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    Little known facts about Biker Fox

    One day, back in the early 90s, Skeletor lost a battle with He Man. Skeletor went back to his lair to rethink his life, and how he could make things better for himself and the rest of the world. He decided he needed a new positive outlook on life, so he bought a bike, some lycra, learned to do front flips and changed his name to Biker Fox.

    Aliens came down from the skies and offered one man the ability to cure cancer and end all wars, OR the power to do front flips. Biker Fox chose front flips.

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    He once visited the Virgin Islands, which then became known just as "The Islands"

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    Skeletor then entered Congress guised as Slade Gorton.

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    He invented the first "ski mask", but it never took off. It took someone with more vision to take the fruit of the loom tags off and dye them. Up to that point they were called "whitie tighties".

    I met him once in a bike shop. He said he'd like to introduce me to his wife and his sister, there was only one girl standing there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdub
    He once visited the Virgin Islands, which then became known just as "The Islands"
    LOL. I had to read it twice, though, before I got it.

    I recall he had a previous career as a pop singer. He released a pretty popular version of the song "When a Man Loves a Woman". I'm glad he switched careers to "cycling".

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    One day walking through the woods near to his layer he bumped into Snarf from the Thundercats. Snarf soon bought a big wheel so he/she could ride along side with his new found companion!

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    BikerFox

    Biker Fox is responsible for Crop Circles
    (there is a learning curve to doing flips...it helps to have a soft landing)
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    BF likes to ride trail with fellow Christians, stopping to smoke a j every once in a while.
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    Biker Fow also invented the internet so I hear.
    "Im just going to explore a little bit..."

    Dont make me be the bad guy...

    Do I need a pass to ride this trail?

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    BF likes Gerbils.
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    Someone told me he can make women orgasm simply by pointing his finger at them and going "BOYA!"

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    Had a small movie role as Jake Gyllenhaal's stunt anus in "Brokeback Mountain."
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuLz
    Had a small movie role as Jake Gyllenhaal's stunt anus in "Brokeback Mountain."
    Only boring people get bored.

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    One time

    when BF was at band camp....
    What is a "healing vibe"???
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    Prior modeling campaigns were not picked up

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    The little known story is that Jennifer Aniston dumped Brad Pitt to be with Biker Fox. Brad had to again play second fiddle as he went to Biker Fox's sloppy seconds.

    As a boy BF played Vicki the robot daughter on Small WOnder
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    Bikerfox announces resignation from house

    By DAVID ESPO, AP Special Correspondent 2 hours, 17 minutes ago

    WASHINGTON - Succumbing to scandal, former Majority Leader
    Bikerfox said Tuesday he will resign from Congress in the face of a tough re-election race, closing out a career that blended unflinching conservatism with a bare-knuckled political style.
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    "I have no fear whatsoever about any investigation into me or my personal or professional activities," Bikerfox said in a statement to constituents. At the same time, he said, "I refuse to allow liberal Democrats an opportunity to steal this seat with a negative, personal campaign."

    He said the voters of his district "deserve a campaign about the vital national issues that they care most about ... and not a campaign focused solely as a referendum on me."

    Bikerfox relinquished the post as House majority leader last fall after his indictment in as part of an investigation into the allegedly illegal use of funds for state legislative races. He decided in January against trying to get the leadership post back as an election-year corruption scandal staggered Republicans and emboldened minority Democrats.

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    Chapter 2

    Biker Fox soon found out that front flips do cure cancer and have shown to be effective in negotiating peace contracts. Biker Fox ruled.

    Everytime he nailed a flip another person was able to get out of bed and ride a bike! or put down their gun to ride a bike. Endorsements soon followed, banquets, theaters, arenas! Scientists looked for clues as to how Biker Fox could do this and wanted to replicate it in the lab. The Xgames were renamed as the BikerFoXgames and revival festival.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuLz
    Had a small movie role as Jake Gyllenhaal's stunt anus in "Brokeback Mountain."

    OMG! I just laughed out loud in my office.

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    Is scheduled to be on the next season of ABC's "The Bachelor". During an interview for the upcoming season he was asked, BikerFox will you cut your hair in preparation for the show? No he replied, its business in the front, party in the back....plus the ladies love it.

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    Biker Fox once took an Etch-a-Sketch and shook it so hard it was able to surf the internet for porn. Then he threw it out, because none of it was as sexy as he is.

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    BF once jumped the peloton.
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    Just another nighthawk at the diner

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    BikerFox is also know under the alias Chuck Norris.

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    Dingdingding!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by pimpbot
    Biker Fox once took an Etch-a-Sketch and shook it so hard it was able to surf the internet for porn. Then he threw it out, because none of it was as sexy as he is.
    We have a winner....

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    BF = Biker Fox
    BF = Butt F&%K

    Coincidence? I think not.

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