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    Wife of 5 months

    Could my wife of 5 months be cheating on me? We haven't had sex since before we got married. We don't sleep in the same bed. She sleeps on the couch every night. She is constantly texting someone. She is constantly yelling at me for no reason.

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    Why'd you let her out of the kitchen?

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    Uh ya. But more obviously its over. Might as well get out now because it ain't working. Do you really need us to tell you this? I'm a bit skeptical on this story...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Why'd you let her out of the kitchen?
    LMFAO

    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Uh ya. But more obviously its over. Might as well get out now because it ain't working. Do you really need us to tell you this? I'm a bit skeptical on this story...
    True dat ^^^ it's over and this story was made up while dreaming of the one you wish you were with. "WAKE UP BOY! You're going to be late for school"
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    What's going on around here lately? We've got increased troll action, old members coming out of long slumber, human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucke View Post
    Could my wife of 5 months be cheating on me? We haven't had sex since before we got married. We don't sleep in the same bed. She sleeps on the couch every night. She is constantly texting someone. She is constantly yelling at me for no reason.

    alucke
    Is she hot?

    Lets see some pics....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Is she hot?

    Lets see some pics....
    She's so innocent...
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    going to need more details. Just kidding don't need to be Shelock bones to figure out
    either you've really pissed her off or it's just over.
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    Is she from outta Town or something??
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    I only banged her once, now she wont leave me alone.

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    Wife of 5 months

    Quote Originally Posted by alucke View Post
    Could my wife of 5 months be cheating on me? We haven't had sex since before we got married. We don't sleep in the same bed. She sleeps on the couch every night. She is constantly texting someone. She is constantly yelling at me for no reason.

    alucke
    Sorry, this is not very convincing. I think there is a lot of potential here, but the execution is off. Can you try again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Sleeps on the couch? she could be afraid of farting in front of you. Also she is prolly sexting, not texting.
    Maybe she caught him riding a carbon frame?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Nah, she might be NicoleB-28. She's a royal, whore-*****.
    I like my trolls less stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Nah, she might be NicoleB-28. She's a royal, whore-*****.



    Rainman or Foreskin Gump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Oh snap! I ****ed with the internet sista!
    I'm guessing you have a nice record of picking on a real, live women too.
    Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    I'm guessing you have a nice record of picking on a real, live women too.




    Just his mom, he is a pre-teen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Just his mom, he is a pre-teen.
    Well, that's what happens to a boy when your mother spends all her time sexting other men, yelling at her husband, and sleeping on the couch.
    Last edited by Slow Danger; 12-07-2013 at 06:33 PM.
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    Wft is going on around here?

    OP if your serious (I'm doubtful), it's over my friend. Pack your S and get out of there.

    Carbonsucks - For real? C'mon you got to try harder than that. Attacking Nicole.... She will rip you to shreds, watch out now..
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    Nice sock/troll thread....
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    This carbon jackass troll has already been outed by AZ in the General forum. He's Eric Bravery the jerkoff who got banned a week or so ago for trolling the boards. Mainly from his "Why would you buy a carbon bike" thread.

    The thread that got him banned AKA Eric Bravery. Go towards the end Why would you buy a carbon mountain bike?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Nicole farts so hard that she can fill the sails of Christopher Columbus's, ship and blow it to Hong Kong.

    Lets see her touch that.....lol.
    Hmmm, never was a truer word... etc etc... By the way, is your first name really Carbon? It does fit...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Hmmm, never was a truer word... etc etc... By the way, is your first name really Carbon? It does fit...
    He'll be banned again any moment now...waiting...waiting....waiting....
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    Thanks for quoting everything guys. I went out for a walk and missed the whole show.
    I have a device that can access the total knowledge of man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers.

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    ^ you're not Robinson Crusoe there TN

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    The perils of living on the Pacific. All the good stuff happens before 9:15 PST.
    I have a device that can access the total knowledge of man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers.

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