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    Worst song of all time.

    As if the worst song of all time could ever be known, but someone in another thread quoted what I consider to be the second worst song of all time: We Didn't Start the Fire, by B. Joel.

    If I had to chose a number one, it would be: We Built this City by Starship.

    I haven't played the worst song of all time game in years. The only groundwork I'll lay out is that the song must be a recognized radio hit. And that anyone who wants to play along must come up with a worse song than the two I've already mentioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    As if the worst song of all time could ever be known, but someone in another thread quoted what I consider to be the second worst song of all time: We Didn't Start the Fire, by B. Joel.

    If I had to chose a number one, it would be: We Built this City by Starship.

    I haven't played the worst song of all time game in years. The only groundwork I'll lay out is that the song must be a recognized radio hit. And that anyone who wants to play along must come up with a worse song than the two I've already mentioned.
    anything by Nikki Minaj, if you want to call it music. Or Beiber. Both together is like one of the signs of the coming of the apocalypse.

    and from the above era: kokomo by the Beach Boys. Sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockcrusher View Post
    anything by Nikki Minaj, if you want to call it music. Or Beiber. Both together is like one of the signs of the coming of the apocalypse.
    To be fair, you probably thought the apocalypse was upon us when Kokomo came out.

    Funny thing about N. Minaj, I'm not even sure if I've ever heard a song of hers. I'm sure I must have when in public or flipping through the radio dial, but I can't be sure. I'm old, I guess. And with the way times have changed, radio music matters so little anymore. Since there is a new Bieber every 5 years, he doesn't offend me so much.
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    I kind of like the Wang Chung song, even though it's awful. The Right Said Fred song is certainly in the mix. I can almost forgive one-hit wonders though.
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    justify this...



    or this...

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    Tom Sawyer by rush. Just terrible. Flame away Rush fans.

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    Monogod, leave some of the bad ones for other posters.

    Mattcz, Rush may be a good candidate for most overrated band of all time. But Tom Sawyer is leaps and bounds better than St. Elmo's Fire.
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    Worst song of all time.

    The Joker.
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    The problem with The Joker, girlonbike, is that it's kinda fun to sing. The same can't be said for We Didn't Start the Fire or We Built this City. But, yes, it's a bad song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger
    Rush may be a good candidate for most overrated band of all time.
    hardly. not liking their music is one thing, but they are phenomenal musicians. and a great number of their songs, and even a few albums, are epic and based on great literature, mythology, and lore. intellectual hard rock, as it were. they are easily on par with todd rundgren's utopia.

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    I do love civil disargeement. I see your Safety Dance and raise you a Cherry Pie by Warrant.
    I think Rush is a love them or hate them kind of band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockcrusher View Post

    and from the above era: kokomo by the Beach Boys. Sad.

    Beach Boys unplugged :... the clapping gets me everytime!

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    Anything by nickleback... hinder... saliva... really anything in that genre, if you will.


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    Take your pick - from a different era but seriously horrible



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    ANYTHING by Metallica From the black album to the present.

    Nothing else matters? i literally threw the tape out the window on the freeway after James did a "but i knowwwwwwWHAH!" and have not purchased, listened to, or even know the names of an album since.

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    My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion



    Makes me stabby


    more ear worm torture



    "Now if you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you". Ron Burgundy (aka Will Ferrell)
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    80's represent

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    Sugar Sugar by The Archies. Most of you are too young to have heard this, and you are fortunate for that. This song got tremendous amounts of radio time when it came out. Gag.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ridealot View Post
    Take your pick - from a different era but seriously horrible

    Those were the dark times
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    Where to begin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freakybro View Post
    Sugar Sugar by The Archies. Most of you are too young to have heard this, and you are fortunate for that. This song got tremendous amounts of radio time when it came out. Gag.


    I'll take your Archies and raise you one Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep:

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    That summer I was in the mountains in N Iran for a couple of months, cut off from any media, and I missed any good music. When we came out of the hills after the period, we stopped at a gas station somewhere in Turkey, and this song was on the radio blaring from the workshop. I thought the world had been taken over by aliens in my absence... from Zep to this!
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    wait... WHAT?????????!?!?

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