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    I've known folks who couldn't do their business without a restroom with a flush toilet. Sad how such nonsense cripples folks... you certainly wouldn't want to travel far or wide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    Can you do us/women a favour and hide your ass in the bushes next time?
    I don't show my @ss when I pee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wg
    A few years back someone posted how they did the peloton pisser. A rather acrobatic feat if you think about the balance required.

    To the OP: was he facing you with a grin or facing away just going about his business? There may have been ulterior motives...
    Racing at Mount Snow with a friend of mine years ago, less than a mile off the start line on one of the big fire road climbs, he gets off the bike,and while holding his bike and continuing to run uphill (and keep up with other guys still riding) he pisses on the side of the trail.

    Now that was impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    Exactly! Pee OFF the road.

    How often do women that you know well pee in front of you?
    Can you do us/women a favour and hide your ass in the bushes next time?
    You're just jealous you can't do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LCdaveH
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    When outdoors, allow about 30 ft from other guys. (Allow more room if non-mans are present.)
    I think 15ftish if your with your buddies, 30ft+ if its a random person.
    If the guy was turned the other way then whats the big deal? no harm no foul right?

    What I have a problem with is that if you get caught urinating in public its considered indecent exposure and you get placed on a sex offender list in my state.

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    ... and if we just ...

    This is unbelievable! To have your day ruined because you saw somebody pee. Ridiculous. As someone who is outdoors a lot, both with work and with biking. I have to pee outside all the time and have never thought that anybody who should see me would have their day ruined by it!!! I've never batted an eyelid weather it be a friend, work colleague or stranger, male or female, who's answering the call of nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    Exactly! Pee OFF the road.

    How often do women that you know well pee in front of you?
    Can you do us/women a favour and hide your ass in the bushes next time?
    More often than you would think. My wife and I share a bathroom. As well, we do quite a bit of canoe-tripping out in the bush. You know where the closest "Restroom Facilities" are 25 miles of paddling and 5 miles of portaging away. If on a portage and she has to go, we go off-trail, dig a cat-hole - I stand guard and she does her business. Waste and any paper in the cathole, covered and off we go. The same goes for anybody I take on a trip.

    As for on the bike, same as Kapusta and the others, go off-trail, get as much "privacy" as you can reasonably find. Do your business and then get back to the reason your out there - ride yer bike.

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    omg this is horible i am never ridng a bike again

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    Please, Lord, let someone pee in his cornflakes and put the previous transgression into perspective?

    Amen.






















    PS- I just felt that I needed to be part of the dumbest thread ever posted on Passion. For posterity. To say I was there, part of history, and stuff.

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    yes thank you trailbuilders for your efforts. I thought urine helped break in trail. Kind of like bmx guys watering down their dirt jumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marko G
    my day is ruined now after hearing the horrors that occur on the trails
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anthony.delorenzo
    omg this is horible i am never ridng a bike again
    LOL LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by s0ckeyeus
    Next time remove your panties before hitting the trail.
    Agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryandoobs
    I think 15ftish if your with your buddies, 30ft+ if its a random person.
    If the guy was turned the other way then whats the big deal? no harm no foul right?

    What I have a problem with is that if you get caught urinating in public its considered indecent exposure and you get placed on a sex offender list in my state.
    And if somebody sees your junk in a bathroom? Haha, North Americans - so strange. I love the person(women?) almost vomiting at the idea of accidentally catching a glimpse of a urinating man in the middle of the woods. I can tell u that, er, well nevermind! Lets just say god help her if she comes across a bloody tampon hanging from a shrub or a suicide corpse.

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    Kinda makes you wonder what Daniel Boone, Lewis and Clarke, etc etc etc did back in the day. People have been peeing in the woods long before we starting biking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by electrik
    Lets just say god help her if she comes across a bloody tampon hanging from a shrub or a suicide corpse.
    Or visits a foreign country.

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    "Hiking is just walking where its OK to pee" Demetri Martin.
    The same is true for MTBing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    That was a suggestion, not a question.
    please let me know you are in my ride group...

    I would hate to offend you.


    or by god you see my little wang...

    and please give extreme advanced warning before you let the flood gates rip so that I can ride miles down trail before you letter rip.

    people jeeze

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    No one yet has considered the possibility of a urinary tract infection necessitating the confluence of urinater and texter.

    There's always an explanation for unexplained urination, at least that's what my vet says...

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    The HIVE-mind has spoken.

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    Anyone ever play Edward 40hands. It's when you duct tape a 40 oz to each hand and the first contestant to finish wins. Needless to say, this makes urination difficult. I have known a number of skirted women to remove their drawers, prior to taping their hands, in order to gain an unfair advantage by being able to relieve themselves mid game. I always just though it showed admirable competitive drive.

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    Anyone ever play Edward 40hands. It's when you duct tape a 40 oz to each hand and the first contestant to finish wins. Needless to say, this makes urination difficult. I have known a number of skirted women to remove their drawers, prior to taping their hands, in order to gain an unfair advantage by being able to relieve themselves mid game. I always just though it showed admirable competitive drive.
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    I have known one woman who did that, but I didn't mention her cause I figured she was justt an outlier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepo5669
    I remove my pants before playing
    I start with it out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mopartodd
    Roadies just pee off the road.

