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    I was on my road bike last summer and I was wearing a T-shirt and some spandex and I came up to a group of 4 roadies riding in a line up a pretty good sized hill. I jumped on the end of the line at the bottom and carried them up the last half of the hill, when we got to the top I dropped back and the guy riding 2nd wheel said, "Not bad for a guy wearing a T-shirt" and with out missing a beat the guy behind him says, "That's atleast 2 sizes too small"

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    I was riding through town on my way to the LBS just to chat and I found this little run off section just steep enough to make for some fun. It was right next to the road. A few middle aged couples are walking by just as Im about to ride it. Right as they walk by one of the ladies says "This looks like a stupid idea, lets watch!" I thought it was funny.
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    My wife said "Hey, there really is a river here" ..................... as we rode alongside the Yellow River at the Yellow River preserve that she'd just driven us to

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    *during hairy technical descent, a buddy behind me yells out*

    "Hey dude! Your rear quick-release is open!"

    *I take my eyes off the trail, look down and behind to check..."

    "JK!"

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    Sure a lot

    Of insecure dudes here.
    I got $50 says not more than one in 5 of the chick compliments are true.
    If most of you were half as cool as you try to make others believe, you wouldn't need to try and make others believe.
    Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

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    naahh..

    it's true--gals do make nice comments to dudes in the trailhead parking area or on d trail. gals 4 d most part r just genuinely nice. just this spring i got compliments frum ladies in Big Bend and in Austin---well maybe it was really the stumpie.

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
    Of insecure dudes here.
    I got $50 says not more than one in 5 of the guys generally chick compliments are true.
    If most of you were half as cool as you try to make others believe, you wouldn't need to try and make others believe.

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    I had some fat guy say "Nice Plastic Kona" as i was heading out for a quickie. i simply replied "its steel." yet not only is it steel, its a 30 pound tank of a hardtail. Ive taking the thing out on trails where yetis come back with broken derailers and it doesnt even get flats some how.
    On the happy side, on the same ride, i had chased down a guy on a FS race bike. I just got a simple, "Daaaaaammmmnnn."
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    "Hey man, how the hell did you get up here without a ticket?" Said to me by the lift attendant at the top of the mountain on the old 24 hours of canaan course who had just come out of his shack for a smoke break. To which my response was "In the second ring on the front."

    A few days later on another ride someone shouted out from the lift on their way down, "You must've some huge balls... not only ridin' down this but climbin up!"

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    I can't believe

    you do all that sh*t on a hardtail.

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    In my first year of racing during a Junior race I was grinding up a huge climb and lapping 2 clydesdales (no offense to anyone but they were) when I let out a mondo belch.

    The clyde in front of my yelled out "Hey man did you eat one of those skinny guys back there?"

    I grinded past smiled and said "I am the skinny guy." Keep in mind I was 14 years old and maybe 120lbs at 5'11 in full lycra, I disappeared when I turned sideways.

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    a car full of chicks once yelled at me (on my road bike)

    "NICE CALVES!"

    and another time, i was climbing some hill and there were people around the sides either resting or walking their bike up and one goes

    "yeah... and people like THAT JACKASS make this look easy!"

    nothing too cool. lol.

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    on a recent trip from iowa to colorado where i was led on climbs no man should have to endure on a 40lb d/h rig: "i was sent back here to motivate you.", a local said to me. sounds sh!tty but it made my day that someone gave a hooie and it didnt hurt that he did indeed get me rollin a bit faster.
    No, I'm NOT back!

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    "Hey, that's a nice Glock you have on your hip"

    Had to smile at that one. Now, if he called it a "tupperware pistol" I might have been a little upset.

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    "Dude F$%K the bike are you alright?"
    -Riding buddy of mine
    Last edited by GFisher2001; 07-13-2006 at 04:49 AM.

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    I've actually been told a few of the things posted here, but this one definitely made me laugh when I was told it.
    Quote Originally Posted by GFisher2001
    "Dude F$%K the bike are you alright?"
    -Riding buddy of mine
    Been told "Dude I'm gona stop riding with you!" from a riding bud on a steep. long hill as I had ridden up to the top and come back down to check on him and ride up alongside and encourage him.
    One day your life will flash before your eyes, will it be worth watching??
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    "Dammit David. You just gave me another reason to hate you."
    My riding buddy after I cleaned a hill that he hadn't before.

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    Me: "Howzit going"

    Lady with kid: "This trail doesn't go anywhere"

    Ladies Husband: "And it's not for bikes"

    Me:

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    "Wow! You made that look easy!" From my ex-husband after he said he wouldn't carry me out if I crashed while riding a little techy section out in Moab. I told him fine, my *friends* would carry me out if I crashed. Then I proceeded to clean it, prompting the exclamation above. Just one of the reasons he is now my ex....

    Kathy :^)
    Look where you want to go. This is as true in life as it is in mtbiking.

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    Coolest thing I have ever heard

    One of my riding buddies says to the other one:"I haven't had this much fun since I slept with your sister"
    Now everyone around just looks at each other like what the F@#K did he just say???

    After letting everyone soak it in he then says: "Good thing I'm married to your sister."

    Funniest thing was that I had know these guys for years so I knew exactly where he was going with it.

    CLASSIC

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    "Hey you guys want a hit of this, Its Nothernlights"
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    "Holy Jebus, take off those Ryder sunglasses! They aren't designed to take direct facial impacts!!"- local sue happy rider.
    Gone are the days we stopped to decide,
    Where we should go,
    We just ride...

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    Hard to believe ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
    Of insecure dudes here.
    I got $50 says not more than one in 5 of the chick compliments are true.
    If most of you were half as cool as you try to make others believe, you wouldn't need to try and make others believe.
    anything from someone posting with a name like Anonymous
    don't question why you ride but rather why you don't ride more.

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    I was going down a series of whoopty do decents on a hardtail. The lack of rear suspension would kick your rear wheel in the air as you hit the flat parts. The last one went into a turn. I rode around the turn on my front wheel like a unicycle hanging on for dear life. The guy behind me said "How'd you do that" My answer was "I don't know"

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    "Damn dude, where the f**k did you come from?" said to me by a group of riders I came upon riding down Ingles Field Gap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skygod74
    "Hey, that's a nice Glock you have on your hip"

    Had to smile at that one. Now, if he called it a "tupperware pistol" I might have been a little upset.
    Glocks are for people, who own guns to be cool.
    Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.

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