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    Friday poll: You can have one phrase custom painted....

    ...on your bike.
    What is it?
    (Thanks to DaveToo for the idea)

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    Quote Originally Posted by titusguy
    ...on your bike.
    What is it?
    (Thanks to DaveToo for the idea)
    Simply:

    4Q

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    Quote Originally Posted by titusguy
    ...on your bike.
    What is it?
    (Thanks to DaveToo for the idea)
    "I didn't do it"

    'Eat me' a close second
    People don't think it be like it is, but it do - Oscar Gamble

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    Weasel:

    That is an AWESOME avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Nerd alert!

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    "I'd hit it"

    "Stay Back 200ft"

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    Quote Originally Posted by titusguy
    ...on your bike.
    What is it?
    (Thanks to DaveToo for the idea)
    My favorite cycling quote, from Greg LeMond: "It never gets any easier - you just get faster"

    Though at this point in my life, neither are true, it's not getting any easier, and I just get slower.
    "The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule by fictitious miracles."
    John Adams to Thomas Jefferson, 1815

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    Uh cool

    It's my world and welcome to it!!
    If you wish to be out front, then act as if you are behind

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    Alegro non Tropo

    From music and it means fast but not too fast, sort of.

    Steve Frew

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    " Going to pass you "

    Quote Originally Posted by titusguy
    ...on your bike.
    What is it?
    (Thanks to DaveToo for the idea)

    That way when you got on the trail,the person would already know what to expect and be ready.

    Now if the engine riding the bike could not hold up to par then all the other riders could get a good chuckle and brighten their day.

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    On the old track bike:
    "recycled from beer cans"

    On the Blur:
    "I only <i>need</i> a 6 month warranty!!!"

    On the road bike:
    "Hey, wait up!"
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    "Ride like an ethnic stereotype." D.
    You be you. I'll be riding.

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    "They call me the Cruiser"


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    Yeah....it's got a hemi

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    I Got the perfect one...

    Quote Originally Posted by titusguy
    ...on your bike.
    What is it?
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    "Simon Says: Go F**k yourself!" - George Carlin

    I Just saw him on stage last night!
    Faster is better, even when it's not.

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    Mine:

    "Slapp av, det går over!"
    If you don't like climbing, then my rides are three times more fun than yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by titusguy
    That is an AWESOME avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Nerd alert!
    Hmmm...Tell me that little dude's profile dosen't look phallic?
    "Buck" Rogers? no way baby, tha ain't my kind of party!
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    Faster is better, even when it's not.

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    I have seen this once on the top of a stem: "Pedal faster fool!"

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    How about This one?

    "All right, grab everything that kills." or, "ain't nothin wrong with this car, boss!"

    Maybe it is just me, but I watched "Porky's" last night, and these one liners are classic.
    gfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    Hmmm...Tell me that little dude's profile dosen't look phallic?
    Yeah, I've got a little helmet head, but I don't like to talk about it.
    People don't think it be like it is, but it do - Oscar Gamble

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    On the Single Speed: "There Can Be Only One!" - stolen from The Highlander. In fact, I hope to get chainstay stickers made up saying that in the near future.

    On the hardtail, I've already got a pretty good sticker thanks to Drevil: "More Beer"

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    Hmmm.....

    Too much thinking on a Friday!
    On my singlespeed I'd get "Don't shift gears, pedal harder!" Or just "Pedal Harder!" Or "Hardtails are dead!". Or " Singlespeeders suck!" So many too choose from, so little bikes.
    A good friend will come bail you out of jail.
    But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
    "Damn... we fcuked up!"

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    on the mtb...

    Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.


    but i have to admit, getting something painted onto my frame is a lot like getting a tattoo. i may think i really like it now but what if somewhere down the road i think it's stupid?

    hmmmm.

    i still really like that quote though.

    rt
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    You've just been smoked by a singlespeed!

    BigRing painted that on a helmet back in the day.
    I've been inside too long.

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    "Shut up and ride"
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    Sounds a bit like a song I've heard:

    "Scars heal, glory fades. And all we're left with are the memories made.
    "Pain hurts, but only for a minute. Life is short so go on and live it, 'cause the chicks dig it!"

