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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Well?
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    I love Kalua Pig. Fresh from the Imu is the best.

    Wait.

    We aren't talking kalua pig right?



    If we are talking about our good ol' friend A-Hawg, then how about you start and I'm sure the rest of the OC will chime in.
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    Hawg has got to ride with us....before he gets roasted.
    "The mind will quit....well before the body does"

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    What have you got in mind BOD?
    Rotesserie style? Big fat Hawg on a spit of an open fire?
    Should we smoke him slowly for hours and hours?
    Howabout an old school Southern in ground roast?
    Full on luau with hula dancers?

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    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    ^Edible from the rooter, to the pooter....
    "The mind will quit....well before the body does"

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    Make sure you marinade me in my urine before I go onto the skewer.
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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Skewer? I thought we were going Hawaiian with you--buried with hot coals and banana leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Skewer? I thought we were going Hawaiian with you--buried with hot coals and banana leaves.
    Do we have to put him out first, or throw him in the pit still squirmin'?
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    squirming, kicking, and squealing please,.. w/o blindfold and guts intact but you can castrate me first if you are not into eating pig nuts (a delicacy).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    squirming, kicking, and squealing please,.. w/o blindfold and guts intact but you can castrate me first if you are not into eating pig nuts (a delicacy).
    Walnuts, chestnuts, chinnuts, but no hawgnuts. I know a few wives that would like their husbands, though.
    "i'll brazilian when YOU do boy, right around the ol' rusty star. Actually, whole fruit bowl. Get on it!" NicoleB

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    I had no idea this was the kind of roast you guys were talkin' about. Looks like I'm in the wrong forum....
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

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    I had no idea this was the kind of roast you guys were talkin' about. Looks like I'm in the wrong forum....
    You were looking for funny haha kinda roast?
    Don't we do that on a daily basis around here anyways?
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    uh-ohhh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    What have you got in mind BOD?
    Rotesserie style? Big fat Hawg on a spit of an open fire?
    Should we smoke him slowly for hours and hours?
    Howabout an old school Southern in ground roast?
    Full on luau with hula dancers?

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    NOTICE TO ALL VEGETARIANS AND ANIMAL LOVERS.

    LOOK AT HOW MUCH THIS PIG IS LOVING BEING PUT ON THE SPIT AND COOKED, HE CANT WIPE THAT SMILE OFF HE'S FACE.

    This proves animals love being eaten, they are born to be in our bellies....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    HE CANT WIPE THAT SMILE OFF HE'S FACE.

    Can't.
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    This.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    NOTICE TO ALL VEGETARIANS AND ANIMAL LOVERS.

    LOOK AT HOW MUCH THIS PIG IS LOVING BEING PUT ON THE SPIT AND COOKED, HE CANT WIPE THAT SMILE OFF HE'S FACE.

    This proves animals love being eaten, they are born to be in our bellies....
    Even pigs know that by being cooked, they become so much more. BACON!!!

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    You guys forgot to put an apple in my mouth so here ya go!
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?-130805_0006.jpg  

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    Because you wanted a urine marinade, wouldn't it be better
    to put a turd in your mouth?

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    Sure, that's fine. Whatever you guys think will make me taste the best for dinner tonight.
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    I want to pump you full of jizz. oh yeah!






    wait, did that come out wrong?

    It was supposed to.
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    Hawg are you Bob Filner? I figured the way you act most of the time, you must be him.

    So to help you in the long run with your tendency's here is a video for some wisdom.

    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    its about that time...it *is* ramadan after all.
    If you arent bleeding, you arent riding hard enough.
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    When are we gonna have a Hawg Roast?

    Quote Originally Posted by John Kuhl View Post
    Because you wanted a urine marinade, wouldn't it be better
    to put a turd in your mouth?
    It couldn't make him taste any worse than he does now.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hutch3637 View Post
    Hawg are you Bob Filner? I figured the way you act most of the time, you must be him.
    "most of the time"?!!! Not ALL OF THE TIME?!!!

    Hutch, this is the internet, nothing here is real so I will be anyone or anything you want. In fact you are the last living human soul on Earth. Everyone you see around you outside or on TV or online are all an act. It's all fake. All part of a grand master scheme to keep you entertained, to keep you believing. Nobody here is real either. We are all CGIs. Humanity went extinct in December of 2012 when the world actually did end. Yes, it really did end. All souls were lost in the blink of an eye...except for one...yours. Now it's up to you to keep the spirit of mankind alive. You can do it...

    Legal Disclosure: No animals were injured, harmed, abused, or mistreated during the end of the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    "most of the time"?!!! Not ALL OF THE TIME?!!!

    Hutch, this is the internet, nothing here is real so I will be anyone or anything you want. In fact you are the last living human soul on Earth. Everyone you see around you outside or on TV or online are all an act. It's all fake. All part of a grand master scheme to keep you entertained, to keep you believing. Nobody here is real either. We are all CGIs. Humanity went extinct in December of 2012 when the world actually did end. Yes, it really did end. All souls were lost in the blink of an eye...except for one...yours. Now it's up to you to keep the spirit of mankind alive. You can do it...

    Legal Disclosure: No animals were injured, harmed, abused, or mistreated during the end of the world.
    I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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