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    World's worst robbery attempt?

    I was at school with this muppet!

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    Another guy from our year told me about this a few days ago and I said to him 'The only thing that surprises me is that Dougie is still alive'.

    He lived just around the corner and has been a waste of space his entire life. All that ever seemed to be on his mind was doing bad things, guy is nasty to the bone. His neighbours would not go on holiday unless Dougie was in the jail as he would break into their houses! Seventy-two convictions?!! When is enough enough? Can't we just put wasters like Dougie on an island somewhere and forget about them?

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    Is there such a thing as a negative IQ?

    I like your island idea, as long as there are lepers involved.
    What's the difference between red and green?

    Apparently nothing if you’re on a bike.

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    He looks like an unheathy 72 on a bad day
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Here's more stupid crooks. YouTube is loaded with videos like this:
    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/aB8fplh21hk?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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    That island idea was called Australia.

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    I say we exterminate all similar lifeforms. Remove them from the gene pool and reduce the over crowding of our beautiful planet all in one instance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte View Post
    I like your island idea, as long as there are lepers involved.
    Seriously, there are loads of islands off the North of Scotland nobody gives a s*** about. Just dump the scumbags on one. Either that or stick them in a locked football stadium a thousand at a time and tell them only one gets out alive. Like Battle Royale?

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    He looks like an unheathy 72 on a bad day
    Junkies always look like that eh? Dougie was a pioneer. He was a junkie at a time when most people didn't know what a junkie was. The guy who told me about this was talking to another guy who knew Dougie and he said that all of the other junkie pals that Dougie had are dead. I'm really surprised he's still alive.

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    he is dead, he's just well preserved.

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