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    coolest thing said to you while biking

    I keep my greetings on the trail simple--big smile, maybe howdy, maybe whassup. One ride I saw a guy seemingly struggling uphill. I shouted out, "beautiful day!" He smiled broadly and replied "Every day!". A good recipe for a positive outlook on life.

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    "hey dude, I like your mullet"..............for someone to say that and mean it, just warms me to the bottom of my pea pickin little heart
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    Quote Originally Posted by xcguy
    Coolest thing said to you while biking?
    "that was awesome dad, can we do it again?" just last weekend!

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    "awesome! best save I've ever seen!" said during a race wherein I was out of control and sliding sideways down a loose steep slope at a good pace...I got the balls to release the brakes and forget about the trail and just aim it down, figuring that if I was gonna die at least I should do it with grace! (and it turned out miraculously). Turns out another broke his arm and another dislocated his shoulder at the same place; I think I've never been luckier.
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    "For such a big guy, you are really graceful on a bike" Said to me by a female friend while riding behind me on some rocky, sketchy singletrack. I'm 6'2" 225 Lbs and always thought I had more of a mad bull style of riding, you know, plow through everything that gets in your way! Made my day!

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    "take off that f@#king pink helmet"
    IS THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE REST OF US AMAZING LARRY ?!?!?!

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    "Cool!"

    I did a wheelie through long, shallow puddle on an ATV path in Portland Maine. I couple kids were hanging out catching pollywogs and this ten year old boy exclaimed "Cool!" as I reached the end of the puddle.

    Since I was doing the trick to impress my inner 10 year old, it was nice to get some confirmation from an outer 10 year old.

    A couple months ago my partner told me my bike looked "Serious". That made me feel childishly proud as well.
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    'keep dringking water, B!tch!'
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    Not sure about the coolest....but this was pretty funny.

    Cruising down the trail, took a little off-shoot section to hit a rock jump. Didn't land so sweet, here I am sitting on the trail trying to collect my marbles.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd4iP8_5Do

    Stay on the trail!
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    "Let's scrump!"
    A man must have enemies and places he is not welcome. In the end we are not only defined by our friends but those against us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DWF
    "Let's scrump!"
    Was that said by Randy Ram?
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    Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. - Mark Twain

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    "You did it on THAT?!", from a full squish gearie, referring to my rigid single speed at the top of a long-a$$ climb.

    [edit=almost forgot...]
    And while passing a hiker he says, "Ya need a motor on that thing!" To which I replied, "Where's the fun in that?"
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    "Hold on to yer bananas!"
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    "CHANGE GEARS!" Shouted from patio seating outside of some bar in downtown Baltimore. I was riding a mod trials bike at the time and spinning furiously while trying to keep up with my buddies, who were on BMX bikes.

    Not said to me, but "what would you say if I told you that I'm going to take your bike?" Out of the mouth of some thug, also in downtown Baltimore seconds before he was knocked out by a quick right (not from me)

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    "Nice Bontrager"......back when I still had my Ti Bontrager....I heard that quite a bit.

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    "Are you a Pro Rider?"

    No, that may actually be the stupidest bike related thing said to me. I had pulled into a gas station with my bike on the roof. I was still wearing my lycra and MTBR bike shirt when the attendent asked that question. I mean, what the heck team would hire a than
    56-year old rider? "Team AARP" I suppose.

    I just smiled and said no, I just rode for fun.

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    while riding through the Bronx, a couple of sassy black girls started whistling, and one said,..." mmm, you kinda tasty for a white boy!"!
    "We LOVE cows! They make trails for us.....

    And then we eat them."

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    Hottie: Nice S.A.S.S.!

    Me: You like my SASS? You should see my Unit!!
    Gone are the days we stopped to decide,
    Where we should go,
    We just ride...

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    OMG! it's a <i>girl</i>!!


    yelled at me during a technical descent in a race.

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    In Edmonton ab on one of our local trails this kid about 19 came up and passed us on the trail. I warned him about a steep shoot with a small drop just around the corner. He yelled out, "Yea right, I'm from Whistler, BC." 30 seconds before one of the most impresive wipe outs i have ever seen.

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    While sitting by a tree with my old Peugeot road bike in Toulon, France, two Americans came up to me, holding an English to French dictionary, and asked, "là où est le magasin de vélo"

    My reply? "Dude, it's right over there!"

