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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Well?

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    I love Kalua Pig. Fresh from the Imu is the best.

    Wait.

    We aren't talking kalua pig right?



    If we are talking about our good ol' friend A-Hawg, then how about you start and I'm sure the rest of the OC will chime in.
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    Hawg has got to ride with us....before he gets roasted.
    "The ONLY person who needs to race.....is the entrant"

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    What have you got in mind BOD?
    Rotesserie style? Big fat Hawg on a spit of an open fire?
    Should we smoke him slowly for hours and hours?
    Howabout an old school Southern in ground roast?
    Full on luau with hula dancers?

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    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    ^Edible from the rooter, to the pooter....
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    Make sure you marinade me in my urine before I go onto the skewer.

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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Skewer? I thought we were going Hawaiian with you--buried with hot coals and banana leaves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Skewer? I thought we were going Hawaiian with you--buried with hot coals and banana leaves.
    Do we have to put him out first, or throw him in the pit still squirmin'?
    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    squirming, kicking, and squealing please,.. w/o blindfold and guts intact but you can castrate me first if you are not into eating pig nuts (a delicacy).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    squirming, kicking, and squealing please,.. w/o blindfold and guts intact but you can castrate me first if you are not into eating pig nuts (a delicacy).
    Walnuts, chestnuts, chinnuts, but no hawgnuts. I know a few wives that would like their husbands, though.

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    I had no idea this was the kind of roast you guys were talkin' about. Looks like I'm in the wrong forum....
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I had no idea this was the kind of roast you guys were talkin' about. Looks like I'm in the wrong forum....
    You were looking for funny haha kinda roast?
    Don't we do that on a daily basis around here anyways?
    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    uh-ohhh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    What have you got in mind BOD?
    Rotesserie style? Big fat Hawg on a spit of an open fire?
    Should we smoke him slowly for hours and hours?
    Howabout an old school Southern in ground roast?
    Full on luau with hula dancers?

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    NOTICE TO ALL VEGETARIANS AND ANIMAL LOVERS.

    LOOK AT HOW MUCH THIS PIG IS LOVING BEING PUT ON THE SPIT AND COOKED, HE CANT WIPE THAT SMILE OFF HE'S FACE.

    This proves animals love being eaten, they are born to be in our bellies....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

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    HE CANT WIPE THAT SMILE OFF HE'S FACE.

    Can't.
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    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    NOTICE TO ALL VEGETARIANS AND ANIMAL LOVERS.

    LOOK AT HOW MUCH THIS PIG IS LOVING BEING PUT ON THE SPIT AND COOKED, HE CANT WIPE THAT SMILE OFF HE'S FACE.

    This proves animals love being eaten, they are born to be in our bellies....
    Even pigs know that by being cooked, they become so much more. BACON!!!

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    You guys forgot to put an apple in my mouth so here ya go!
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    Because you wanted a urine marinade, wouldn't it be better
    to put a turd in your mouth?

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    Sure, that's fine. Whatever you guys think will make me taste the best for dinner tonight.
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    I want to pump you full of jizz. oh yeah!






    wait, did that come out wrong?

    It was supposed to.
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    Hawg are you Bob Filner? I figured the way you act most of the time, you must be him.

    So to help you in the long run with your tendency's here is a video for some wisdom.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/yl-lKfz5wg0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    its about that time...it *is* ramadan after all.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Because you wanted a urine marinade, wouldn't it be better
    to put a turd in your mouth?
    It couldn't make him taste any worse than he does now.
    Its all ****s and Giggles until somebody Giggles and ****s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Hawg are you Bob Filner? I figured the way you act most of the time, you must be him.
    "most of the time"?!!! Not ALL OF THE TIME?!!!

    Hutch, this is the internet, nothing here is real so I will be anyone or anything you want. In fact you are the last living human soul on Earth. Everyone you see around you outside or on TV or online are all an act. It's all fake. All part of a grand master scheme to keep you entertained, to keep you believing. Nobody here is real either. We are all CGIs. Humanity went extinct in December of 2012 when the world actually did end. Yes, it really did end. All souls were lost in the blink of an eye...except for one...yours. Now it's up to you to keep the spirit of mankind alive. You can do it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    "most of the time"?!!! Not ALL OF THE TIME?!!!

    Hutch, this is the internet, nothing here is real so I will be anyone or anything you want. In fact you are the last living human soul on Earth. Everyone you see around you outside or on TV or online are all an act. It's all fake. All part of a grand master scheme to keep you entertained, to keep you believing. Nobody here is real either. We are all CGIs. Humanity went extinct in December of 2012 when the world actually did end. Yes, it really did end. All souls were lost in the blink of an eye...except for one...yours. Now it's up to you to keep the spirit of mankind alive. You can do it...

