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    Quote Originally Posted by JDaniels
    Sometimes, I wonder why I ever started posting here.

    ******s on the trail and apparently here too.

    Dont worry, I wont let the door hit me on the way out.
    I Guess JDaniels had a bowl of Wheaties where that dude peed.

    Wow, he only made it to 31 posts. That is worse than being the first one kicked off some reality show that never gets aired on tv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erik1245
    Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. My best trailside piss was at the top of the mountain on a bright, sunny day. Pulled off the trail, nothing more glorious than pissing over the cliff and into the valley....
    That was you?! You b......d!! I was the one in the valley!

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    what a gal!!
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    No way I would have gone down the trail to wizz. I would have said excuse me, turned away from said OP and pissed. Period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisem
    That was you?! You b......d!! I was the one in the valley!
    Sorry dude. It was that or into a bush/on the trail, and apparently you aren't supposed to do that as the deer like the smell as a salt lick. You can imagine the amount of bacteria in there by the time they get to it, though. I figure, over the edge means the wind will spread it out and there won't be enough concentration anywhere to attract weird deer.
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    I like a good outdoor piss, with or without spectators.
    Whats this line for?

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    Why would anyone question the need to pee in the bush? One of life's pleasures. In fact, being a guy (pre-prostate disasters), every pee is one of life's great moments. Something to be savoured. The build-up, the release and the incredible pleasure and relief after. Who'd be a girl? Let's face it, adding the bush into the moment eclipses all other issues. Not only that but pee kills weeds here. And you can clean wounds with it.

    One question? I never seem to need a pee when I ride. It is hot here and even if I feel like one I can keep going and my body re-absorbes all moisture. Why do you need to pee on the trail?

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    Finding tampons on the trail is disgusting. I was hiking this past Fall and found a bunch of used feminine products that someone had tossed into the underbrush. It was hanging there all bloody and nasty about a foot from the trail. :barf:

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarkrw3
    how about big wall climbing...
    What about the brown?

    I spent 2 seasons of full time rock climbing in Yosemite. We pooped in brown paper lunch bags and tossed them over the side. You donít want to stink up the ledge you sleeping on! The stench of piss is bad enough. This is one of the reasons I always went in the spring. The snow had washed all the chock, etc. off every thing.

    I never heard of any body base climbing getting hit, but could you imagine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by s0ckeyeus
    Finding tampons on the trail is disgusting. I was hiking this past Fall and found a bunch of used feminine products that someone had tossed into the underbrush. It was hanging there all bloody and nasty about a foot from the trail. :barf:
    Now, that is unacceptable.

    All tampons and used toilet paper should be at least buried in a cat hole, burnt, or packed out.

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    is it better to be pissed off, or pissed on?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I tried to pee the graffiti off this building. I figured if it worked all kinds of people would hire me to MTB to their graffiti problem areas. It didn't work.

    But look what happened when I peed on this tree.
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    I can understand if the guy pisses right out in the open but if he went behind a tree or bush then why care.
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    love this

    Quote Originally Posted by annamagpie
    I pee outside all the time.
    Blow snot outta my nose , farmer-style, all the time.
    Hawk a loogie once in awhile.
    Fart regularly.

    I won't get into the other stuff, seeing as how this ain't the women's lounge.

    Hope your day goes better.

    PS My insincere apologies to anyone I may have grossed out
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    I piss in the woods every chance I get.

    matter of fact, when I'm at home and have to piss I go outside when the weather is nice (3 acre wooded lot)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dompedro3
    Went for a ride, smooth singletrack, great weather, not another rider in sight...everything was going well, but soon I got the "call of nature" if you know what I mean. Lucky for me, I often ride this trail, and there is a convenient spot up ahead to throw down my bike and "water the grass".

    I come around the corner and there is jackwagon texting on his cell phone, right in the middle of the path (ok, a little off to the side.) I squeezed by him, said "hi" and then decided, what the hell, he's texting, I'm going to take a piss. Screw him.

    I was soo angry, I could barely pee, needless to say, damn texter ruined my damn day.
    bahahahaha!!

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    In college, the guys on the second story of my dorm used to piss off their deck. Once winter hit, they stopped going out onto the deck and pissed right out their door. The deck was covered in nasty ice-piss and a few piss-cycles hung down in front of my window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dompedro3
    Went for a ride, smooth singletrack, great weather, not another rider in sight...everything was going well, but soon I got the "call of nature" if you know what I mean. Lucky for me, I often ride this trail, and there is a convenient spot up ahead to throw down my bike and "water the grass".

    I come around the corner and there is jackwagon texting on his cell phone, right in the middle of the path (ok, a little off to the side.) I squeezed by him, said "hi" and then decided, what the hell, he's texting, I'm going to take a piss. Screw him.

    I was soo angry, I could barely pee, needless to say, damn texter ruined my damn day.
    You too? Happened to me the other day as well. LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by electrik
    Now, that is unacceptable.

    All tampons and used toilet paper should be at least buried in a cat hole, burnt, or packed out.
    Should be packed out... period.

    Burying or burning "garbage" in the woods (or meadows, valleys, mountains, plains, rivers) is not acceptable in modern times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsieb
    Should be packed out... period.

    Burying or burning "garbage" in the woods (or meadows, valleys, mountains, plains, rivers) is not acceptable in modern times.
    Ideally, but if they don't... I prefer the buried/burned instead of the left hanging from a shrub!

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    I find nothing against pissing outside but do try to hold it until I find a restroom (every few miles or so on our local trails). When I do however, I kneel down by the rear deraileur, sorta like I'm fixing it or something and let the dragon loose. Smooth sailing thus far.