    BTW, I am from Florida.

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    Commuting home on my SS roadie - hairy legs and bike rack filled to the brim with work clothes.

    Serious roadie pulls up behind me at stoplight and exchange pleasantries. We take off and cruise to the next light. Do this couple more times. After third one, he looks down and says "Holey sh*t, you are on a single. I was trying to stay with you on those first couple of lights, but no way I'm gonna try and stay with you now!"

    Hehhehehehehehehe

    I love destroying roadies on my SS.

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    After a long climb

    While passing my riding buddies about halfway up the hill, one says "you Lance Armstrong mvther ficker". The hill wasnt really all that long, just too long for them.

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    "Did I tell you I've got some ICE COLD IPA's in the cooler at the car?"

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    Hey quit racing up there!

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    I was exploring some ATV trails by my house that I haven't been on since before college when I came across a group of ATVer's stuck in some puddles. They saw me coming and I heard them say "Look, its a mountain biker" before I blasted through the puddles and stopped on the other side to try to choose whether I should stick with this trail (the trail was really torn apart) or head back and take some other ones I saw.

    When I stopped one of the guys piped up and said "Hey boy! Whatchoo ridin that there bike fer?!"

    "It's fun," I replied.

    "HA! Naw, this is fun (points to ATV), that's just HARD! (pointing to my bike)".
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    Some Dude on the trail told me the other day….”I’d rather have a brother that was gay than a cousin that was a roadie”….. I hope not to offend any homosexuals that might read this.

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    Wink

    "Holy S**t, it's a guy!" (this was on a real flat section)
    I tried to sandbag a woman's race but my wig came off. I still came in last.
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    "Alll Mountaiiin!"
    Gone are the days we stopped to decide,
    Where we should go,
    We just ride...

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    From two mt. bike guys who stopped to watch me go through a rocky technical section...

    "Helllll yeah!"

    (I saw them stop to see if I was going to do it...so I did a section I always walked while riding alone. Little did they know that I was shaking for about 5 minutes afterward.)
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    From a female hiker a few months ago...

    "You really shouldn't be out here on a bike. It is too dangerous."

    (An urban park I'd rate about 2 on technical.)

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    "how the hell are you so fast on that bike?" then someone else in their group said "i'd hate to see you on a racing hardtail. we would have been following you"

    that made me feel pretty proud after being told that by a group of really fast riders who, from what i could tell, were on a team. they all were riding either carbon fiber Trek Fuel's or carbon fiber Specialized Epic's. it made me feel pretty good being told that after being able to ride two laps at the local trail while keeping up with these guys!! it made my day!

    edit: i forgot to mention that i think they were on a team cause they all rode the same bikes, but also they all had the same gear on for the most part.

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    "It's Soooo hard!"

    From a really cute gal,



    who was struggling up a climb,

    in response to my "hard climb, huh? greeting.

    I just enjoyed the fantasies that left out the context of the comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endomaniac
    Some Dude on the trail told me the other day….”I’d rather have a brother that was gay than a cousin that was a roadie”….. I hope not to offend any homosexuals that might read this.
    That's ignorant.

    Coolest thing said to me:

    "You got like three feet of air that time."
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    dunno about the coolest, but one of the dumbest for sure

    from a group of hiking boy scouts: "are you guys training for something?"
    as my buddy and i are casually climbing Backbone in Malibu.

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    At the end of a 30 mile ride, when both me the guy riding with me were pretty wiped out, and equestrian that we were yeilding to says "you guys look like you could use a smoke"....yeah that would help.

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    famous last words...

    "i'll try it if you try it."
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    .And following our will and wind . . .
    . . .We'll ride the spiral to the end
    and may just go where no one's been.

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    Two of funnist damn things I heard....

    From a friend who was relative new to mountain biking, staring up at my buddy gaining his courage to go down a steep section....

    "Dude... that looks steep. Want to send your bike down on a ghost ride just to see how it does?" His seriousness mixed with his niave good suggestion made it so funny.

    The other one was my buddy that just rolled a nice drop. As I was pondering it, I expressed my grave concern about the huge tree immediately after the roll out, to which he said...

