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  1. #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDaniels
    Sometimes, I wonder why I ever started posting here.

    ******s on the trail and apparently here too.

    Dont worry, I wont let the door hit me on the way out.
    I Guess JDaniels had a bowl of Wheaties where that dude peed.

    Wow, he only made it to 31 posts. That is worse than being the first one kicked off some reality show that never gets aired on tv.

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    You say stupid things and are surprised when you're called out on it?

    Only March and already a strong candidate for Stupid Topic thread of the year
    Bummer that the Grimy's died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245
    Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. My best trailside piss was at the top of the mountain on a bright, sunny day. Pulled off the trail, nothing more glorious than pissing over the cliff and into the valley....
    That was you?! You b......d!! I was the one in the valley!

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    what a gal!!
    bikeporn is protected speech

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    No way I would have gone down the trail to wizz. I would have said excuse me, turned away from said OP and pissed. Period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisem
    That was you?! You b......d!! I was the one in the valley!
    Sorry dude. It was that or into a bush/on the trail, and apparently you aren't supposed to do that as the deer like the smell as a salt lick. You can imagine the amount of bacteria in there by the time they get to it, though. I figure, over the edge means the wind will spread it out and there won't be enough concentration anywhere to attract weird deer.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    I like a good outdoor piss, with or without spectators.
    Whats this line for?

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    Why would anyone question the need to pee in the bush? One of life's pleasures. In fact, being a guy (pre-prostate disasters), every pee is one of life's great moments. Something to be savoured. The build-up, the release and the incredible pleasure and relief after. Who'd be a girl? Let's face it, adding the bush into the moment eclipses all other issues. Not only that but pee kills weeds here. And you can clean wounds with it.

    One question? I never seem to need a pee when I ride. It is hot here and even if I feel like one I can keep going and my body re-absorbes all moisture. Why do you need to pee on the trail?

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    Finding tampons on the trail is disgusting. I was hiking this past Fall and found a bunch of used feminine products that someone had tossed into the underbrush. It was hanging there all bloody and nasty about a foot from the trail. :barf:

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarkrw3
    how about big wall climbing...
    What about the brown?

    I spent 2 seasons of full time rock climbing in Yosemite. We pooped in brown paper lunch bags and tossed them over the side. You donít want to stink up the ledge you sleeping on! The stench of piss is bad enough. This is one of the reasons I always went in the spring. The snow had washed all the chock, etc. off every thing.

    I never heard of any body base climbing getting hit, but could you imagine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by s0ckeyeus
    Finding tampons on the trail is disgusting. I was hiking this past Fall and found a bunch of used feminine products that someone had tossed into the underbrush. It was hanging there all bloody and nasty about a foot from the trail. :barf:
    Now, that is unacceptable.

    All tampons and used toilet paper should be at least buried in a cat hole, burnt, or packed out.

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    is it better to be pissed off, or pissed on?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I tried to pee the graffiti off this building. I figured if it worked all kinds of people would hire me to MTB to their graffiti problem areas. It didn't work.

    But look what happened when I peed on this tree.
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    I can understand if the guy pisses right out in the open but if he went behind a tree or bush then why care.
    I give positive rep all around but then I get negative rep from all the clowns.

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    love this

    Quote Originally Posted by annamagpie
    I pee outside all the time.
    Blow snot outta my nose , farmer-style, all the time.
    Hawk a loogie once in awhile.
    Fart regularly.

    I won't get into the other stuff, seeing as how this ain't the women's lounge.

    Hope your day goes better.

    PS My insincere apologies to anyone I may have grossed out
    I love this life in the trails
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    I piss in the woods every chance I get.

    matter of fact, when I'm at home and have to piss I go outside when the weather is nice (3 acre wooded lot)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dompedro3
    Went for a ride, smooth singletrack, great weather, not another rider in sight...everything was going well, but soon I got the "call of nature" if you know what I mean. Lucky for me, I often ride this trail, and there is a convenient spot up ahead to throw down my bike and "water the grass".

    I come around the corner and there is jackwagon texting on his cell phone, right in the middle of the path (ok, a little off to the side.) I squeezed by him, said "hi" and then decided, what the hell, he's texting, I'm going to take a piss. Screw him.

    I was soo angry, I could barely pee, needless to say, damn texter ruined my damn day.
    bahahahaha!!

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    In college, the guys on the second story of my dorm used to piss off their deck. Once winter hit, they stopped going out onto the deck and pissed right out their door. The deck was covered in nasty ice-piss and a few piss-cycles hung down in front of my window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dompedro3
    Went for a ride, smooth singletrack, great weather, not another rider in sight...everything was going well, but soon I got the "call of nature" if you know what I mean. Lucky for me, I often ride this trail, and there is a convenient spot up ahead to throw down my bike and "water the grass".

    I come around the corner and there is jackwagon texting on his cell phone, right in the middle of the path (ok, a little off to the side.) I squeezed by him, said "hi" and then decided, what the hell, he's texting, I'm going to take a piss. Screw him.

    I was soo angry, I could barely pee, needless to say, damn texter ruined my damn day.
    You too? Happened to me the other day as well. LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by electrik
    Now, that is unacceptable.

    All tampons and used toilet paper should be at least buried in a cat hole, burnt, or packed out.
    Should be packed out... period.

    Burying or burning "garbage" in the woods (or meadows, valleys, mountains, plains, rivers) is not acceptable in modern times.
    Making the smack track baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsieb
    Should be packed out... period.

    Burying or burning "garbage" in the woods (or meadows, valleys, mountains, plains, rivers) is not acceptable in modern times.
    Ideally, but if they don't... I prefer the buried/burned instead of the left hanging from a shrub!

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    I find nothing against pissing outside but do try to hold it until I find a restroom (every few miles or so on our local trails). When I do however, I kneel down by the rear deraileur, sorta like I'm fixing it or something and let the dragon loose. Smooth sailing thus far.

    Whats a jackwagon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dompedro3
    Went for a ride, smooth singletrack, great weather, not another rider in sight...everything was going well, but soon I got the "call of nature" if you know what I mean. Lucky for me, I often ride this trail, and there is a convenient spot up ahead to throw down my bike and "water the grass".

    I come around the corner and there is jackwagon texting on his cell phone, right in the middle of the path (ok, a little off to the side.) I squeezed by him, said "hi" and then decided, what the hell, he's texting, I'm going to take a piss. Screw him.

    I was soo angry, I could barely pee, needless to say, damn texter ruined my damn day.
    chillin out at my house right next to some smooth, flowy singletrack today when this jacknob pulls off the trail onto my face to text somebody. right when i'm about to say something, this other dude comes up and starts to "water me" if you will.

    totally ruined my day.

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    I try to take care of my texting while pissing. Saves time.
    15mm is a second-best solution to a problem that was already solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kapusta
    I try to take care of my texting while pissing. Saves time.
    Multi-tasking - I like it.

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