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    How to be a MTB'er.

    Just a funny video on how to be a Mountain Biker.

    How To Be A Mountain Biker - YouTube

    Enjoy!
    "Don't take life so serious. No one gets out alive anyway!"

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    Hmm, I do have a lot of stickers. What does oppo mean?
    definite malingerer

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    Isn't that our very own RedMR2Man in that vid?

    And for crud's sake, embed that thing!


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    "Know the different wheel sizes. Now choose your favorite size and be a dick about it"
    gold!
    Grit, spit, and a whole lot of duct tape!

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    Nailed it.

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    Save up for MONTHS, buy your dream bike, read a review about how the 201X model is soo much better than the current year, then start all over...

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    Well I have 6 bikes and turned my spare room into a bike room guess I am a MTB'er LOL
    Giant XTC 2 29er
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    I found myself in quite a few parts of the video - how true!

    I also discovered that using mtb jargon can get you scrutinized by those who don't understand them....



    My wife didn't know what a Joey is...she thought I actually paid for Joey gear and was harping about my daughter needing glasses and such....
    I don't use Strava. Don't need an application to tell me I am slow because I already know.

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    I still need to make a amateur -action-sports-photographer friend and videographer friend too.
    I've got the flannel shirts already.
    Still only one bike. Need 4 more.
    Never be the path of least resistance.

    "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel." -Simply Weasels

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    Should have mentioned the "Strav*******" as a biker type.

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    that's pretty funny....saw myself in a couple of those segments...wife doesn't understand why I have so many bikes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForrestJones View Post
    I still need to make a amateur -action-sports-photographer friend and videographer friend too.
    I've got the flannel shirts already.
    Still only one bike. Need 4 more.
    I've got the photographer friend and I've worn flannel everyday this week! Still only one bike as well...well, 1 mountain bike, that is. A lot of those describe me haha.

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    How come they look like hipsters? Beard, beer snob, caps, flannel...etc... = hipster

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    Someone should make a "How to be a MTBR'r" for the forum.. That would be hilarious!
    I don't use Strava. Don't need an application to tell me I am slow because I already know.

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    I was pushing my son on my bike the other day. He's 11 months old.

    --I guess I'm a mtn. biker--

    except I hate stickers. now what?

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