    Legal Disclosure: No animals were injured, harmed, abused, or mistreated during the end of the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    Not sure where the hatred came from? You blaming me for making OC go in a direction to your distaste?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Not sure where the hatred came from? You blaming me for making OC go in a direction to your distaste?
    I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
    Sounds like you have a problem with it, whatever it is? BTW, what exactly defines the issue? If I'm doing something wrong here, I'd like to make any necessary adjustments.

    EDIT: Oh, wait. This is just part of the roast, huh? Now i get it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Sounds like you have a problem with it, whatever it is? BTW, what exactly defines the issue? If I'm doing something wrong here, I'd like to make any necessary adjustments.

    EDIT: Oh, wait. This is just part of the roast, huh? Now i get it!!!
    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
    Then I urge you to start a poll here asking the masses whether I should stay or leave forever... whatever the results, I would abide to honorably.

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    ^^
    This is why we can't have nice things.

    I come back to the site, make some roast posts to Hawg and everybody loses their mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    ^^
    This is why we can't have nice things.

    I come back to the site, make some roast posts to Hawg and everybody loses their mind.
    Nice try Hutch. There is rage in your blood even though you're calling it playful. Playful people don't type "I'd like to kick you in the teeth...".

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    LOL, wow. Rage?!!!!!! LOL? LULZ? People calling me a sock?

    The only thing in my blood is Leukocytes and Erythrocytes. Then again "off camber" has gone off camber over the past few months, kind of like YOU brought up but no need to take that out on you. So... sorry for the butthurtz everyone. I'm gonna go in my "kitchen" and make some dinner.

    Here...to change the mood of this thread and of current times when no "roasting or insults of joking nature" can be tolerated let's hold hands and rejoice.....

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/vo9AH4vG2wA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Ahh, ****, that's religious.

    Um....

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/d-diB65scQU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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    Hutch is fun to mess with. He get's all worked up.

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    No Bob, I'm fine. Thank you for your concern and no you can not touch me.
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    Okay, new guy "troll" to the OC. You are the reason why OC has become what it has become. Go away now. Shoo. Also sorry for the neg rep man. That response back about a fictional movie must have ruffled your feathers. Then again, I did serve for this country and thought it was a good quote. So, go on.....

    There will be no crickets. Unless someone told you to remove your comment, or you try make me look bad, which it won't.


    "Hey nice quote, isn't that a line from the fictional movie" Something along those lines David?
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    Hey! This is my roast isn't it? Pick on ME, please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by daves4mtb View Post
    I suggest Preparation H. "10-4 good buddy!"
    That is the best you have, troll? Did you sign the waiver before entering Off camber? Are you 18? Over 54 inches or have an adult present?

    Hawg, sorry for this lame excuse for a member ruining your spot light. Just like every other troll trying to start a problem in the OC.
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    All right so this one time Hawg and I were riding in SoCal and as we pasted this hot chick and I turn around to see his reaction, only to see him fall down the side of a cliff. As most of his bones where being broke on the way down, he shouted TITS OR GTFO. Just like the old perv he is.

    RIP Stumpjumper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    All right so this one time Hawg and I were riding in SoCal and as we pasted this hot chick and I turn around to see his reaction, only to see him fall down the side of a cliff. As most of his bones where being broke on the way down, he shouted TITS OR GTFO. Just like the old perv he is.

    RIP Stumpjumper.
    LOL! Close, really close...but it was an Epic.

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    No, it was an epic crash. You fell so hard you forgot it was a stumpy or is that your old age acting up again?
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    Ummm, ummm (senior moment)...

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    I don't eat pork, but I could make a salad or bake a cake?

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    Hutch and Big T, its nice to see you both back. You
    have really been missed around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I don't eat pork, but I could make a salad or bake a cake?

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    So that means you don't eat bacon?
    Sometimes, I question the value of my content.

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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Everyone eats bacon, even vegans. Especially Hawg bacon.
    "Your opinion may vary, but it's stupid." -Rich Dillen

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    I've tried Soy Bacon... but if the bacon lovers tried it they would probably notice the difference.

    Bacon With A Vegan! Recipe - Food.com - 318406
    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    That's classic stuff there, 'licious.

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    So, anyone know of any good bacon recipe's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    So, anyone know of any good bacon recipe's?
    You kidding me? You already know the best recipe for makin' bacon

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