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    Wife of 5 months

    Could my wife of 5 months be cheating on me? We haven't had sex since before we got married. We don't sleep in the same bed. She sleeps on the couch every night. She is constantly texting someone. She is constantly yelling at me for no reason.

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    Why'd you let her out of the kitchen?

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    Uh ya. But more obviously its over. Might as well get out now because it ain't working. Do you really need us to tell you this? I'm a bit skeptical on this story...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Why'd you let her out of the kitchen?
    LMFAO

    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Uh ya. But more obviously its over. Might as well get out now because it ain't working. Do you really need us to tell you this? I'm a bit skeptical on this story...
    True dat ^^^ it's over and this story was made up while dreaming of the one you wish you were with. "WAKE UP BOY! You're going to be late for school"
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    What's going on around here lately? We've got increased troll action, old members coming out of long slumber, human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucke View Post
    Could my wife of 5 months be cheating on me? We haven't had sex since before we got married. We don't sleep in the same bed. She sleeps on the couch every night. She is constantly texting someone. She is constantly yelling at me for no reason.

    alucke
    Is she hot?

    Lets see some pics....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    Is she hot?

    Lets see some pics....
    She's so innocent...
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    going to need more details. Just kidding don't need to be Shelock bones to figure out
    either you've really pissed her off or it's just over.
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    Is she from outta Town or something??
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    I only banged her once, now she wont leave me alone.

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    Wife of 5 months

    Quote Originally Posted by alucke View Post
    Could my wife of 5 months be cheating on me? We haven't had sex since before we got married. We don't sleep in the same bed. She sleeps on the couch every night. She is constantly texting someone. She is constantly yelling at me for no reason.

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    Sorry, this is not very convincing. I think there is a lot of potential here, but the execution is off. Can you try again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Sleeps on the couch? she could be afraid of farting in front of you. Also she is prolly sexting, not texting.
    Maybe she caught him riding a carbon frame?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Nah, she might be NicoleB-28. She's a royal, whore-*****.
    I like my trolls less stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Nah, she might be NicoleB-28. She's a royal, whore-*****.



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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Oh snap! I ****ed with the internet sista!
    I'm guessing you have a nice record of picking on a real, live women too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    I'm guessing you have a nice record of picking on a real, live women too.




    Just his mom, he is a pre-teen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Just his mom, he is a pre-teen.
    Well, that's what happens to a boy when your mother spends all her time sexting other men, yelling at her husband, and sleeping on the couch.
    Last edited by Slow Danger; 12-07-2013 at 06:33 PM.

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    Wft is going on around here?

    OP if your serious (I'm doubtful), it's over my friend. Pack your S and get out of there.

    Carbonsucks - For real? C'mon you got to try harder than that. Attacking Nicole.... She will rip you to shreds, watch out now..
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    Nice sock/troll thread....

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    This carbon jackass troll has already been outed by AZ in the General forum. He's Eric Bravery the jerkoff who got banned a week or so ago for trolling the boards. Mainly from his "Why would you buy a carbon bike" thread.

    The thread that got him banned AKA Eric Bravery. Go towards the end Why would you buy a carbon mountain bike?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonsucks View Post
    Nicole farts so hard that she can fill the sails of Christopher Columbus's, ship and blow it to Hong Kong.

    Lets see her touch that.....lol.
    Hmmm, never was a truer word... etc etc... By the way, is your first name really Carbon? It does fit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Hmmm, never was a truer word... etc etc... By the way, is your first name really Carbon? It does fit...
    He'll be banned again any moment now...waiting...waiting....waiting....

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    Thanks for quoting everything guys. I went out for a walk and missed the whole show.
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    ^ you're not Robinson Crusoe there TN

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    The perils of living on the Pacific. All the good stuff happens before 9:15 PST.
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    wait did I miss carbon aka eric getting banned again doh. Serves me right for going to sleep.

    edit: Sorry they didn't ban him they annihilated him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    wait did I miss carbon aka eric getting banned again doh. Serves me right for going to sleep.
    Oh wow apparently so. All his posts under the name carbonsucks have been deleted as well. Party Time!!
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    Let's party!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Let's party!!!!
    I'll toast to that....
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    I don't understand this whole thread...