    Just let it rip, wind, rain, passing cars, whatever.
    Just not into the wind!

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    When I was a child my family often took road trips in our 70's dodge van. There were six kids, two parents, and occasionally a dog in the vehicle. If we had stopped for every pee it we never would have gotten anywhere. Instead, we opened the side doors for the boys (I'm pretty sure dad slowed down) and the girls held it. I fondly remember my mom bracing me so I didn't fall out while I bore my junk to the whipping wind and let it fly.
    Good times.
    I know. It was screwed up, but not any more screwed up than sitting for days between to pubescent older brothers who hadn't figured out deodorant yet.

    Peeing outside is one of the few things that connects us to nature. The fact that someone else is nearby doesn't bother me a bit. I don't want to offend, but neither do I want to leave my bike where they could steal it.
    Pooping requires more privacy, and occasionally a sock . . .

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    Speaking on urination ideologies...perhaps there is something more complex going on here also?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepo5669
    I remove my pants before playing
    Like a boss!

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    Sounds like good old Freudian anal expulsive vs anal retentive.

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    I had never heard the word 'jackwagon' before, much less used as a pejorative, so I googled that shi t:





    According to the internet, a 'jackwagon', or possibly 'jackwagons' are involved (though I'm not sure how) in this image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellav8ted
    The real story behind Snooki's tribal coloring...
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    Is that why hey all look orangey yellow on that show, i thought it was spray-on tanning...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDaniels
    Dropping in on some smooth out and back single track this morning, I was tooling along when my wife texts me about results of my daughter's dr appt. (Flu has made its presence known this week in my household)

    I pull off to the side to respond when a rider comes up behind me. He pulls off as well and we exchange pleasantries.

    He then rides about 15 feet from me, gets off his ride, then proceeds to water the grass if you will.

    I couldnt believe the chutzpah on this jackwagon!

    I let him pedal off then I went the other way. Beautiful day marred by a thoughtless dude who couldnt ride another 1/4 mile back to the trail head and a restroom.
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    Cell phones should be turned off when in the woods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taletotell
    When I was a child my family often took road trips in our 70's dodge van. There were six kids, two parents, and occasionally a dog in the vehicle. If we had stopped for every pee it we never would have gotten anywhere. Instead, we opened the side doors for the boys (I'm pretty sure dad slowed down) and the girls held it. I fondly remember my mom bracing me so I didn't fall out while I bore my junk to the whipping wind and let it fly.
    Good times.

    We have a Sprinter van with a funnel, two foot hose and a hole in the floor for on the go number one.

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    Peeing in the woods is one thing, but man, I hate it when I have to go #2. Many years ago, I was kayaking the French Broad River when nature called. I took care of my business and the reached out for the nearest leaf to clean things up. Unfortunately, that turned out to be poison ivy. I was scratching my a$$ like a madman for a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeridesabike
    Peeing in the woods is one thing, but man, I hate it when I have to go #2. Many years ago, I was kayaking the French Broad River when nature called. I took care of my business and the reached out for the nearest leaf to clean things up. Unfortunately, that turned out to be poison ivy. I was scratching my a$$ like a madman for a week.

    The one time I dropped a deuce during a trail ride, I stepped on a sharp stick that impaled itself into the side of my calf. Five years later, I'm pretty sure a piece of the stick is still in there...

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    For the record I don't urinate or defecate. This thread is just winning!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSumner13
    Riding requires hydration....Hydration = having to piss. It's all part of the game, dude! Good thing he didn't have the roll of TP out taking a trailside dump
    Whats wrong with that???
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapusta
    I try to take care of my texting while pissing. Saves time.
    Is that really multi-tasking, or is kapusta a girl?

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    This thread really cracks me up . (Pun intended.) If that's what the OP was going for then . If not then, wow, you've led a truly sheltered life. I guess it's good you're gettting out into the world a little bit then, isn't it?
    I'm enjoying my childhood way too much to ever give it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDaniels
    ...a rider comes up behind me. He pulls off as well and we exchange pleasantries.

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    Wow. 29 pages and still going strong.

    I have to go pee in the yard now.

    Carry on.
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    try whizzing out the door of a ch-53 leaning out against a gunners belt with the crew chief hanging onto your jacket while hovering over myrtle beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powpig2002
    try whizzing out the door of a ch-53 leaning out against a gunners belt with the crew chief hanging onto your jacket while hovering over myrtle beach.
    done it - B-o-o-r-i-n-g, next
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I'm gonna pee on my neighbors lawn now
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    I'm gonna pee on my neighbors lawn now
    Hehehe... He doesn't know what I've done to his gas cap.
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    I paused on a really steep climb today. The last rider in our group of 13, yells up to me from the switchback below that I can go on, so I'm "yeh all good, I'm just thinking about some trail options over the other side of the spur." OK she says, "it's just that I'm going to water this tree". I laughed like a jackwagon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridnparadise
    I paused on a really steep climb today. The last rider in our group of 13, yells up to me from the switchback below that I can go on, so I'm "yeh all good, I'm just thinking about some trail options over the other side of the spur." OK she says, "it's just that I'm going to water this tree". I laughed like a jackwagon
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