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    Hey, his cellmate's going to have himself a sweet shank too.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    He really should have just given her the boot.
    Instead of always being on his knees, begging.

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    boy I'm glad I didn't walk a mile in his shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Instead of always being on his knees, begging.
    under-kneeth it all, it was a feet of endurance staying with her...

    ya know, all the running around behind his back....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Instead of always being on his knees, begging.
    Trail you are killing me. Dont stop please. Too funny.

    Hey is "stand your ground" related to 2nd? Can they be used in conjunction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    boy I'm glad I didn't walk a mile in his shoes.
    pft...she would have booted you out of bed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    ya know, all the running around behind his back....
    Not his type anyway, she was too leggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    Not his type anyway, she was too leggy.
    he could have been jealous, her achievements in modeling was no trivial feet....
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-kul View Post
    puns about legless murderers make my day a little brighter.
    Yep. Nothing like a running joke.

    Maybe she was a replicant?
    Posting on the basis that ignorance shared is ignorance doubled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bshallard View Post
    Yep. Nothing like a running joke.

    Maybe she was a replicant?
    Lookey - a Blade Runner fan.
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    Best Movie Evah! (director's cut)

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    Just in! He found out she was leaving him for a toe model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Best Movie Evah! (director's cut)
    Yep. Scary.

    First hockey. Now the movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    Just in! He found out she was leaving him for a toe model.
    I heard the cops had to disarm him after the shooting. They found him hiding in the boot of his car.
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    This thread may have legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    This thread may have legs.
    It's in the running for thread of the year, if only it gets off the ground

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    Does anyone know if she was a runway model?

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Does anyone know if she was a runway model?
    absolutely...but with his Nike endorsements she was skipping all the way to the bank....
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    He has been denied bail, apparently they are afraid he'll make a run for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    He has been denied bail, apparently they are afraid he'll make a run for it
    of course they did, he'll be knee deep in legal fees
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    News just to foot, he has confessed.

    He claims he was jealous of her always being two feet in front of him on the red carpet

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    The judge will probably cut him off at the knees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ.MTNS View Post
    The judge will probably cut him off at the knees.
    probably because he wont have a leg to stand on in the docks

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    This thread needs cyclelicious. Too bad the one thing about Facebook that you can't get here is the ability to call people. :P

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    wtf Oscar Pistorius-thesun.jpg
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