    "Don't worry about that tree, you're not going to hurt it!"
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    After my buddy came out of the saddle at about 30 miles an hour on a forest service road (upper Vasquez, Winter Park), he had an obvious broken colarbone, what turned out later to be a fully avulsed broken elbow, and of course all the road rash that comes with a wreck like this.

    As luck would have it some joggers saw the crash and stepped up the pace to come help us. The one jogger was a really sweet young women who was also an EMT. As she was using the taters of his shirt to try and secure his arm; he says to her:

    "wow, you are really good at that, we should go out sometime."

    I guess it just doesn't matter how much pain you're in, sometimes the mind only has one track. FYI, she declined his offer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jugdish
    "Alll Mountaiiin!"
    You forgot the exclamation of "BABY!" Followed by "Where's my mountain Dew?"
    There are no stupid questions but there are A LOT of inquisitive idiots.


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    Oh boy, thats to funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Spine Shank
    "Dude... that looks steep. Want to send your bike down on a ghost ride just to see how it does?" His seriousness mixed with his niave good suggestion made it so funny.]
    The mental picture I got with that one made me laugh out loud.

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    "After we get to the top of this climb I want to show you some secret singletrack I've been working on. I haven't let anyone else ride it yet, so let me know how you think it flows."

    Still haven't forgotten that ride.
    I call for a mandate to allow only road bikes on trails to limit our speeds and increase our line picking skills-FB

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    Good job!

    Quote Originally Posted by rideit
    while riding through the Bronx, a couple of sassy black girls started whistling, and one said,..." mmm, you kinda tasty for a white boy!"!
    Nice.

    Two chicks leaning out of a jeep whistling and telling me I had a nice a$$. Now that makes a 50 year old feel really good.
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    Just last night.

    Riding Betasso, three of us (all guys) came roaring down the link trail and caught up to two women who had been talking smack when we saw them earlier. When I thanked them for letting us pass, one of them says, "Well, I don't have health insurance, so..."

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    Wink man you're gullible

    Quote Originally Posted by sandan
    Two chicks leaning out of a jeep whistling and telling me I had a nice a$$.
    this is the coolest thing said thread, not coolest thing dreamt thread.

    -
    .And following our will and wind . . .
    . . .We'll ride the spiral to the end
    and may just go where no one's been.

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    Awesome!

    Quote Originally Posted by *rt*
    OMG! it's a <i>girl</i>!!


    yelled at me during a technical descent in a race.

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    don't question why you ride but rather why you don't ride more.

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    hope it didn't turn out like this.

    Quote Originally Posted by gotdirt
    "i'll try it if you try it."

    http://www.mountainbikebill.com/MilesCrash.htm
    don't question why you ride but rather why you don't ride more.

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    approaching a traffic light

    a kid rolls down his window and says, "your back tire is rolling forward" and I being completely whipped from riding 18 miles to work, working a graveyard 12 hour shift at the hospital and now at 12 miles riding home - LOOKED BACK AT THE TIRE

    He giggled and his parents drove off.
    don't question why you ride but rather why you don't ride more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonicsuby
    That's ignorant.

    Coolest thing said to me:

    "You got like three feet of air that time."

    Hehe. funny stuff Napoleon.

    Coolest thing said to me as I rode by (by three guys on downhill bikes I caught and passed on my Yeti 5.75) "Damn! Holy Sh!t you were flying down that. Cool."

    The funny thing is, Im not all that fast going downhill. I think their pads and heavy gear was weighing them down. Hehe.
    Whenever I haul a$$ I have to take two trips.

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    i hocked a loogie on the trail and my bicking buddy's comment was:
    'a bunch of dudes in pick-ups within a 100 mile radius just got boners'.

    what can i say...i'm a classy babe!
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    This was not said to me but what in the hell is this guy thinking when the only thing that he can say to his buddy who is tied in knots is "can you walk"?

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    What would your comment be to this guy?

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    "I like your little purple man", was once said to me while riding my fixie.
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    Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

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    "you are...a God..."

    says my 15 year old nephew after leading the way down a particularly gnarly descent

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    A few years ago in Sedona I round a corner to find a steep climb with a ledge, the kind where I figure I have about a 50/50 chance of making it, except I'm pretty tired at this point. To top it off there are about 10 older hikers at the top and they stand off to the side to watch. Great, I'm riding solo and now I have an audience. I get on the nose and concentrate, lift the front, push forward, clear the ledge, and then make it to the top. For this I got cheers and a round of applause.
    I got some bad ideas in my head.

