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    Looking to trade wives

    Oops sorry wrong forum.

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    What's she look like; any dents?

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    Blonde, brunette, ginger, what? You looking to trade up or down?

    Brock...
    Are the wheels roundish? Ride it.

    Disciples Of Dirt, come ride with us.

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    This tread is worthless without pics.
    Only two infinite things exist: the universe and stupidity. And, I am unsure of the universe
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo613
    What's she look like; any dents?
    I've seen her. Think she's got a dent.

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    Jaybo... quit *****ing and move to Texas

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    Hardtail or squishy rear end?
    I only ride bikes to fill the time when I'm not skiing.

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    High maintenance

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    Does the nickname Tool Addict figure into this topic?

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    Are you looking to trade for another wife, or might a few 6-packs be enough? (Thank the bike gods my wife doesn't read this forum!)
    The Lee-Man

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    I've got a non-stop talking, non-exercising, high emotional maintenanced, "drama" queen for a wife that said to be "hot" that will trade for a nice bike or frame as well, if there any takers? Sorry no pics though.
    Ride On!

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    Is she flexy?
    "People like GloyBoy are deaf. They are partisan, intellectually lazy & usually very angry." -Jaybo

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgusta
    I've got a non-stop talking, non-exercising, high emotional maintenanced, "drama" queen for a wife that said to be "hot" that will trade for a nice bike or frame as well, if there any takers? Sorry no pics though.
    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    It's a good thing your wife doesn't read this board. You could add super pissed to your list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Giggity
    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    It's a good thing your wife doesn't read this board. You could add super pissed to your list.
    ...or formerly married for that matter. Where's a smiley face when you need one? If only all communication could be done through a emoticon.
    Ride On!

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    Just imagine.....

    if I didn't have a wife how many bikes I could own, how many more rides I could do, how many more trips I could make. I'm thinking the plan would be to sell the wife outright, no trades!
    I ride at ludicrous speed

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrogeek
    if I didn't have a wife how many bikes I could own, how many more rides I could do, how many more trips I could make. I'm thinking the plan would be to sell the wife outright, no trades!

    and this is why I'm not married. You guys are getting screwed.

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    single or double butted?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Trade? Heck I'll give mine away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGfatED
    ... You guys are getting screwed.
    ...or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus
    ...or not.

    --Sparty
    This is true if your married or not.
    I ride at ludicrous speed

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    Gawd-damn...I must have won the freakin' wife lottery...for real. The Ol' Lady rocks!

    Brock...
    Are the wheels roundish? Ride it.

    Disciples Of Dirt, come ride with us.

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    you all are douchebags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100#fury
    you all are douchebags.
    are you the wife?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    She's not being honest...she only weighs like 94 pounds.

    Brock...
    Are the wheels roundish? Ride it.

    Disciples Of Dirt, come ride with us.

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    you wish, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100#fury
    you all are douchebags.

    Excellent first post Fury. You will fit right in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100#fury
    you wish, dude.
    I do?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    No wives allowed in her

    This is not Nordstrom! You ever seen Flinstrones? What is the name of the lodge wives are not allowed in? This is it! Hey, admininstrator, ban these evil doers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100#fury
    you all are douchebags.
    Shouldn't you be on a beach in Mexico or something?

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    Here's the deal

    Quote Originally Posted by tool addict
    Oops sorry wrong forum.
    This model sports a classic frame geometry with long...uh...chainstays for stability for long hours in the saddle and guaranteeing a forgiving ride. This model also sports a compliant and very strong, sleek steel frame that may have a couple of small dents but that were assuredly made while mountain biking, not falling off the roof rack in the garage like some of you. Comfortable seat, appropriately sized handlebars, great...uh...fork. Really, anything else would be trading down, not up.

    Thats what I say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaKlyde
    Gawd-damn...I must have won the freakin' wife lottery...for real. The Ol' Lady rocks!

    Brock...
    No way dude...My wife is way better than yours.
    I only ride bikes to fill the time when I'm not skiing.

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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparticus
    ...or not.

    --Sparty

    exactly.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydrogeek
    This is true if your married or not.

    not exactly.....

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    I'll trade you my wife for your four chickens soaking in your sink?

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