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    "The White Flag Is Out"

    We're heading in to our final lap boys and girls, ladies and gentleman and seniors of all ages. Tomorrow [Saturday] is the closing of the poll. So if you want to make a difference in this race the seniors have the poll position. So step on the gas and pass them up kiddies if you can. The checkered flag is on the horizon.

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    The French saved our bacon during the Revolutionary War

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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    The French saved our bacon during the Revolutionary War

    And they gave us yummy toast.
    And a sloppy kiss and a croissant and……
    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And a sloppy kiss and a croissant and……
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    French kisses
    Hey you repeated what I said.
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    And the Hot Air Balloon and.....
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    "The White Flag Is Out"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    The French saved our bacon during the Revolutionary War

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    Yes but us Canadians and Americans save their hinnies twice since then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    maids
    With pie..French silk.
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    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Hawg, I admit, French Maids are awesome to look at, but have you ever actually hired one as a maid? They suck at it. All they do is sit around looking annoyed and smoking cigarettes, and then expect you to hand over the maid fee before they leave.

    If you need some real cleaning done, hire an old Russian woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    French toast
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    All said alrrady except rolls, tickler,mustard.

    Italian …… spaghetti…
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Hawg, I admit, French Maids are awesome to look at, but have you ever actually hired one as a maid? They suck at it. All they do is sit around looking annoyed and smoking cigarettes, and then expect you to hand over the maid fee before they leave.

    If you need some real cleaning done, hire an old
    Russian woman.
    Hawg went to bed I'll answer for him.
    Can I opt for a young Russian woman instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Hawg, I admit, French Maids are awesome to look at, but have you ever actually hired one as a maid? They suck at it. All they do is sit around looking annoyed and smoking cigarettes, and then expect you to hand over the maid fee before they leave.

    If you need some real cleaning done, hire an old Russian woman.
    No I haven't. The gems here in the West for house cleaners who do excellent work are the Mexican girls.

    Oh, and net, I wouldn't hire a French Maid for "house cleaning". And there ain't no damned smokers aloud in or around my home!!!

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    Both the french pastie and the french pastry. Full disclosure: I've covered my nipples in croissants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Full disclosure: I've covered my nipples in croissants.
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    Maz that is because it made it easier for them to retreat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Maz that is because it made it easier for them to retreat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by targnik View Post
    So I shoot off all full of bravado, hit this wee booter - grabbing some air, then I land - leading into a greasy rut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Settertude View Post
    The water spaniel from which came the English Setter.
    And the Brittany Spaniel otherwise know as the Brittany.The name was shortened years ago. Bread from an english Setter and a French Land Spaniel. We had two growing up. One in the dark liver color and one in the red. Awesome dog's!
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    I have two friends between them have 4 French Brits.
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