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    Nothin' but Drew!

    Said after I cleaned an uphill rock garden

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    When my friend's 6-year-old daughter came biking with me, and while biking around the neighborhood, she crashed.

    As she untangled herself from the pile of pink streamers and Barbie flag, she stubbornly exclaimed, "You don't have to come help me just because I fell!" I tried not to chuckle while watching her gather herself together again.

    This was just a few minutes after she shouted, "I like riding bumps!!" We spent about half an hour riding over a series of little bumps we found in the street so she obviously meant it.

    The other day, as I kept pace next to a roadie during a climb in Central Park on my hardtail (and sneakers and full CamelBak), I said that I'd like a bike like his someday- innocuous chitchat. He replied, "You're doing pretty good on that thing." Hey, I'll take it!!
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    "Hey, the water is cold today!"

    From a guy running in only shoes and socks at a local trail that has several creek crossings.

    In Texas.

    In the summer.

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    Marysville MTB weekend

    Enurance race. I was on my 3rd or 4th out of 6 hours. I passed some guy who was gassed from the XC race. We rode together for a whileand I was like:

    "Yeah I got a few more of these laps left. I'm just gonna conserve energy now."

    He said:

    "Holy ****!!! Your racing endurance!!! Jesus!!"

    That made my day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scorpionwoman
    From a guy running in only shoes and socks at a local trail that has several creek crossings.

    In Texas.

    In the summer.

    And it's deep too!

    I say that every time I piss off the Golden Gate.
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    Good job! Compliment...

    Holy sh!t !

    How old did you say you were?


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    I was doing ok, until I got my foot stuck in my camelback

    "I was doing ok, until I got my foot stuck in my camelback"
    Overheard as we were warming up for the expert race and a couple of beginner racers that had just finished their race passed us going the opposite direction.
    I always wanted to hear the rest of that story!

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    "I'd almost forgotten how great this is; thanks for getting me back into it."

    Said by a friend after I encouraged her to ride with me, thinking I could pick up some tips from her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev Bubba
    "Are you a pro-rider"
    Most of my favorite clothes come thrift stores and I have a very cool bottle green T shirt with a "Schwinn Racing" logo on it. I've never owned a Schwinn and don't even know if they have a racing team but I like the shirt.

    Recently I was wearing it on a plane when an elderly lady saw it. Her eyes lit up and she asked "Oh, do you race bikes?" Before I had a chance to explain that I couldn't keep up with the racers if they were all carrying cinder blocks, she sat down and proceeded to tell me all about her late husband who, in his day, had apparently been hot sh*t on the pro-circuit.

    It was very, very neat.

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    I started in on a longish technical descent with a random married couple I fell in with at the top of the trail. They were both on full squishies and getting after it pretty hard. A little ways into it, I passed the guy who was trailing off. I didn't have a prayer of passing the lady, but I tried to hang on for the fun of it. I managed to stay close enough to her that she'd been thinking I was her husband the whole time.

    When she saw it was me she said, "Whoa, you're on a hardtail?!" I replied that I loved it too much to switch to FS. "Well, you'd be wicked fast if you did, man."

    I've never been a real bomber, so it made my night.

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    First rider: "Cool - rigid!"
    Second rider: "whoa, and single!"

    As I cleaned a particularly rocky, steep section of a local trail while a group on full squish gearys that couldn't clean it sat and rested.

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    "That was a cool ride dad, when can we do it again?" from my kid the coolest comment has been "dude you're on a singlespeed!!!"

    Here singlespeeds aren't that common and when people see one they're just amazed.

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    said....

    '' i have never seen anyone clear that section before...''

    this was from a gentleman that was showing us the trails they helped make and it was our first time on them.it was all of about 10 yards to the top but started with a 3 foot cliff that had to be gone over followed by a ledge of only about 2ft followed by a section of roots after that to the top.

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    Perhaps not the coolest, but the three that still make me laugh:

    #3) "You sure you live around here? 'Cuz you don't seem to know f@ckin' sh!t about the trail..." - From a stranger after being told by yours truly that it was all downhill from here (for the fourth or fifth time).

    #2) "Damn. I forgot my limes." -Unknown Canadian rider who produced a large water bottle full of gin and tonic during a trailside break.

