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    Little known facts about Biker Fox

    One day, back in the early 90s, Skeletor lost a battle with He Man. Skeletor went back to his lair to rethink his life, and how he could make things better for himself and the rest of the world. He decided he needed a new positive outlook on life, so he bought a bike, some lycra, learned to do front flips and changed his name to Biker Fox.

    Aliens came down from the skies and offered one man the ability to cure cancer and end all wars, OR the power to do front flips. Biker Fox chose front flips.

    Everybody, add your own facts!
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    He once visited the Virgin Islands, which then became known just as "The Islands"

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    Skeletor then entered Congress guised as Slade Gorton.

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    He invented the first "ski mask", but it never took off. It took someone with more vision to take the fruit of the loom tags off and dye them. Up to that point they were called "whitie tighties".

    I met him once in a bike shop. He said he'd like to introduce me to his wife and his sister, there was only one girl standing there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdub
    He once visited the Virgin Islands, which then became known just as "The Islands"
    LOL. I had to read it twice, though, before I got it.

    I recall he had a previous career as a pop singer. He released a pretty popular version of the song "When a Man Loves a Woman". I'm glad he switched careers to "cycling".

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    One day walking through the woods near to his layer he bumped into Snarf from the Thundercats. Snarf soon bought a big wheel so he/she could ride along side with his new found companion!

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    BikerFox

    Biker Fox is responsible for Crop Circles
    (there is a learning curve to doing flips...it helps to have a soft landing)
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    BF likes to ride trail with fellow Christians, stopping to smoke a j every once in a while.
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    Rock -n-roll means well but it can't help tellin' young boys lies...

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    Biker Fow also invented the internet so I hear.
    "Im just going to explore a little bit..."

    Dont make me be the bad guy...

    Do I need a pass to ride this trail?

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    BF likes Gerbils.
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    Someone told me he can make women orgasm simply by pointing his finger at them and going "BOYA!"

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    Had a small movie role as Jake Gyllenhaal's stunt anus in "Brokeback Mountain."
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    Quote Originally Posted by <sL4yEr>RuLz
    Had a small movie role as Jake Gyllenhaal's stunt anus in "Brokeback Mountain."
    Only boring people get bored.

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    One time

    when BF was at band camp....
    What is a "healing vibe"???
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    Prior modeling campaigns were not picked up

    Not the image being looked for
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    The little known story is that Jennifer Aniston dumped Brad Pitt to be with Biker Fox. Brad had to again play second fiddle as he went to Biker Fox's sloppy seconds.

    As a boy BF played Vicki the robot daughter on Small WOnder
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    Bikerfox announces resignation from house

    By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent 2 hours, 17 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - Succumbing to scandal, former Majority Leader
    Bikerfox said Tuesday he will resign from Congress in the face of a tough re-election race, closing out a career that blended unflinching conservatism with a bare-knuckled political style.
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    "I have no fear whatsoever about any investigation into me or my personal or professional activities," Bikerfox said in a statement to constituents. At the same time, he said, "I refuse to allow liberal Democrats an opportunity to steal this seat with a negative, personal campaign."

    He said the voters of his district "deserve a campaign about the vital national issues that they care most about ... and not a campaign focused solely as a referendum on me."

    Bikerfox relinquished the post as House majority leader last fall after his indictment in as part of an investigation into the allegedly illegal use of funds for state legislative races. He decided in January against trying to get the leadership post back as an election-year corruption scandal staggered Republicans and emboldened minority Democrats.

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    Chapter 2

    Biker Fox soon found out that front flips do cure cancer and have shown to be effective in negotiating peace contracts. Biker Fox ruled.

    Everytime he nailed a flip another person was able to get out of bed and ride a bike! or put down their gun to ride a bike. Endorsements soon followed, banquets, theaters, arenas! Scientists looked for clues as to how Biker Fox could do this and wanted to replicate it in the lab. The Xgames were renamed as the BikerFoXgames and revival festival.

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    Quote Originally Posted by <sL4yEr>RuLz
    Had a small movie role as Jake Gyllenhaal's stunt anus in "Brokeback Mountain."

    OMG! I just laughed out loud in my office.

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    Is scheduled to be on the next season of ABC's "The Bachelor". During an interview for the upcoming season he was asked, BikerFox will you cut your hair in preparation for the show? No he replied, its business in the front, party in the back....plus the ladies love it.

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    Biker Fox once took an Etch-a-Sketch and shook it so hard it was able to surf the internet for porn. Then he threw it out, because none of it was as sexy as he is.

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    BF once jumped the peloton.
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    BikerFox is also know under the alias Chuck Norris.

