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    the older i get the better i was
    always face the herd

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    If you're in control, you're going too slow.

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    Best Biking Quotes

    My wife to our 7 yr old daughter...

    "What was your favorite part of the ride?"

    She says:
    "When we went down the bumpies"

    This was 2mi of DH over golf ball to baby head sized rocks.
    I hope you have a big trunk... cause I'm gonna put my bike in it!

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    From the 1979 video of Repack race:

    "Klunking is dusty in the summer, and muddy in the winter."

    "Klunking is like skiing, except when you fall down you don't get snow in your boots."
    It don't mean a feng if it ain't got that
    shui.

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    "Holy S-S-H-H-H-1-1-1-1-T-T-T-T-T-!-!-!-!-!-!"

    Sent from my Kin[G]_Pad
    to err is human... to face plant is frickin hilarious!!

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    Dad's quote. (when things go to sht they go to sht in a hurry)

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    Charles De Mar: [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

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    "This is the last climb". -by me, telling some friends mid way on a tough death march of a ride. I'd basically forgotten the trail since it'd been awhile. It was NOT the last climb. Not even close.
    "I've breathed the mtn air, man" Johnny Cash

    It's a long way to the top
    . . . if you wanna rock and roll (ac/dc)

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    Sex is better with a mountain biker, so shut up, sit down, and enjoy the ride!
    Lefty For LIFE!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckman View Post
    "This is the last climb". -by me, telling some friends mid way on a tough death march of a ride. I'd basically forgotten the trail since it'd been awhile. It was NOT the last climb. Not even close.
    I've pulled that one on my wife a few times....She was not amused.

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    "Look where you want to go. Don't look where you don't want to go." - Wayne Richards, LBS owner circa 1994.

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    "It's not that bicycling is so important, it is that everything else is equally unimportant."-Bruce Ohlson.

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    It's in my sig.
    "I love the bike. It's my meditation. I think I'm bike-sexual." -Robin Williams

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    "Singletrack should never be straight." - Anonymous

    ...and my Sig...
    "The secret of joy is the mastery of pain." (Anaïs Nin)

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    "This is the last climb" is something I've learned that is not appreciated by anyone. Especially, when you follow it with " Oh, I forgot about this climb" as you start up the next climb

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    The dope tests came back. They found traces of Viagra. It helps me ride long and hard, and I don't need a kickstand.

    Robin Williams, start of the 2002 San Francisco Grand Prix

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    I'd rather be riding my bike and thinking about God than sitting in church and thinking about riding my bike.
    Saddle up, Effendi. We ride.

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    Didn't sound right without the story behind it.
    Last edited by OddTrickStar; 10-03-2014 at 06:56 AM.

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    "start the ride as fast as you can and gradually increase your speed"

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    The camera takes 2 ft off the drop, 25 degrees off the angle, and 10 mph off the speed, but adds 10 lbs to the rider.
    ^ Of course that's just my opinion. I could be wrong. -Dennis Miller

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    From a sig line I remember seeing years ago on a biking forum:

    "The need to ride makes heroin addiction look like a mild craving for salt."

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    "It doesn't get any easier, you just go faster"
    - Greg LeMond

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    Pulled the trigger...
    "I love the bike. It's my meditation. I think I'm bike-sexual." -Robin Williams

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    One of my old riding buddies to me (circa 1994), "You know, for less than $500 you could shave almost three pounds off your mountain bike." Me to him, "You know, if you cut back on the donuts you could loose more than your bike weighs for nothing."

    Nothing makes less sense than one Clyde telling another how to weight weenie their bike. Pretty pointless.
    The most expensive bike in the world is still cheaper than the cheapest open heart surgery.

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    To my riding companion when he regained consciousness after a fall that also resulted in 33 stitches to his head (he had a helmet on):

    "If I have to rip up a jersey to stop that bleeding, it's going to be yours."
    It don't mean a feng if it ain't got that
    shui.

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