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    wtf Oscar Pistorius

    I rooted for you!
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    Shame! Very sad whatever actually happened. Seems there are many questions about it all, accident possibly...
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    he wont have a leg to stand on in court...
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    mwah mwah mwah.

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    ^^ are you pullin my leg?
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    wtf Oscar Pistorus

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    ^^ are you pullin my leg?
    It ain't the leg, I recon.

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    wtf Oscar Pistorus

    I didn't hear about this until this thread. My first thought was doping...I then realized a real crime had taken place. Craziness.
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    "Reports from local media said that Mr. Pistorius told the police that the shooting was an accident
    and that he had mistaken the victim for an intruder". Must have been dark....
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    It ain't the leg, I recon.

    Oso, your on your last legs......
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    "Reports from local media said that Mr. Pistorius told the police that the shooting was an accident
    and that he had mistaken the victim for an intruder". Must have been dark....
    How could someone mistake an attractive woman like her for an intruder.? Is he blind too? ...wonder if she was stalking him?
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    Probably had more to do with a previous history of domestic violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Probably had more to do with a previous history of domestic violence.
    He took her out for Valentine's Day.
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    Seems like he will have to throw himself to the vagaries of the legal process... Let's hope he has a legitimate case... his legend will live on no matter...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Oso, your on your last legs......
    God forbid my friend...

    she is gorgeous, or is it just me? i did not follow this story in the news - is the pic authentic?

    oscar - really????
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    Nope, you're right. She's a model. Well, I guess she was a model.... the police has been called multiple times to their home in the past.

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    From the Nike site, during the olympics.


    seems legit.






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    Nike has a great streak of promoting winnahs.

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    pew pew

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Nike has a great streak of promoting winnahs.
    lol, true dat...
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    Nike ads lately have been a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    How could someone mistake an attractive woman like her for an intruder.? Is he blind too? ...wonder if she was stalking him?
    lol, 'is he blind too' i recon he just confused her for a native sth african home invader, easy to do......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    lol, 'is he blind too' i recon he just confused her for a native sth african home invader, easy to do......
    i'd have a way different ideas as to what to do with this intruder... but i ain't that lucky nor good looking as oscar... not to mention not as fast...
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    but i ain't that lucky nor good looking as oscar... not to mention not as fast...
    But with his world caving in around him, I'm just happy being my own mediocre, boring self.

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    [QUOTE=Trail6;10162800]But with his world caving in around him, I'm just happy being my own mediocre, boring self.[/QUOT

    true story...
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    i'd have a way different ideas as to what to do with this intruder... but i ain't that lucky nor good looking as oscar... not to mention not as fast...
    But you didnt shoot your girlfriend dead, so youve got that one up on him Oso.....
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    I don't know South African judicial procedures, but when selecting defense lawyers, who foots the bill?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    I don't know South African judicial procedures, but when selecting defense lawyers, who foots the bill?
    The case won't go to trial, the police detectives are stumped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    The case won't go to trial, the police detectives are stumped.
    I really think it was just a case of starting the day off on the wrong foot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    But you didnt shoot your girlfriend dead, so youve got that one up on him Oso.....

    i am going to plead fifth on this one tones...

    lol at CHUM and "starting the day on the wrong foot"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
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    lol at CHUM and "starting the day on the wrong foot"....
    I think he was tired of her BS and had to put his foot down.
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    puns about legless murderers make my day a little brighter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    puns about legless murderers make my day a little brighter.
    Anger management was always his Achilles' heel.
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    Try the shoe on the other foot and see how you feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Try the shoe on the other foot and see how you feel.
    Don't worry, he'll get sprung out of jail in a sprint.
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    Crap! Hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    I don't know South African judicial procedures, but when selecting defense lawyers, who foots the bill?
    I don't know but I hope he's on equal footing as the other defendants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I don't know but I hope he's on equal footing as the other defendants.
    hard to say...why he did such a thing really stumps me.

    maybe she was going to leave him for somebody with better standing...
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    And the Oscar goes to........ Jail!

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    wtf Oscar Pistorius

    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    And the Oscar goes to........ Jail!
    Pure gold all of you guys. In Tones vocabulary.

    Must be pretty good feeling that when he walks naked without any carbon fiber stuff, his sack is in danger of hitting a pebble.

    Who amongst us can say that? Well, except Tones. According to pics that Nicole was talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    And the Oscar goes to........ Jail!
    Was he the sole perp?
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    No knee to bring in others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Was he the sole perp?
    No morals, the man was soleless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    No morals, the man was soleless.
    Truth....Maybe she was running around with someone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    No knee to bring in others.
    I know heel confess sooner or later
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    wtf Oscar Pistorius

    I think we just discovered one of chum's hidden talents.