    You have the whole bed to yourself, She doesn't make you talk about your "feelings", hopefully whoever she is texting has a job...

    Is she in any way interfering with your riding? What's the trouble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xycarp View Post
    I don't understand this whole thread...

    You have the whole bed to yourself, She doesn't make you talk about your "feelings", hopefully whoever she is texting has a job...

    Is she in any way interfering with your riding? What's the trouble?
    The trouble is that he has signed half (or more) his life away the minute he got married. This is all fine and dandy until the divorce happens. And why stay married if you're miserable? He's trapped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alucke View Post
    Could my wife of 5 months be cheating on me? We haven't had sex since before we got married. We don't sleep in the same bed. She sleeps on the couch every night. She is constantly texting someone. She is constantly yelling at me for no reason.

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    Am sure that this thread is a pure sockfest, yet others made many good points, I'll just add this..
    One only gets what they paid for. Really what did you expect from an internet Bosnian bride?
    Yeah, before you were married, she was your sex slave, and since you put that ring on her - she now owns you.
    Believe it dude, you ARE still getting screwed, and not in the good way. Time to buy her a road bike.

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    "internet Bosnian bride"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    "internet Bosnian bride"...
    are they better or worse than a mail order Russian bride?
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    What would the relationship be like if the OP wasn't endowed like a Gerbil?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    are they better or worse than a mail order Russian bride?
    Russian/Bosnian. Same thing, only different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    "internet Bosnian bride"...
    My neighbor bought a Russian Bride. Sorry... I see her heading out 1 or 2x a week blowing dough on wardrobe to make her look all Hollywood. Sad...and I wonder is the f*cking he's getting worth the f*cking he's getting? Don't think so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    My neighbor bought a Russian Bride. Sorry... I see her heading out 1 or 2x a week blowing dough on wardrobe to make her look all Hollywood. Sad...and I wonder is the f*cking he's getting worth the f*cking he's getting? Don't think so...
    There is only one word to answer such a complex question...

    "NO"

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    Absalootlyfvckingnot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    What would the relationship be like if the OP wasn't endowed like a Gerbil?
    So what your saying is the O.P dresses to the middle rather than to the left or right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So what your saying is the O.P dresses to the middle rather than to the left or right.
    I think that gerbils don't so much 'dress' and 'gently protrude'...
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    And not a word from the OP. Tisk tisk shows a real lack of commitment there.
    Then again maybe he went for a ride? Hope his lady didn't take him for a hike before he saw my post!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carverboy View Post
    And not a word from the OP. Tisk tisk shows a real lack of commitment there.
    Then again maybe he went for a ride? Hope his lady didn't take him for a hike before he saw my post!
    The OP is a very lame troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    wait did I miss carbon aka eric getting banned again doh. Serves me right for going to sleep.

    edit: Sorry they didn't ban him they annihilated him.
    Well, as one who has been annihilated before as well I can tell you it ain't so bad. I never felt a thing, in fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    Well, as one who has been annihilated before as well I can tell you it ain't so bad. I never felt a thing, in fact.
    yes but you are smarter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    yes but you are smarter.
    Than the OP? So is my left boot.

    They just keep threatening me. I claim chemo-brain. They back off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Than the OP? So is my left boot.

    They just keep threatening me. I claim chemo-brain. They back off.
    ... except CHUM. He's not falling for it.
    no he is smarter than carbonsucks/eric.thebrave
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    On a more serious note: Will a 29er make my penis look smaller?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    On a more serious note: Will a 29er make my penis look smaller?
    No, nothing will. There are absolutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    no he is smarter than carbonsucks/eric.thebrave
    I'm sticking with my first answer Regis. So's my left boot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    I'm sticking with my first answer Regis. So's my left boot.
    so your right one isn't so smart?
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