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    haiku

    bike light on black road
    evening air and new-mown hay
    shhhh the sleeping dog

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    mind's totally blank
    got nuthin for ya on this
    good luck with the thread
    i'm on my Last Herb
    RestInPeace Hook

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    true haiku
    minimalist rote
    three it be

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    my old ti
    climb hard lest I die
    meek frame creak

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    five seven five
    juxtaposed feeling or thought
    syllables or sounds
    MERCY! MERCY! MERCY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    five seven five
    juxtaposed feeling or thought
    syllables or sounds
    five, seven and five
    with allusion to nature
    and a bike, of course ...

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    whiskey and a beer
    turn up the Dropkick Murphys
    didn't land the job
    MERCY! MERCY! MERCY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    whiskey and a beer
    turn up the Dropkick Murphys
    didn't land the job
    sorry to hear that
    did you get a ride in though?
    or all whiskey/beer?
    i'm on my Last Herb
    RestInPeace Hook

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    Quote Originally Posted by billkilpatrick View Post
    five, seven and five
    with allusion to nature
    and a bike, of course ...
    write your own damn poem
    I like my own thanks a lot
    it's all in good fun
    MERCY! MERCY! MERCY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    write your own damn poem
    I like my own thanks a lot
    it's all in good fun
    pinhead poetry
    a loose canto on the deck
    fun but gabba hey

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    gabba gabba
    HEY Ramones trail smack
    summer hero dust

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    Quote Originally Posted by June Bug View Post
    gabba gabba
    HEY Ramones trail smack
    summer hero dust
    amazing ... i thought of the "gabba-gabba-hey" line as well but couldn't do it - complimenti!

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    Mountain biking poems
    Like Rapid Rise and bar ends
    kill it already
    Hiking is good for you, especially with a bike.

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    size really matters
    who the hell rides flat pedals
    tubes are for losers

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    This has been done, called
    Haiku for you #1
    Next time use the search

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    Quote Originally Posted by falconpunch79 View Post
    This has been done, called
    Haiku for you #1
    Next time use the search

    I SURE FEEL SAFER KNOWING YOU"RE HERE TO POLICE THE WEB FOR ME!

    For all I know someone was here on MTBR unlocking the final mysteries that stand between us and a cure for cancer and I unwittingly derailed his/her efforts by participating in a redundant mountain bike haiku thread.

    I don't use the search...come and get me if you can.

    MOJO K!
    MERCY! MERCY! MERCY!

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    oops ruffled feathers
    do it right or else berate
    anonymously

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOJO K View Post
    I SURE FEEL SAFER KNOWING YOU"RE HERE TO POLICE THE WEB FOR ME!

    For all I know someone was here on MTBR unlocking the final mysteries that stand between us and a cure for cancer and I unwittingly derailed his/her efforts by participating in a redundant mountain bike haiku thread.

    I don't use the search...come and get me if you can.

    MOJO K!
    Meh, I was trying to link the haiku threads in a humorous way. Guess my sense of humor doesn't suit everyone.

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    Bunch of yapping girls
    Ruffled panties all bunched up
    Like roadies on dirt
    Hiking is good for you, especially with a bike.

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    Whiney guys
    Tidy whities in a wad
    Go ride, already

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    Quote Originally Posted by falconpunch79 View Post
    Meh, I was trying to link the haiku threads in a humorous way. Guess my sense of humor doesn't suit everyone.
    I got that one completely wrong.

    I almost always see the "why didn't you use the search" comment as condescending and unhelpful. Couple that with a whirlwind of crap going on here while I read your post (and added my embarrassing reply) and here we are.

    Falcon, I apologize.

    That being said...I still won't use the search function. ( and since you handled this with such grace, I might have to lash out again tomorrow, as the meds my 7 yr old is taking turn her into a raving nut-flake and I can't really blow up on her. This whole thing has been oddly therapeutic.)
    MERCY! MERCY! MERCY!

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    3 pounds of brusell sprouts
    digesting in my gut
    wow does this room stink.
    fat old man ... fueled by Mexican pastries....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtbAZ44 View Post
    3 pounds of brusell sprouts
    digesting in my gut
    wow does this room stink.
    Three POUNDS????????
    A haiku can't do this justice.
    Pondering

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    Quote Originally Posted by MtbAZ44 View Post
    3 pounds of brusell sprouts
    digesting in my gut
    wow does this room stink.
    class ...

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