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    Too corny, y'all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    I think we just discovered one of chum's hidden talents.
    You sure? Maybe it's better if kept hidden. Just sayin.
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    Does south Africa have a "stand your ground" law??
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Maybe she was running around with someone else.
    If so that probably made him hopping mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sodak06 View Post
    Does south Africa have a "stand your ground" law??
    would it matter...He'll be knee deep in legal fees soon enough as it is....

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    If so that probably made him hopping mad.
    He really should have just given her the boot.
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    Hey, his cellmate's going to have himself a sweet shank too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    He really should have just given her the boot.
    Instead of always being on his knees, begging.

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    boy I'm glad I didn't walk a mile in his shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Instead of always being on his knees, begging.
    under-kneeth it all, it was a feet of endurance staying with her...

    ya know, all the running around behind his back....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Instead of always being on his knees, begging.
    Trail you are killing me. Dont stop please. Too funny.

    Hey is "stand your ground" related to 2nd? Can they be used in conjunction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    boy I'm glad I didn't walk a mile in his shoes.
    pft...she would have booted you out of bed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    ya know, all the running around behind his back....
    Not his type anyway, she was too leggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Not his type anyway, she was too leggy.
    he could have been jealous, her achievements in modeling was no trivial feet....
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    puns about legless murderers make my day a little brighter.
    Yep. Nothing like a running joke.

    Maybe she was a replicant?
    Posting on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bshallard View Post
    Yep. Nothing like a running joke.

    Maybe she was a replicant?
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    Best Movie Evah! (director's cut)

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    Just in! He found out she was leaving him for a toe model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Best Movie Evah! (director's cut)
    Yep. Scary.

    First hockey. Now the movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Just in! He found out she was leaving him for a toe model.
    I heard the cops had to disarm him after the shooting. They found him hiding in the boot of his car.
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    This thread may have legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    This thread may have legs.
    It's in the running for thread of the year, if only it gets off the ground

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    Does anyone know if she was a runway model?

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Does anyone know if she was a runway model?
    absolutely...but with his Nike endorsements she was skipping all the way to the bank....
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    He has been denied bail, apparently they are afraid he'll make a run for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    He has been denied bail, apparently they are afraid he'll make a run for it
    of course they did, he'll be knee deep in legal fees
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    News just to foot, he has confessed.

    He claims he was jealous of her always being two feet in front of him on the red carpet

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    The judge will probably cut him off at the knees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    The judge will probably cut him off at the knees.
    probably because he wont have a leg to stand on in the docks

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    This thread needs cyclelicious. Too bad the one thing about Facebook that you can't get here is the ability to call people. :P

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    wtf Oscar Pistorius-thesun.jpg
    broadcasting from
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    I feel guilty saying this thread knees more comments..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Nope, you're right. She's a model. Well, I guess she was a model.... the police has been called multiple times to their home in the past.

    A model is dead.

    And an athlete's career has been cut off at the knees.
    F*ck Cancer

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post
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    Reports state that authorities were becoming frustrated with Oscar's inability to walk them through the events that occurred Thursday morning.

    When police asked him how he could mistake her for an intruder he was stumped
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    A model is dead.
    And an athlete's career has been cut off at the knees.
    It's fair to say she is drop dead gorgeous.

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    Ka-tink...Ka-tink...ka-tink.

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    Hahahaha, Chum, Judy, AZ, emu, oso, funny stuff, its refreshing to see a thread with some light hearted humour with nobody throwing the political correct card, well done peeps.....love your work.
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Tink...tink...tink..tink.tink:

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    I fear his comeuppance will be that much quicker as the soap will hit the ground sooner in the prison showers... I predict this story will run and run...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    This from Yahoo News this morning:


    Once inside the court, though, Pistorius was "clearly traumatized," according to his legal counsel and almost collapsed to his knees when prosecutor Gerrie Nel uttered the phrase "premeditated murder."


    Seems like the story is finding its feet elsewhere in the media...
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    News just to hand, the prosecution plan on submitting a "blood stained cricket bat" into evidence.

