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    Good job! Hey Davis, check out the new T-shirt at Abercrombie & Fiche...

    We should make this the offical tee of the Slatyfork Shuffle or maybe pick up a few to give out.


    BTW: Sold my bike and now waiting on the Heckler. Should be here in a couple weeks.
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    What I read in the Charleston Gazette....

    Quote Originally Posted by Hecklerboy
    We should make this the offical tee of the Slatyfork Shuffle or maybe pick up a few to give out.


    BTW: Sold my bike and now waiting on the Heckler. Should be here in a couple weeks.
    Our great and wise state leader, Gov. Wise, is none to happy about this shirt and has asked them to quit production and destory the remaining shirts in stock.

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    hmmmmm.....

    I'm not particularly offended, but am surprised that they couldn't think of anything funnier. I wonder if they are considering doing a collection of shirts with each one featuring a different state? Like, "California, the Granola State...we're all fruits, nuts and flakes". Or, "Texas: We Shoot Presidents". Maybe the District of Columbia's could be political, "Re-elect Marion Barry: Give Him Another Crack at It". But that sort of thing could be seen as being in bad taste, so I'm guessing the retailer would not produce such a collection. I could scream "BOYCOTT!", but as I don't purchase their wares now, why bother?

    Did you hear the one about the West Virginia groom who called off the wedding when he found out his bride-to-be was a virgin? He said, "If she ain't good enuf fer her own family, she ain't good enuf fer ours"!
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    Cool-blue Rhythm Hey!!!! U Can't Talk 'bout My Mudder Like That!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by davis
    Did you hear the one about the West Virginia groom who called off the wedding when he found out his bride-to-be was a virgin? He said, "If she ain't good enuf fer her own family, she ain't good enuf fer ours"!

    Can't think of a good WV joke right now so how 'bout a pic!
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    Here's a couple...

    What do you call the sweat between two people have sex in West Virginia?

    Releative Humidity!!!

    What do you call a guy with a sheep under each arm walking down the street in Richwood?

    A pimp!!!
    Thank you, I'll be here all week.
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    When you get divorced in West Virginia are you still considered brother and sister? ;-)

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    I heard the age of consent in WV was 14 years old or 12 if you're related.

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    wv jokes

    Here is one of my West Virgina jokes

    What is the defintion of a virgin in WV?....

    A girl that can out run her father and brother.

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    How do they practice safe sex in WV ?

    Hold the sheep's ankles
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    What does a WV girl say to her father on her birthday?


    "Get off me dad, you're crushin' my smokes."

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