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    When Animals Attack Thread

    I'm cracking up


    Here's a better version:
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    That is hilarious but the question remains why was she filming herself as a selfie. Pretty damn funny though.
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    something is wrong with my computer, I can't watch videos and I can't post pics!!! GRRRR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    something is wrong with my computer, I can't watch videos and I can't post pics!!! GRRRR!
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    Oh HELL no!

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Oh HELL no!
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    Working on his bike when he spotted a strange looking spider sitting on his saddle
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    ^ Wow, the rust on the underside of that saddle is DISGUSTING!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post


    Working on his bike when he spotted a strange looking spider sitting on his saddle
    That's funny! Jumpers are really beneficial little guys. I hope you guys all are in the habit of "moving" them to more appropriate places when you find them in your way.

    They eat the bugs that we don't want around, like flies, and they catch them by eyesight, not webbing.

    They are the coyotes of the spider world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post


    Working on his bike when he spotted a strange looking spider sitting on his saddle
    Hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    That's funny! Jumpers are really beneficial little guys. I hope you guys all are in the habit of "moving" them to more appropriate places when you find them in your way.

    They eat the bugs that we don't want around, like flies, and they catch them by eyesight, not webbing.

    They are the coyotes of the spider world.
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    Baaaaaaaa-d sheep. Words I never thought I'd utter.

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    You came to the wrong hood, mofo

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    ^^ LOL!



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    ...fade to black

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    ...fade to black

    I knew a guy back in the nineties who was in charge of the Rhinos and Elephants at the a Wild Animal Park in San Diego. There was a baby Rhino identical to him ^^^^ named Tank. I was fortunate enough to be let in his enclosure to play with him. The cutest funniest little character ever. He would run from one wall to the other and put his head down like he was charging and then stop at the last second, a bluff charge. Definitely a cherished memory that I'll probably never get the chance to experience again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Not going to be "Sacred" for long.
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    Never turn your back on a Billy goat

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    The Concealed Carry folks need to jump into this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HPIguy View Post
    and this is what the look like when they do strike, taken from the bird thread for those that don't frequent there.


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    Tie me camel down sport. Tie me camel down ....oops nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Tie me camel down sport. Tie me camel down ....oops nope.
    Holy crap!

    Is that a giant camel loogy on the guy's hair or did he get a "white fright stripe" from the experience?

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    Attack planning.



    This poor grunt missed the briefing.


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    grounded!

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    Is that Australia?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Is that Australia?
    Perfect, but you normally see those signs at camp grounds, not suburban streets.
    Sure is mate but the drop bears here look more like a polar bear than a koala bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    Ya know when they say keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and do not feed the animals?...

    Guess he missed that part.

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    Or this...

    What could possibly go wrong????

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Awesome!

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    Ernie the Giant Chicken fights back

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Ernie the Giant Chicken fights back

    Clearly, the chicken smelled fear on the anchorman....

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    ^ lucky he didn't end up with an Earnhardt injury from hitting the back of his head on that trailer.

    Looking at the last several gifs, there's a lot of dumbasses in the world. I'm no country boy but I know that a horse, cow, and even a chicken are not to be messed with.

    My father in law kept some chickens and a rooster and I dreaded when he'd go away because then it was up to me to feed those things. It was all funny when the rooster would flog me, but one day it tried to flog my FIL and next stop was a hot fryer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    ^ lucky he didn't end up with an Earnhardt injury from hitting the back of his head on that trailer.

    Looking at the last several gifs, there's a lot of dumbasses in the world. I'm no country boy but I know that a horse, cow, and even a chicken are not to be messed with.

    My father in law kept some chickens and a rooster and I dreaded when he'd go away because then it was up to me to feed those things. It was all funny when the rooster would flog me, but one day it tried to flog my FIL and next stop was a hot fryer.
    Yes, his head did come close, but like they say, no ceeegar.
    Also note that beer was involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    Yes, his head did come close, but like they say, no ceeegar.
    Also note that beer was involved.
    Lol! Looks like a "hold my beer and watch this" moment.
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    This is getting to be my favorite thread!

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    I was looking for the "when animals masturbate" thread, but this will have to do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    Perfect, but you normally see those signs at camp grounds, not suburban streets.
    Sure is mate but the drop bears here look more like a polar bear than a koala bear.