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    ASS kick it or kiss it

    saw that on a t-shirt. I love it!

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    How about "Fukc Work"?

    OK so I already have this as a sticker.

    I've always wanted to modify my the main Diamondback sticker to say iamoncrack...hmm weekend project...
    This is just need to know information: Am i supposed to enjoy the irony or pity the sincerity?

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    Unfortunately... I'd love mine to be work-related...

    "It takes brains 2-B stupid"
    Randy

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    yup

    its our new teams name for sea otter, "x-poser" cuz we all gone from posers with cool stuff, to guys who race!
    Team X-poser is back for 2006-

    WTB; 1.25 inch tow rack in SoCal

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    tag lines

    One of the guys I ride with has "ride like you stole it" on his helmet - I've always liked that one...of course if you're looking at your own sticker then it should read something like "eyes ahead"...
    Better living thru chemistry.

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    I just thought of this one while rubbing my leg...

    "Saturday's Scrapes are Friday's Scabs"
    Faster is better, even when it's not.

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    "If"?! I already do.

    Faugh A Ballagh = Clear the way - on my road bike

    On a mountain bike, I'd put "I wanna be sedated"
    Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. H.D. Thoreau.

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    On my frame...

    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust if you'd stuck with ridin' you'd still be with us.
    Your bike can take you anywhere, anytime, over any terrain but, you have to force it to GK 2004. BB1, who started it?

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    A line from a song

    On the left stay: Does it hurt? Oh no

    Right stay: It only makes me laugh


    I actually AM going to get this painted on my bike. I'll post photos when I get it back from the painter.

    miles
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    Quote from Plane's, Trains, and Automobiles...

    ...modified for cycling:

    "2 fukcing wheels and a seat"


    Thx...Doug

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    Cash, Ass or Grass. No one rides for free.

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    thinking of a phrase ..

    This Side Up

    or

    My Gear is Bigger

    or

    Crankenstein

    or

    ....

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    If found with rider broken, beaten, unconcious, or otherwise incapacitated please call #

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    To quote Viv Savage...

    "Have a good time, all the time. That's my philosophy, Marty!"

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    Cool-blue Rhythm One of two

    Either my favorite quote...'Sarcasm is a dying art' or my blood type.
    The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

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    one word

    "sandbagger"... or "despicable".

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    Quote Originally Posted by crash test dummy
    OK so I already have this as a sticker.

    I've always wanted to modify my the main Diamondback sticker to say iamoncrack...hmm weekend project...


    I am considering changing "specialized" on my frame to "Special ed"

    my friend has a helmet like that, it's hilarious.

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    what ever dosen't kill you only makes you faster...


    either that or the quote i use at the bottom of my posts
    ______
    "thirty spokes converge upon a wheel but it is the **** in the center that enables it to be used"

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    hahahahahahahahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by Bikezilla
    "Simon Says: Go F**k yourself!" - George Carlin

    I Just saw him on stage last night!

    george rocks !!!

    i think if i put that on my bike they wouldn't let me park it in the office though ...
    ______
    "thirty spokes converge upon a wheel but it is the **** in the center that enables it to be used"

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    Quote Originally Posted by minkhiller
    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust if you'd stuck with ridin' you'd still be with us.
    awsome ...

    i love it ...
    ______
    "thirty spokes converge upon a wheel but it is the **** in the center that enables it to be used"

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    on the bottom of the down tube. "If you can read this. flip me over, put me back on, and send me on my way"

    on top tube. "My other Mountian bike is a car"
    Brian <---- that would be me.

    SHIFT_life

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    Tire patches? We don't need no steenking patches!

    Quote Originally Posted by titusguy
    ...on your bike.
    What is it?
    (Thanks to DaveToo for the idea)
    'Tire patches? We don't need no steenking patches!'

    apologies to Mel Brooks
    "Remember, information is not knowledge; knowledge is not wisdom; wisdom is not truth; truth is not beauty; beauty is not love; love is not music; music is the best."
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