    #1) "Want some mint jelly leaves?" - Sara from Canaan Valley, after producing a bag of those funky green candies made by Brach's deep inside the Dolly Sods Northern Purchase area.
    "Sufficient to have stood, yet free to fall."
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    This past weekend

    Just happened upon a 50 mile road race while camping in Wisconsin. Only had my 32lb FS mtb but a ride is a ride. Cruising up front early on, a gentleman thought he would point out the obvious by saying " You are going to have one hell of a workout on that thing!" He was right. Later on in the ride after climbing a VERY steep hill another gentleman had the audacity to say that I had the benefit of lower gearing making it easier, though he declined my offer to trade..

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    "FLAT-LANDER, SHOWIN' US HOW IT'S DONE!!"

    Said on my first ever ride in SoCal at Knottsberry Farm (I think) in San Diego after I rode a tech section on my Ti HT that one of my guides studied and determined he would do if he had his KHS DH bike him. Not bad from a guy from Missour-ah.

    Buddy made a comment about me "surfing" one time that felt pretty cool.
    "Something Clever"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger
    Not sure about the coolest....but this was pretty funny.

    Cruising down the trail, took a little off-shoot section to hit a rock jump. Didn't land so sweet, here I am sitting on the trail trying to collect my marbles.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd4iP8_5Do

    Stay on the trail!
    Hahahahah.... I love that video.

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    I got a good laugh out of this one.

    My riding buddy was having dinner at a family gathering and he was sharing how tired he was after a pretty intense ride. His over-weight out of shape sister in-law chimes in when he finished his story with. "What's so difficult about mountain biking? All you have to do is pedal."

    As they say, ignorance is bliss.

    i1dry?

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    Some gal said "nice calves" when I passed she and her friend and then said she wanted to follow me... very flattering. I guess I should have stopped, but I'm a dork.
    I read that on the internet.

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    I was on my road bike last summer and I was wearing a T-shirt and some spandex and I came up to a group of 4 roadies riding in a line up a pretty good sized hill. I jumped on the end of the line at the bottom and carried them up the last half of the hill, when we got to the top I dropped back and the guy riding 2nd wheel said, "Not bad for a guy wearing a T-shirt" and with out missing a beat the guy behind him says, "That's atleast 2 sizes too small"

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    I was riding through town on my way to the LBS just to chat and I found this little run off section just steep enough to make for some fun. It was right next to the road. A few middle aged couples are walking by just as Im about to ride it. Right as they walk by one of the ladies says "This looks like a stupid idea, lets watch!" I thought it was funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by Internal14
    Ever slip a pedal and slam into the seat? That little thing would disappear until I later got to the ER.

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    My wife said "Hey, there really is a river here" ..................... as we rode alongside the Yellow River at the Yellow River preserve that she'd just driven us to

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    *during hairy technical descent, a buddy behind me yells out*

    "Hey dude! Your rear quick-release is open!"

    *I take my eyes off the trail, look down and behind to check..."

    "JK!"

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    Sure a lot

    Of insecure dudes here.
    I got $50 says not more than one in 5 of the chick compliments are true.
    If most of you were half as cool as you try to make others believe, you wouldn't need to try and make others believe.
    Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

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    naahh..

    it's true--gals do make nice comments to dudes in the trailhead parking area or on d trail. gals 4 d most part r just genuinely nice. just this spring i got compliments frum ladies in Big Bend and in Austin---well maybe it was really the stumpie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
    Of insecure dudes here.
    I got $50 says not more than one in 5 of the guys generally chick compliments are true.
    If most of you were half as cool as you try to make others believe, you wouldn't need to try and make others believe.

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    I had some fat guy say "Nice Plastic Kona" as i was heading out for a quickie. i simply replied "its steel." yet not only is it steel, its a 30 pound tank of a hardtail. Ive taking the thing out on trails where yetis come back with broken derailers and it doesnt even get flats some how.
    On the happy side, on the same ride, i had chased down a guy on a FS race bike. I just got a simple, "Daaaaaammmmnnn."
    Floridas Other Crazy White Guy....http://www.swampclub.org/smf/index.php

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    "Hey man, how the hell did you get up here without a ticket?" Said to me by the lift attendant at the top of the mountain on the old 24 hours of canaan course who had just come out of his shack for a smoke break. To which my response was "In the second ring on the front."