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    There's most likely a good reason they're not called "Cuddly Whales".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Wow. Don't let net see this or he's likely to drive up to Detroit and set that boy straight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Wow. Don't let net see this or he's likely to drive up to Detroit and set that boy straight.
    He's probably just about there already...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    He's probably just about there already...
    That's probably why he hasn't been around much lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    That's probably why he hasn't been around much lately.
    You're probably right. I have a feeling he knew about that link long before I posted it. Watch the headlines closely...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    You're probably right. I have a feeling he knew about that link long before I posted it. Watch the headlines closely...
    net knows everything about Lana so I agree, he must have heard about this awhile ago. Go net go!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    net knows everything about Lana so I agree, he must have heard about this awhile ago. Go net go!!!
    Yes, go net go... but....don't go too far. Just beat the guy to within one inch of his life, not one inch beyond it. Praying....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Yes, go net go... but....don't go too far. Just beat the guy to within one inch of his life, not one inch beyond it. Praying....
    He better be careful. That eminem fella is pretty small. It might be a fine line between giving him a whipping and killing him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Yes, go net go... but....don't go too far. Just beat the guy to within one inch of his life, not one inch beyond it. Praying....
    It would be a shame if net missed out on rOCtoberfest.

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    He better be careful. That eminem fella is pretty small. It might be a fine line between giving him a whipping and killing him.

    And the the world will have lost another musical genius.
    Yes that would be sad. Although the other Detroit rappers would have something to rap about if net did happen to cross the line.
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    So he starts chasing, you start riding faster, you look around and he's still there, you ride faster, you look around and he is still chasing.

    At what point do you get off and start swinging your bike at him?

    In what state of mind is it better to leave your bike on the trail and decide you are safer running from the bear? So glad we only have drop bears to worry about, oh and snakes, spiders, boar, dogs, emu, and even wallabies to worry about.


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    emu, that's a fake video.

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    how do you know? This isn't the tell a lie thread you know.

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    I think Hawg's right on this. I see at least three potential tell tale signs of fakery here. One is that the bear is exhibiting highly unusual behavior. That guy should either be faceless or dead at the first encounter. Two, bears don't just gallop along trying to keep up. They either leave you alone or go all in, no in between. Three, there are two bears in the video. Bear #1 is a lighter colored grizzly whereas Bear #2 has a darker coat.

    I'll give the author credit, it's a fairly good edit. I bet our very own net wurker could come up with something about as good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I bet our very own net wurker could come up with something about as good.

    I would not get off and start swinging my bike at Hucking kitty. I'd be leaving burning tire tracks. !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    I would not get off and start swinging my bike at Hucking kitty. I'd be leaving burning tire tracks. !!
    For sure!
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    how do you know? This isn't the tell a lie thread you know.
    The most obvious way to tell (other than that the bear looks implanted into the video) is that a bear would not chase anyone or anything for that long, They are incapable of keeping that pace for very long.

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    If a bear was after me you would hear a lot more than me breathing. Things
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    So he starts chasing, you start riding faster, you look around and he's still there, you ride faster, you look around and he is still chasing.

    At what point do you get off and start swinging your bike at him?

    In what state of mind is it better to leave your bike on the trail and decide you are safer running from the bear? So glad we only have drop bears to worry about, oh and snakes, spiders, boar, dogs, emu, and even wallabies to worry about.


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    Sorry emu but I must agree with Hawgs acute sense of picking out the obvious.

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    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    Torn between the raccoon thread and this one, since it's more of an "attack" I chose to post here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornfield View Post
    Torn between the raccoon thread and this one, since it's more of an "attack" I chose to post here.
    Pretty damn funny but I call FAKE on this one as well. A pet raccoon thrown by one person to another. Raccoons don't jump or fly. They climb and scamper. I see them almost every week scampering and scurrying up trees.
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    pet 'coon or dead 'coon? I call dead, look at the way it just flops on the ground.

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    When Road Kill Attacks
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    It has a mean left hook for road kill

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    Yeah I got your "SQUIRREL!" right here...


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    LOL...nazi cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    LOL...nazi cat.


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    Young eagle vs older Bald Eagle vs Magpies vs Carcass! (capture on trail cam in Minnesota)

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    F*ck Cancer

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    Shhhhhh! Do not speak.

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    Bro that's not a dog, that's a kitten!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Whoa, that took me by surprise.
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    He'll return one day

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    My daughter's hound got sprayed in the face by a skunk last night, does that count as an attack?
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