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    Here's some of his testimony

    Oscar Pistorius Tells His Side Of The Story

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    My legs were off. I kicked the door open.

    I called my dad first, my bff second and then the paramedics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    My legs were off. I kicked the door open.
    Which was it Oscar, legs on or off?

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    He really is quite handsome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    It kind of makes me sad if she was cowering in the bathroom covering her head. That's got to be a sad last few seconds on this earth.
    "last few seconds"? I'm sorry but what a sad way to live a life, feeling you have to go back to the bloke that's already beat on you before. Grow some balls boys, if you're not happy and it's your place then pack their bags and ask them to leave, if it is not your place, pack your bags and leave. No-one should ever have to put up with someone putting their hands on them in anything but a loving manner.

    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Here's some of his testimony

    Oscar Pistorius Tells His Side Of The Story
    Right, so it looks like his defence will shortly be changing his plea to one of insanity caused by steroid abuse. Has to be because that is the most insane story I have ever heard but if it is true* then he clearly is not playing with a full deck of cards.

    *I am finding it difficult to believe what actually happened has anything to do with Oscars sense of reality.

    What a sad world we live in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    He really is quite handsome.
    And a teller of tall tales

    This explains the bloodied cricket bat:



    Oscar Pistorius Swears Bloody Cricket Bat From Different Murder

    PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA—Facing allegations that he killed girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp during a dispute at his Pretoria mansion last week, track star Oscar Pistorius swore before a judge Monday that a bloodied cricket bat found on his property was in fact used in a completely different murder. “Honest to God, I never used that bat on Reeva—you have to believe me,” the double amputee said of the blood-soaked wooden paddle, claiming he had only ever used it in the 2011 slaying of a Johannesburg prostitute and “a handful” of cricket matches. “Seriously, I haven’t even seen that thing since I killed a hooker with it. To be honest, I forgot I still had it lying around.” According to sources, Pistorius went on to claim that Steenkamp’s skull was already caved in before he shot her four times.

    Oscar Pistorius Swears Bloody Cricket Bat From Different Murder | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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    there are times when people should just shut up, and their council should tell them to.

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    I heard he was using the bat to demonstrate the 'leg before wicket' rule to his GF, when his blades got tangled in his leg pads, and he accidentally caved in her skull with it as he toppled. He was using the noise of the gunshots to try and shock her awake as she lay senseless, but sadly the gun slipped in the blood from the cricket bat each time he pulled the trigger... Not Guilty Your Honor, Sir!
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    You just gotta love that Onion!
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    Just thinking about the cricket bat testimony that was used in a previous murder years ago, perhaps he should use the excuse that he had a sneezing fit and whilst his eye's were shut his gun went off several times.

    We all know it is impossible to keep your eye's open whilst sneezing so that defence in bullet proof.

    But if all else fails perhaps he should use the Chewbacca defence.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I heard he was using the bat to demonstrate the 'leg before wicket' rule to his GF, when his blades got tangled in his leg pads, and he accidentally caved in her skull with it as he toppled. He was using the noise of the gunshots to try and shock her awake as she lay senseless, but sadly the gun slipped in the blood from the cricket bat each time he pulled the trigger... Not Guilty Your Honor, Sir!
    well that defence doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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    Seems there is some doubt cast out there... also, the bail application case is ongoing...

    BBC News - Pistorius hearing told of 'shots, screams, more shots'
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Seems there is some doubt cast out there... also, the bail application case is ongoing...

    BBC News - Pistorius hearing told of 'shots, screams, more shots'
    He is so confident he is going to get away with he is strutting around with a spring in his step!
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    Quote Originally Posted by brad72 View Post
    Completely off topic from the last few posts but did anyone else notice her nipples busting through the tassels of her dress.
    wow talk about morbid. apparently Reeva had appeared in a south africa reality show called Tropika Island of Treasure which just started airing on television on the 16th.

    Pistorius's slain girlfriend seen on TV's 'Tropika Island of Treasure' | CTV News

    the show must go on, as they say!
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    wtf Oscar Pistorius

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    He really is quite handsome.
    He will make a great prison b!tch for his cell mate.


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    Not a good day for the cops in court today,
    The defence team have been picking holes in the Police response to the event.

    Oscar Pistorius: bail hearing day 2 as it happened - Telegraph


    Oscar Pistorius might qualify for bail but it will be a real challenge if they decide to put one of those ankle monitor bracelets on him
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    ... but it will be a real challenge if they decide to put one of those ankle monitor bracelets on him
    {sob} (beats ground with fists, laughing)
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    wtf Oscar Pistorius

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Right, so it looks like his defence will shortly be changing his plea to one of insanity caused by steroid abuse.
    I think we can make this work. Does Oscar know anyone who can be connected to Lance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozz View Post
    I think we can make this work. Does Oscar know anyone who can be connected to Lance?
    Brilliant work Ozz.

    It's a conspiracy masterminded by Nike.

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    UGH. unplug this monster!

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