    A few days later on another ride someone shouted out from the lift on their way down, "You must've some huge balls... not only ridin' down this but climbin up!"

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    I can't believe

    you do all that sh*t on a hardtail.

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    In my first year of racing during a Junior race I was grinding up a huge climb and lapping 2 clydesdales (no offense to anyone but they were) when I let out a mondo belch.

    The clyde in front of my yelled out "Hey man did you eat one of those skinny guys back there?"

    I grinded past smiled and said "I am the skinny guy." Keep in mind I was 14 years old and maybe 120lbs at 5'11 in full lycra, I disappeared when I turned sideways.

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    a car full of chicks once yelled at me (on my road bike)

    "NICE CALVES!"

    and another time, i was climbing some hill and there were people around the sides either resting or walking their bike up and one goes

    "yeah... and people like THAT JACKASS make this look easy!"

    nothing too cool. lol.

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    on a recent trip from iowa to colorado where i was led on climbs no man should have to endure on a 40lb d/h rig: "i was sent back here to motivate you.", a local said to me. sounds sh!tty but it made my day that someone gave a hooie and it didnt hurt that he did indeed get me rollin a bit faster.
    No, I'm NOT back!

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    "Hey, that's a nice Glock you have on your hip"

    Had to smile at that one. Now, if he called it a "tupperware pistol" I might have been a little upset.

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    "Dude F$%K the bike are you alright?"
    -Riding buddy of mine
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    I've actually been told a few of the things posted here, but this one definitely made me laugh when I was told it.
    Quote Originally Posted by GFisher2001
    "Dude F$%K the bike are you alright?"
    -Riding buddy of mine
    Been told "Dude I'm gona stop riding with you!" from a riding bud on a steep. long hill as I had ridden up to the top and come back down to check on him and ride up alongside and encourage him.
    One day your life will flash before your eyes, will it be worth watching??

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    "Dammit David. You just gave me another reason to hate you."
    My riding buddy after I cleaned a hill that he hadn't before.

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    Me: "Howzit going"

    Lady with kid: "This trail doesn't go anywhere"

    Ladies Husband: "And it's not for bikes"

    Me:
    ΜΟΛΩΝ-ΛΑΒΕ


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    "Wow! You made that look easy!" From my ex-husband after he said he wouldn't carry me out if I crashed while riding a little techy section out in Moab. I told him fine, my *friends* would carry me out if I crashed. Then I proceeded to clean it, prompting the exclamation above. Just one of the reasons he is now my ex....

    Kathy :^)
    Look where you want to go. This is as true in life as it is in mtbiking.

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    Coolest thing I have ever heard

    One of my riding buddies says to the other one:"I haven't had this much fun since I slept with your sister"
    Now everyone around just looks at each other like what the F@#K did he just say???

    After letting everyone soak it in he then says: "Good thing I'm married to your sister."

    Funniest thing was that I had know these guys for years so I knew exactly where he was going with it.

    CLASSIC

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    "Hey you guys want a hit of this, Its Nothernlights"
    You can't soar with eagles if your flying with turkeys

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    "Holy Jebus, take off those Ryder sunglasses! They aren't designed to take direct facial impacts!!"- local sue happy rider.
    Gone are the days we stopped to decide,
    Where we should go,
    We just ride...

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    Hard to believe ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
    Of insecure dudes here.
    I got $50 says not more than one in 5 of the chick compliments are true.
    If most of you were half as cool as you try to make others believe, you wouldn't need to try and make others believe.
    anything from someone posting with a name like Anonymous
    don't question why you ride but rather why you don't ride more.

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    I was going down a series of whoopty do decents on a hardtail. The lack of rear suspension would kick your rear wheel in the air as you hit the flat parts. The last one went into a turn. I rode around the turn on my front wheel like a unicycle hanging on for dear life. The guy behind me said "How'd you do that" My answer was "I don't know"

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    "Damn dude, where the f**k did you come from?" said to me by a group of riders I came upon riding down Ingles Field Gap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skygod74
    "Hey, that's a nice Glock you have on your hip"

    Had to smile at that one. Now, if he called it a "tupperware pistol" I might have been a little upset.
    Glocks are for people, who own guns to be cool.
    Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

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