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    Dingdingding!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by pimpbot
    Biker Fox once took an Etch-a-Sketch and shook it so hard it was able to surf the internet for porn. Then he threw it out, because none of it was as sexy as he is.
    We have a winner....

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    BF = Biker Fox
    BF = Butt F&%K

    Coincidence? I think not.

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    Biker Fox came up with the "front flip" idea while doing low budget gay porn under the name Phil McCrackin.

    "Nobody ever told me not to try" - Curious George Soundtrack by Jack Johnson

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    Quote Originally Posted by pimpbot
    Biker Fox once took an Etch-a-Sketch and shook it so hard it was able to surf the internet for porn. Then he threw it out, because none of it was as sexy as he is.

    Biker Fox is NOT getting back together with Pimpbot no matter how many times Pimpbot stands outside his house playing "in your eyes"
    disclaimer: i (NO LONGER) live with my mom...

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    After that stint, he changed from Phil McCracken to Hugh Janus, aka BF.
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    So I hit Google images and type in "I'm too sexy for my" to get something from that song.....
    http://images.google.com/images?q=%2...=Search+Images

    One of the first images is...... Guess Who?
    BF is Everywhere
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    The path of the Biker Fox is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is Biker Fox, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy Biker Fox. And you will know my name is The Biker Fox when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    The creators of Brokeback Mountain went to Biker Fox for inspiration...


    Biker Fox is actually rich off his patent on the Skullit


    Biker Fox Taught Chuck Norris the "walker kick".
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    Biker Fox took out Chuck Norris and is now with the Incredible Hulk.
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    only if bikerfox is on the inside of the spoon

    Quote Originally Posted by mcd
    Biker Fox is NOT getting back together with Pimpbot no matter how many times Pimpbot stands outside his house playing "in your eyes"
    .......................

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    MacGyver learned to do what he does by watching Biker Fox.

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    Back in the day..

    Afraid of being labeled a 'yuppie', BikerFox quit his cushy Executive level job at the Hair Club to pursue a lucrative career as a Stunt Mountain Biker/Model
    "No, it's not Ron Jeremy in tight Lycra Shorts"....

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    Yaargh!!!!!!

    So Biker Fox makes it to the top of the canyon before anyone else. His purpleloin cloth taking in the breeze.

    "Cool, I rule." he reluctantly thought. Biker Fox knows the presence and aura alone has changed many people's lives around the universe and especially his home town, Tulsa, Oklahoma.

    It was now his time to show the world his unique abilities on the bike.

    (nothing is weirder than the internet)

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    I heard his tears cure cancer.... Pity he never cries :P
    Mmmm..... Gatorale.....


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    Biker Fox put the "lyc" (like!) back in lycra.

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    sorry fellas...but it has been said that even Chuck won't mess with BikerFox...
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    recently spotted in Tulsa

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    Ladies

    And apparently he has a way with the ladies.

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    Once upon a time, an out of work clown decided he'd become a representative of mountain biking. That very same day, a creeping sense of dread began to fill mountain bikers everywhere. Much has happened in the time since, but one thing remains. Mountain bikers everywhere still cringe with embarrassment over every bit of exposure he gets. Luckily, they're the only one's paying any attention to him. But as much as they'd like it to stay that way, he keeps finding his way to the top of this forum...
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    Quote Originally Posted by joltz
    And apparently he has a way with the ladies.
    I wonder what the story is with that pic?

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    LOL! It looks like he has a fan site:

    http://bikerfox.tribe.net/

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    They're all ladies dancing...

    Quote Originally Posted by CraigH
    I wonder what the story is with that pic?
    "ladies" indeed!!

    I think son-of-bikerfox is a mechanic at my LBS. No skullet but his social skills and riding style remind me of his father...that and his lycra Daisy-Dukes. :vomit smilie:

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    It is surprising that his site of pics haven't become a source for photo chop sites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tweety
    BF = Biker Fox
    BF = Butt F&%K

    Coincidence? I think not.

    who is this n00b?

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    This is priceless..

    Quote Originally Posted by CraigH
    LOL! It looks like he has a fan site:

    http://bikerfox.tribe.net/
    sweet gentle jesus! i was hanging with my friend Jean Ann McF*cktard and she told me she had a dream where BikerFox gave her rides on the handlebars of his bike up to the sky like ET,and then she banged him...dude, WTF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by <sL4yEr>RuLz
    Had a small movie role as Jake Gyllenhaal's stunt anus in "Brokeback Mountain."

    that's freaking GOLD! i actually laughed out loud on that one...

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    Biker Fox first developed interest in sports as a high school football player. He started out playing tight end, but ended his career as a wide receiver...
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