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    The Zulily Model........

    needs to ride more. Hurts my eyes looking at those ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeaBass_ View Post
    needs to ride more. Hurts my eyes looking at those ads.
    Damn you. Now I see them too.
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    Guys, is this your way of saying you like BBW? A little cushion for your pushin'? It's alright, we won't judge at all. In addition to mountain biking, motor boating is sure fun too! Right?

    I'm just confused at the advertising here.......I have a hard time imagining a regular to this site, clicking on the link for Zulily or whatever it is called to buy some of the pink boots or the tutus that they advertise. They might want to go back to their demographics model and see where they went wrong. Well, other than SeaBass and DavyRay, anyways.

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    I just ordered some Spanx to make my ass look better when I wear my Lycra!

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    Will somebody please get a screen capture of the zulily model? I've seen a couple of references; but, I haven't yet seen the ad.
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    she's not THAT fat, i wouldnt say worthy of eye bleach
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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
    Will somebody please get a screen capture of the zulily model? I've seen a couple of references; but, I haven't yet seen the ad.

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    WOOF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Not what I was expecting.
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    I agree with Nicole, she's not that fat!
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    Zuily gets the props!

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    This was who I saw....


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    I tried viewing the zulily web site, to get a model photo (the BBW grown-ups), but was not able to. Those idiots have put a javascript sign-in box on the front page, so you have to give up an email address to even look at their junk.

    Idiots.
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    One of my former roommates works for Zulily. As I understand it, their primary audience is new Moms. They've also been reading the literature and tracking their click-throughs well enough to figure out that while men like models with skinny waists and improbable amounts of T&A (how do you argue with that, really??) women don't find them relatable, and are less likely to click. Since the women who they're trying to sell to may still have some baby weight to get off... we get plus-size models.

    Actually I think one of them's pretty hot. She's overweight, but I'd still do 'er.
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    ^is there an echo in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Richard View Post
    ^is there an echo in here?
    I sense a disturbance in the farce.

    The same thing is happening here with the same person:
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    Ah ha! One right across the top of the browser.

    The Zulily Model........-zu1.jpg
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    most of you would hit it. dont even lie. she's attractive. maybe i'm just a girl saying this, but face is more important than body! (assuming the face isnt affected by the weight, aka Honey booboo's mom)
    fap

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    ^So Marp now that you've seen her, would you...

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    You can do it while listening to AC/DC wearing a mullet wig "knockin me out with those 'merican thighs"

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    There are hosts file sets out there that keep you from being able to see much of the ads out there, try em.

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    I'd hit it.

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    i don't see the ad banners... i have adblock plus

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpilli View Post
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    That's the one that's been haunting my Comcast webmail. Relentlessly.

    It's not so much a question of why is she their model. It's more a question of why is this company being marketed to ME in a world where 95+% of the advertising I see is clearly based on the surfing I do?

    Someone's pulling a boner here, and it's not me when I see her, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    I can barely get my mouth around it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleB28 View Post
    most of you would hit it. dont even lie. she's attractive. maybe i'm just a girl saying this, but face is more important than body! (assuming the face isnt affected by the weight, aka Honey booboo's mom)
    Sorry, but body is more important.
    You can bag a girls head so the face would not matter.

    Or just flip her over doggy style. Again, wouldn't have to see the face.
    But if she's a beast, not much you can do to hide that.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    I'd hit it



































    With my bike.

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