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    Looking to trade wives

    Oops sorry wrong forum.

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    What's she look like; any dents?

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    Blonde, brunette, ginger, what? You looking to trade up or down?

    Brock...
    Are the wheels roundish? Ride it.

    Disciples Of Dirt, come ride with us.

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    This tread is worthless without pics.
    Only two infinite things exist: the universe and stupidity. And, I am unsure of the universe
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo613
    What's she look like; any dents?
    I've seen her. Think she's got a dent.

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    Jaybo... quit *****ing and move to Texas

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    Hardtail or squishy rear end?
    I only ride bikes to fill the time when I'm not skiing.

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    High maintenance

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    Does the nickname Tool Addict figure into this topic?

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    Are you looking to trade for another wife, or might a few 6-packs be enough? (Thank the bike gods my wife doesn't read this forum!)
    The Lee-Man

    A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire

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    I've got a non-stop talking, non-exercising, high emotional maintenanced, "drama" queen for a wife that said to be "hot" that will trade for a nice bike or frame as well, if there any takers? Sorry no pics though.
    Ride On!

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    Is she flexy?
    "People like GloyBoy are deaf. They are partisan, intellectually lazy & usually very angry." -Jaybo

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgusta
    I've got a non-stop talking, non-exercising, high emotional maintenanced, "drama" queen for a wife that said to be "hot" that will trade for a nice bike or frame as well, if there any takers? Sorry no pics though.
    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    It's a good thing your wife doesn't read this board. You could add super pissed to your list.
    Only two infinite things exist: the universe and stupidity. And, I am unsure of the universe
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Giggity
    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    It's a good thing your wife doesn't read this board. You could add super pissed to your list.
    ...or formerly married for that matter. Where's a smiley face when you need one? If only all communication could be done through a emoticon.
    Ride On!

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    Just imagine.....

    if I didn't have a wife how many bikes I could own, how many more rides I could do, how many more trips I could make. I'm thinking the plan would be to sell the wife outright, no trades!
    I ride at ludicrous speed

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrogeek
    if I didn't have a wife how many bikes I could own, how many more rides I could do, how many more trips I could make. I'm thinking the plan would be to sell the wife outright, no trades!

    and this is why I'm not married. You guys are getting screwed.

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    single or double butted?
    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    Trade? Heck I'll give mine away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGfatED
    ... You guys are getting screwed.
    ...or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riverrat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus
    ...or not.

    --Sparty
    This is true if your married or not.
    I ride at ludicrous speed

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    Gawd-damn...I must have won the freakin' wife lottery...for real. The Ol' Lady rocks!

    Brock...
    Are the wheels roundish? Ride it.

    Disciples Of Dirt, come ride with us.

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    you all are douchebags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100#fury
    you all are douchebags.
    are you the wife?
    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    She's not being honest...she only weighs like 94 pounds.

    Brock...
    Are the wheels roundish? Ride it.

    Disciples Of Dirt, come ride with us.

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    you wish, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100#fury
    you all are douchebags.

    Excellent first post Fury. You will fit right in.
    Only two infinite things exist: the universe and stupidity. And, I am unsure of the universe
    - Albert Einstein

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