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    "What's with these recumbent bicycles? Listen, buddy, if you wanna take a nap, lie down. If you wanna ride a bike, buy a >#*%^* bicycle."
    - George Carlin
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    From the other day over beers:

    Me: "I'm thinking about putting those cheater brake levers on the top of my cross bike handlebars - whaddaya think?"

    Buddy: "Is your dad still alive?"

    Me: "Yes. Why?"

    Buddy: "Well, call him and tell him he raised a pu$$y".

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    "Nice Marmot". The Dude.

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    "Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance, you must keep movin'."

    Albert Einstein.

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    "I'm on my mother fukking bike!"
    "I love the bike. It's my meditation. I think I'm bike-sexual." -Robin Williams

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    "One more time..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by huffster View Post
    "What's with these recumbent bicycles? Listen, buddy, if you wanna take a nap, lie down. If you wanna ride a bike, buy a >#*%^* bicycle."
    - George Carlin
    Couple ol' chaps i know that ride them due to back and spinal issues. :x

    ".1 segments or die!!!! YOLOOOOOOO "
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    Gravity. I fought the law, and the law won.

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    this is gonna hurt. me

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    "Speed is your friend"

    "Faster! Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" Hunter S Thompson

    Speed doesn't kill, a sudden lack of it does.

    Those brakes will only slow you down man...

    That was the last hill...

    It's all downhill from here... except for the uphills

    I was doing pretty good until I ran out of talent

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    This

    "Look at the penalty for failure, dude."


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    George Bush; if Dick{head} Cheney hadn't been too unhealthy to ride a bike, I'd have been a "GREAT" president!
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    Pedal Damn It

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    "The bicycle, mans noblest invention."


    my personal one, at the top of a long climb and being lectured by a guy I passed on how to shift, climbing technique, sitting down, standing up, mashing the pedals, etc.

    me: "look at my derailleurs"

    guy: "oh a singlespeed, never mind"

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    "dude...are you okay?"

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    always face the herd

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    Quote Originally Posted by huffster View Post
    "What's with these recumbent bicycles? Listen, buddy, if you wanna take a nap, lie down. If you wanna ride a bike, buy a >#*%^* bicycle."
    - George Carlin
    That's a good reminder to us all not to succumb to the promise of a free lunch.

    I was riding last fall when a guy on a recumbent pulled up on the trail and said
    "You're going to have to get one of these sooner than later!"

    "Really?" I ask, "Why's that?" He tells me "Well because you'll eventually get a bad back and sooner or later you'll want to save energy and ride more efficiently."

    "Well" I replied, "I broke my back in three places in 1981, have a half-collapsed disc and a fused disc but I still like riding wheelies so I think I'll wait until I need a three-wheeler and a fat-ass seat."

    He must not like three-wheelers, cause he doesn't talk to me anymore.

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    Holy crap, Batman!
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    "Bicyclists are the type of people who beat their heads against the wall just because it feels so good to stop."

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    "Dont buy upgrades, ride up grades"

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    "Are we gonna dick around all day, or are we gonna ride?" - me

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    Riding buddy's comment after a particularly exciting downhill " I need a cigarette after that!" What made it stand out was she is quite fast & pretty hot
    " I'm not inclined to resign to maturity "

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    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

    H. G. Wells
    Gone are the days we stopped to decide,
    Where we should go,
    We just ride...

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    Quote Originally Posted by twowheelfunman View Post
    Riding buddy's comment after a particularly exciting downhill " I need a cigarette after that!" What made it stand out was she is quite fast & pretty hot
    Pics or it didnt happen

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    "If the ride doesn't have HAB the views probably suck."

    "If you're not HAB'ing, you're just riding your bike."

    At least that's what we tell ourselves when we're pushing our bikes once again....
    Ski. Ride. Hike. Be.
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