    Whats a jackwagon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dompedro3
    Went for a ride, smooth singletrack, great weather, not another rider in sight...everything was going well, but soon I got the "call of nature" if you know what I mean. Lucky for me, I often ride this trail, and there is a convenient spot up ahead to throw down my bike and "water the grass".

    I come around the corner and there is jackwagon texting on his cell phone, right in the middle of the path (ok, a little off to the side.) I squeezed by him, said "hi" and then decided, what the hell, he's texting, I'm going to take a piss. Screw him.

    I was soo angry, I could barely pee, needless to say, damn texter ruined my damn day.
    chillin out at my house right next to some smooth, flowy singletrack today when this jacknob pulls off the trail onto my face to text somebody. right when i'm about to say something, this other dude comes up and starts to "water me" if you will.

    totally ruined my day.

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    I try to take care of my texting while pissing. Saves time.
    15mm is a second-best solution to a problem that was already solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kapusta
    I try to take care of my texting while pissing. Saves time.
    Multi-tasking - I like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmctav23
    it was an invitation man...
    exactly what I was thinking
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    In our group, some including myself have been known to let it fly while standing over the bike at a rest stop. Don't see the big deal about it. When I first met my wife, she could not believe that people just pee in the woods. Her parents must be related to OP

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    I too peed in the woods.

    I am ashamed.

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    reading this post is stimulating. Hold on I have to go outside. ---------------------------------------------------. Ah much better now. I love the outdoors.
    "Si todos saben lo que ay que hacer por que tenemos problemas" Choose xpst.

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    I just thought of something. If the pee-er in question was trampling cryptogamic soil in order to relieve himself, I'd have been angry too. But, I would have then tried to educate the pee-er about the fragility of said soil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annamagpie
    If the pee-er in question was trampling cryptogamic soil in order to relieve himself, I'd have been angry too. But, I would have then tried to educate the pee-er about the fragility of said soil.
    The OP is trapped in the sh|thole of the South so any crypto is thousands of miles away.

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    Sounds like maybe.....

    OP's a new rider to the sport and was just surprised by it, not so much the deed. Not like it was one of his buddies on the ride with him. Then it'd be different story I would think. Could be wrong.

    50 pee bashing posts on here. Give me a break.
    Wait whuuut, who did he tell you that!?!?....

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    ^^^ - sorry, got nothin to do w/ the "sport"
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    I wish I could pee in the woods, all I got is cacti and bushes, sigh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by riiz
    I wish I could pee in the woods, all I got is cacti and bushes, sigh...
    watch those teddy bears, yikes
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    Man Law

    Sometimes, a guy's gotta go.

    When outdoors, allow about 30 ft from other guys. (Allow more room if non-mans are present.)

    Set up down wind and point yourself away from others.

    Do what you gotta do. Do not shout about it. (Cross reference man laws on TMI)

    Put things in order and resume your regularly scheduled activities.

    Bystanders corollary: Do not get bent by a guy doing what a guy's gotta do.

    Man law.

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    Do trailbuilders get an exemption?

    Hope the OP wouldn't be offended by trailbuilders peeing in the woods during 4-6 hour build sessions on the weekends maintaining the trails he's riding. We're often a long way from restroom facilities he'd consider appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll
    is it better to be pissed off, or pissed on?
    As the saying goes in BC ski circles, I'd rather be off piste than pissed off.
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    Shamelessly urinating in front of other people is sick. Iíve met such individuals for a couple of times and Iíve always wanted to slap the bastard. This is disgusting!

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    OK, as silly as it was for the OP to ***** about someone peeing, I would be a little weirded out if, with all the other places to go (like another 50 feet away), someone I never met before stopped 15 feet away from me in the middle of the woods to piss. Yes, I piss in the woods all the time, yes, I piss 15 feet away from people in the middle of the woods (if they are guys I am riding with, or certain women I know very well). And yes, I have peed in the middle of the woods where people I did not know saw me (including women), but it was not intentional. But what is described in the OP is just a bit off.

    It would not have ruined my ride, or even put a damper on it, but I would be mentally red-flagging that dude as "maybe-not-quite-right".
    15mm is a second-best solution to a problem that was already solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    Shamelessly urinating in front of other people is sick. Iíve met such individuals for a couple of times and Iíve always wanted to slap the bastard. This is disgusting!
    Great 1st post, pissing on the fire, so to speak,

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    OP should obviously be on a road bike, safe from gross mountain bikers peeing in nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kapusta
    Yes, I piss in the woods all the time, yes, I piss 15 feet away from people in the middle of the woods (if they are guys I am riding with, or certain women I know very well). And yes, I have peed in the middle of the woods where people I did not know saw me (including women), but it was not intentional.
    I wish I could slap you!

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    Roadies just pee off the road.

    Just let it rip, wind, rain, passing cars, whatever.
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    Exactly! Pee OFF the road.

    How often do women that you know well pee in front of you?
    Can you do us/women a favour and hide your ass in the bushes next time?

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    No.

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    That was a suggestion, not a question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    Exactly! Pee OFF the road.

    How often do women that you know well pee in front of you?
    Can you do us/women a favour and hide your ass in the bushes next time?
    All the time, squat right next to the dudes. How can you see my ass when I'm pissing? Are you one of those weirdos looking up peoples asses?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudanzas
    I wish I could slap you!
    I think it is safe to assume you are NOT one of the women I would intentionally pee in sight of

    Of course, if I was doing my best to be discrete and you unexpectedly came up on me while doing so, that's your problem if you can't handle it.
    15mm is a second-best solution to a problem that was already solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stubecontinued
    OP should obviously be on a road bike, safe from gross mountain bikers peeing in nature.
    I guess you missed the roadie pic in this thread
    15mm is a second-best solution to a problem that was already solved.

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