana into "other service" in emergencies. Usually, 1/2of the bandana will suffice for such emergencies leaving the other half for the original intent or another "emergncy".
    OMG! Are you a survivalist or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbmb65
    OMG! Are you a survivalist or what?
    No, but but don't be frightened if you meet me on the trails in the Adirondacks in September.

    I took this picture of my bike when I was taking a $HIT while bear hunting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by winchboy
    I learned what a jackwagom is.
    Now all you need to learn is how to spell it

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    Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
    This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
    You the king of the forest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XCSKIBUM
    OMG are you a tree hugger or what?
    i didnt think my sarcasm was THAT difficult to detect... however, ill try to make it a little more obvious next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marko G
    i didnt think my sarcasm was THAT difficult to detect... however, ill try to make it a little more obvious next time

    Perhaps your response came too soon after the OP's hand wringinmg plea in the 1st post..

    Now that I re-read your post, the sarchasm is more obvious but you pulled it off so well, it threw me.

    Actually, that should be taken as a compliment as the best sarchasm should look to be a serious coment on the original subject.

    Indeed, well done! .

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    10,800 views to this point; this thread will live forever!

    I'm going to try to go for a ride this weekend just so I can pee in the woods! LOL!
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    Man, I gotta pee right now....

    Think I would be allowed to pee on a tree at school too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellow Yellow
    10,800 views to this point; this thread will live forever!
    If it's yellow, let it mellow
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    If it's yellow, let it mellow
    "If it's brown, flush it down."
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    Last ride I peed in the woods at least 3 times. It was epic.

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    Come on... that extra liter off pee in you, can make you fell bad...
    You got to release it...

    If you are not in front of kids or women, then what the problem?
    Jealous maybe?

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    My Wife told me to Pee on her Flowers so the Deer wouldnt eat them. So I did before my morning ride, with my back to the neighbors to be polite, I didnt have to go in the woods then, that would be wierd.

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    a local trail system in south florida has issues with hikers on the bike trails where we cant go on hiking trails.
    one ride i took a fairly new bypass of a sandy section close to a hiking trail.
    i was rippin pretty good and felt my leg get wet. thinking it was fresh morning dew coverd palm fraum i reached down to wipe off the wetness and pulled back a glove covered in a
    freekin hikers morning coffee and donut squirts. morning doo it was.
    ####ing gross.
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    Jackwagon wanna-be

    Went for a ride today with a jackwagon wanna-be. He waited til I was down the trail before he wizzed.

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    I've met a few "toilet police" and WTF? I mean its biodegradable and nature. if nature calls.....nature calls! get over it!

    when did our beloved sport become so full of metro sexual whingers? MAN UP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark
    ... It was epic.
    watch it buddy
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    If there's a lot of traffic on the trail where you ride/pee, then perhaps you're riding on the wrong trail, my friends.

    Solitude is bliss. Solitude with a good p1ss is even more bliss.

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    Long live p1ss bliss. I mean that, I'm getting old.

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    JD, was this the guy?

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    ^^^ Oops, my bad

    Sorry, I misread the thread title. I thought you were talking about a japwagon driver.

    Carry on.

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    This is a truely brilliant post...

    Long live trailside pissing!

    Edit: ^^^ I want a car with those accessories...
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    I will be peeing in the forest tomorrow.

    VIVE LE URINATION!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDaniels
    Dropping in on some smooth out and back single track this morning, I was tooling along when my wife texts me about results of my daughter's dr appt. (Flu has made its presence known this week in my household)

    I pull off to the side to respond when a rider comes up behind me. He pulls off as well and we exchange pleasantries.

    He then rides about 15 feet from me, gets off his ride, then proceeds to water the grass if you will.

    I couldnt believe the chutzpah on this jackwagon!

    I let him pedal off then I went the other way. Beautiful day marred by a thoughtless dude who couldnt ride another 1/4 mile back to the trail head and a restroom.
    What the heck do you do in a public restroom where there are like,half dozen or so urinals lined up...hold it in,hoping to get a "clean shot" of no one else in there? I feel dumber for reading that (his post,the rest made me laugh...that all incompassing "I know,right?" laugh )
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    As long as the guy didn't turn around and show you his penus, I don't think there was anything to get too upset about. Myself, I'm what's known as pee shy, so I'll go off into the woods a little ways if others are around. This can help prevent being interrupted mid-tinkle, which I find to be awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobretti
    As long as the guy didn't turn around and show you his penus, I don't think there was anything to get too upset about. Myself, I'm what's known as pee shy, so I'll go off into the woods a little ways if others are around. This can help prevent being interrupted mid-tinkle, which I find to be awkward.
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    Awesome thread. One of my criteria for picking a place to live is that I can pee in the backyard in the day.

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    I'll never be a jackwagon. I get stage fright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thorkild
    One of my criteria for picking a place to live is that I can pee in the backyard in the day.
    haha
    awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thorkild
    One of my criteria for picking a place to live is that I can pee in the backyard in the day.

    Me too.

    Here's my back yard.


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    Hey theirs always your Camelbak

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    Not a very good flounce

    Quote Originally Posted by JDaniels
    Sometimes, I wonder why I ever started posting here.

    ******s on the trail and apparently here too.

    Dont worry, I wont let the door hit me on the way out.

    A proper flounce needs to be more dramatic.


    Something more in the lines of, Moderates please ban my tortured superior intellectual soul I can no longer in good conscious converse with these coarse hillbillies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debtfree1
    A proper flounce needs to be more dramatic.


    Something more in the lines of, Moderates please ban my tortured superior intellectual soul I can no longer in good conscious converse with these coarse hillbillies.
    Please don't interrupt. Cobretti is already stage shy and after checking that avatar I am becoming faintly more intrigued by the minute......

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    Quote Originally Posted by XCSKIBUM
    Me too.

    Here's my back yard.

    Have you even started to think about the damage you and your pooch are doing there. Next thing you'll be riding your bike there and then, well then there goes the environment, you, you nature killer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XCSKIBUM
    Me too.

    Here's my back yard.

    What river is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel1916
    What river is that?

    That's the St Regis River about 13 miles (by road) from it's confluence W/the St Lawrence River & the Canadian border.

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