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    I feel guilty saying this thread knees more comments..
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Nope, you're right. She's a model. Well, I guess she was a model.... the police has been called multiple times to their home in the past.

    A model is dead.

    And an athlete's career has been cut off at the knees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesprocket View Post

    Reports state that authorities were becoming frustrated with Oscar's inability to walk them through the events that occurred Thursday morning.

    When police asked him how he could mistake her for an intruder he was stumped
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    A model is dead.
    And an athlete's career has been cut off at the knees.
    It's fair to say she is drop dead gorgeous.

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    Hahahaha, Chum, Judy, AZ, emu, oso, funny stuff, its refreshing to see a thread with some light hearted humour with nobody throwing the political correct card, well done peeps.....love your work.
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    Tink...tink...tink..tink.tink:

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    I fear his comeuppance will be that much quicker as the soap will hit the ground sooner in the prison showers... I predict this story will run and run...
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    This from Yahoo News this morning:


    Once inside the court, though, Pistorius was "clearly traumatized," according to his legal counsel and almost collapsed to his knees when prosecutor Gerrie Nel uttered the phrase "premeditated murder."


    Seems like the story is finding its feet elsewhere in the media...
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    News just to hand, the prosecution plan on submitting a "blood stained cricket bat" into evidence.

    The defence are happy with this, now saying it is a clear case of self defence. They claim Steenkamp tried to pull up stumps

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    Hold on everyone...he wasn't found guilty yet. He seems to be too nice a guy to have done something like this.
    Maybe he was just afraid that someone was trying to get him.
    Seriously.
    I can imagine that someone with no feet could be afraid. He could also have some mental problems resulting from not having any feet.
    Honestly...I feel sorry for the guy.I can't bring myself to joke about him. The whole thing is just sad.
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    I only have one foot...I get afraid when I'm out sometime...
    Sure,I play Mr. Toughguy over and over in my mind...but the bottom line is I'm defenseless against a bunch of bullies...male or female.
    Maybe his girlfriend threatened him.
    Especially if he didn't have his feet on.
    If he breaks down and says he was afraid...I for one can kind of understand where he would be coming from.
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    Its a sad story, one many South Africans are following with interest. Although try to remember we have over 50 murders a day and over 100 rapes a day so its not exactly headline news other than the fact its a famous athlete!

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    News just to hand, the prosecution plan on submitting a "blood stained cricket bat" into evidence.

    The defence are happy with this, now saying it is a clear case of self defence. They claim Steenkamp tried to pull up stumps
    So the intruder was a cricket player!

    Next the defense will claim roid rage... what a heel.
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    So what does that mean, he shot her in the head, arm n leg and beat her with a cricket bat ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    So what does that mean, he shot her in the head, arm n leg and beat her with a cricket bat ?
    not necessarily in that order
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    ^^^ lol judy, its not looking good for oscar
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    Forgive me for not reading through this entire thread, but if it hasn't been said already, I believe that Oscar's Defense case doesn't have a leg to stand on.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    So the intruder was a cricket player!

    Next the defense will claim roid rage... what a heel.
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    So what does that mean, he shot her in the head, arm n leg and beat her with a cricket bat ?
    From what I understand so far, not that I have been following it too much,

    She comes home and tells Oscar she's had enough with stumps and wants to try the halfback.
    They argue, he looses his footing whilst picking up the cricket bat he keeps beside his bed to help him with balance. As his feet go from under him he flails hopelessly and clocks her in the back of the head with said bat, caving in her skull. He falls to the ground and suffers a mild concusion. In his confusion he believes the tall leggy blonde he has been dating for over 3 months is actually an intruder. He now picks up the pistol and fires off 3 shots, clipping her in the leg. Screams and yelling ensue. She flees to the bathroom. He follows her in and fires off another 3 rounds, one fatal.

    That's all I got so far Tone's but I'll check the urban dictionary later to see if there are any more updates under "coward"

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    From what I understand so far, not that I have been following it too much,

    She comes home and tells Oscar she's had enough with stumps and wants to try the halfback.
    They argue, he looses his footing whilst picking up the cricket bat he keeps beside his bed to help him with balance. As his feet go from under him he flails hopelessly and clocks her in the back of the head with said bat, caving in her skull. He falls to the ground and suffers a mild concusion. In his confusion he believes the tall leggy blonde he has been dating for over 3 months is actually an intruder. He now picks up the pistol and fires off 3 shots, clipping her in the leg. Screams and yelling ensue. She flees to the bathroom. He follows her in and fires off another 3 rounds, one fatal.

    That's all I got so far Tone's but I'll check the urban dictionary later to see if there are any more updates under "coward"

    Seems legit. Or maybe the original claim of an intruder is true. Which is a scary thought because that means the real killers are still out there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    From what I understand so far, not that I have been following it too much,

    She comes home and tells Oscar she's had enough with stumps and wants to try the halfback.
    They argue, he looses his footing whilst picking up the cricket bat he keeps beside his bed to help him with balance. As his feet go from under him he flails hopelessly and clocks her in the back of the head with said bat, caving in her skull. He falls to the ground and suffers a mild concusion. In his confusion he believes the tall leggy blonde he has been dating for over 3 months is actually an intruder. He now picks up the pistol and fires off 3 shots, clipping her in the leg. Screams and yelling ensue. She flees to the bathroom. He follows her in and fires off another 3 rounds, one fatal.

    That's all I got so far Tone's but I'll check the urban dictionary later to see if there are any more updates under "coward"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Seems legit. Or maybe the original claim of an intruder is true. Which is a scary thought because that means the real killers are still out there!


    That actually made me snort coffee out of my nose, thank you! Maybe there'll be a book deal in it for him too. Oh wait, the title "If I had done it" is already taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skullcap View Post
    That actually made me snort coffee out of my nose, thank you! Maybe there'll be a book deal in it for him too. Oh wait, the title "If I had done it" is already taken.

    Olympics Oscar Pistorius formally charged - ESPN

    Who needs clever puns when his track coach's first name is 'Ampie.'

    Oscar Pistorius: Coach Ampie Louw speaks of shock at "heart-breaking events" - Mirror Online
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Who needs clever puns when his track coach's first name is 'Ampie.'
    for the win!
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    It kind of makes me sad if she was cowering in the bathroom covering her head. That's got to be a sad last few seconds on this earth.

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