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  1. #76
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    the older i get the better i was
    i'm on my Last Herb
    RestInPeace Hook

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    If you're in control, you're going too slow.

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    Best Biking Quotes

    My wife to our 7 yr old daughter...

    "What was your favorite part of the ride?"

    She says:
    "When we went down the bumpies"

    This was 2mi of DH over golf ball to baby head sized rocks.
    I hope you have a big trunk... cause I'm gonna put my bike in it!

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    From the 1979 video of Repack race:

    "Klunking is dusty in the summer, and muddy in the winter."

    "Klunking is like skiing, except when you fall down you don't get snow in your boots."
    It don't mean a feng if it ain't got that
    shui.

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    "Holy S-S-H-H-H-1-1-1-1-T-T-T-T-T-!-!-!-!-!-!"

    Sent from my Kin[G]_Pad
    to err is human... to face plant is frickin hilarious!!

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    Dad's quote. (when things go to sht they go to sht in a hurry)

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    Charles De Mar: [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

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    "This is the last climb". -by me, telling some friends mid way on a tough death march of a ride. I'd basically forgotten the trail since it'd been awhile. It was NOT the last climb. Not even close.
    "I've breathed the mtn air, man" Johnny Cash

    It's a long way to the top
    . . . if you wanna rock and roll (ac/dc)

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    Sex is better with a mountain biker, so shut up, sit down, and enjoy the ride!
    Lefty For LIFE!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckman View Post
    "This is the last climb". -by me, telling some friends mid way on a tough death march of a ride. I'd basically forgotten the trail since it'd been awhile. It was NOT the last climb. Not even close.
    I've pulled that one on my wife a few times....She was not amused.

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    "Look where you want to go. Don't look where you don't want to go." - Wayne Richards, LBS owner circa 1994.

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    "It's not that bicycling is so important, it is that everything else is equally unimportant."-Bruce Ohlson.

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    It's in my sig.
    "I love the bike. It's my meditation. I think I'm bike-sexual." -Robin Williams

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    "Singletrack should never be straight." - Anonymous

    ...and my Sig...
    "The secret of joy is the mastery of pain." (Anaïs Nin)

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    "This is the last climb" is something I've learned that is not appreciated by anyone. Especially, when you follow it with " Oh, I forgot about this climb" as you start up the next climb

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    The dope tests came back. They found traces of Viagra. It helps me ride long and hard, and I don't need a kickstand.

    Robin Williams, start of the 2002 San Francisco Grand Prix

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    I'd rather be riding my bike and thinking about God than sitting in church and thinking about riding my bike.
    Saddle up, Effendi. We ride.

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    No, I didn't say 'follow me'. You're listening skills are as bad as your bike riding.

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