    The defence are happy with this, now saying it is a clear case of self defence. They claim Steenkamp tried to pull up stumps

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    Hold on everyone...he wasn't found guilty yet. He seems to be too nice a guy to have done something like this.
    Maybe he was just afraid that someone was trying to get him.
    Seriously.
    I can imagine that someone with no feet could be afraid. He could also have some mental problems resulting from not having any feet.
    Honestly...I feel sorry for the guy.I can't bring myself to joke about him. The whole thing is just sad.
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    I only have one foot...I get afraid when I'm out sometime...
    Sure,I play Mr. Toughguy over and over in my mind...but the bottom line is I'm defenseless against a bunch of bullies...male or female.
    Maybe his girlfriend threatened him.
    Especially if he didn't have his feet on.
    If he breaks down and says he was afraid...I for one can kind of understand where he would be coming from.
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    Its a sad story, one many South Africans are following with interest. Although try to remember we have over 50 murders a day and over 100 rapes a day so its not exactly headline news other than the fact its a famous athlete!

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    News just to hand, the prosecution plan on submitting a "blood stained cricket bat" into evidence.

    The defence are happy with this, now saying it is a clear case of self defence. They claim Steenkamp tried to pull up stumps
    So the intruder was a cricket player!

    Next the defense will claim roid rage... what a heel.
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    So what does that mean, he shot her in the head, arm n leg and beat her with a cricket bat ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    So what does that mean, he shot her in the head, arm n leg and beat her with a cricket bat ?
    not necessarily in that order
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    ^^^ lol judy, its not looking good for oscar
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    Forgive me for not reading through this entire thread, but if it hasn't been said already, I believe that Oscar's Defense case doesn't have a leg to stand on.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    So the intruder was a cricket player!

    Next the defense will claim roid rage... what a heel.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    So what does that mean, he shot her in the head, arm n leg and beat her with a cricket bat ?
    From what I understand so far, not that I have been following it too much,

    She comes home and tells Oscar she's had enough with stumps and wants to try the halfback.
    They argue, he looses his footing whilst picking up the cricket bat he keeps beside his bed to help him with balance. As his feet go from under him he flails hopelessly and clocks her in the back of the head with said bat, caving in her skull. He falls to the ground and suffers a mild concusion. In his confusion he believes the tall leggy blonde he has been dating for over 3 months is actually an intruder. He now picks up the pistol and fires off 3 shots, clipping her in the leg. Screams and yelling ensue. She flees to the bathroom. He follows her in and fires off another 3 rounds, one fatal.

    That's all I got so far Tone's but I'll check the urban dictionary later to see if there are any more updates under "coward"

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    From what I understand so far, not that I have been following it too much,

    She comes home and tells Oscar she's had enough with stumps and wants to try the halfback.
    They argue, he looses his footing whilst picking up the cricket bat he keeps beside his bed to help him with balance. As his feet go from under him he flails hopelessly and clocks her in the back of the head with said bat, caving in her skull. He falls to the ground and suffers a mild concusion. In his confusion he believes the tall leggy blonde he has been dating for over 3 months is actually an intruder. He now picks up the pistol and fires off 3 shots, clipping her in the leg. Screams and yelling ensue. She flees to the bathroom. He follows her in and fires off another 3 rounds, one fatal.

    That's all I got so far Tone's but I'll check the urban dictionary later to see if there are any more updates under "coward"

    Seems legit. Or maybe the original claim of an intruder is true. Which is a scary thought because that means the real killers are still out there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    From what I understand so far, not that I have been following it too much,

    She comes home and tells Oscar she's had enough with stumps and wants to try the halfback.
    They argue, he looses his footing whilst picking up the cricket bat he keeps beside his bed to help him with balance. As his feet go from under him he flails hopelessly and clocks her in the back of the head with said bat, caving in her skull. He falls to the ground and suffers a mild concusion. In his confusion he believes the tall leggy blonde he has been dating for over 3 months is actually an intruder. He now picks up the pistol and fires off 3 shots, clipping her in the leg. Screams and yelling ensue. She flees to the bathroom. He follows her in and fires off another 3 rounds, one fatal.

    That's all I got so far Tone's but I'll check the urban dictionary later to see if there are any more updates under "coward"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Seems legit. Or maybe the original claim of an intruder is true. Which is a scary thought because that means the real killers are still out there!


    That actually made me snort coffee out of my nose, thank you! Maybe there'll be a book deal in it for him too. Oh wait, the title "If I had done it" is already taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skullcap View Post
    That actually made me snort coffee out of my nose, thank you! Maybe there'll be a book deal in it for him too. Oh wait, the title "If I had done it" is already taken.

    Olympics Oscar Pistorius formally charged - ESPN

    Who needs clever puns when his track coach's first name is 'Ampie.'

    Oscar Pistorius: Coach Ampie Louw speaks of shock at "heart-breaking events" - Mirror Online
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Who needs clever puns when his track coach's first name is 'Ampie.'
    for the win!
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    It kind of makes me sad if she was cowering in the bathroom covering her head. That's got to be a sad last few seconds on this earth.

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