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    Best Biking Quotes

    Talking to one of my buddies at work and he reminded me that I once told him "The most expensive bike in the work is still cheaper than the cheapest by-pass surgery in the world." when he was crying over the price of his first bike (Navigator 100). He's now in shape, riding an Ultegra equipped Madone and knocking off about 3K/year on-road.

    So here's the question, what's your best cycling quote?

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    Stand and deliver.

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    It never gets easier, you just get faster.
    How can anyone who's been riding as long as I have, be so slow???

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    "If nobody crashed, it wasn't a good ride."
    (Mountain bikes only).

    For the roadies:
    "If you brake, you lose."
    Mario Cipollini.

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    It's all downhill from here!
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    "Shut up legs!" - Jens Voigt
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    "Whatever happens, don't fight the mountain" - Ben Stiller
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    "It's a mountain bike, get over it. "
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    Pedal faster. Not harder.

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    Somthing I like to throw at my ride buds when they start talking about watts and training...."Shut up and ride"

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    Spin to win!

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    It's actually steeper than it looks in the video...

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    I'm not the next Greg Lemond. I'm the first Lance Armstrong...

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    Thread post... "Why do you ride rigid SS?"


    Reply... "Because I can."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keski View Post
    I'm not the next Greg Lemond. I'm the first Lance Armstrong...
    That didn't quite end the way it was supposed to did it?

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    "Hit that sh!t"
    "It's easy,It's just a controlled skid"
    "You can do it,suspension will soak that sh!t up"
    Bandolero quotes.
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    I heard the mission bell
    And i was thinking to my self
    This could be heaven or this could be hell...

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    Mud adds character.

    "Okay, when you go down this steep rocky road next to a cliff, there is one thing to NOT do"
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    "Because braking means death."
    Big Wheels Keep On Rolling

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    "Master says faster."
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    "The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go, the more likely it is you'll crash." - Julie Furtado.

    "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat. Never drive a car when you're dead." -- Tom Waits

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    It will be fine.
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    "Look where you want to go. Don't look where you don't want to go." - Wayne Richards circa 1994.

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    "What's with these recumbent bicycles? Listen, buddy, if you wanna take a nap, lie down. If you wanna ride a bike, buy a >#*%^* bicycle."
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