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    When Animals Attack Thread

    I'm cracking up


    Here's a better version:
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    That is hilarious but the question remains why was she filming herself as a selfie. Pretty damn funny though.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    something is wrong with my computer, I can't watch videos and I can't post pics!!! GRRRR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    something is wrong with my computer, I can't watch videos and I can't post pics!!! GRRRR!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Oh HELL no!

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Oh HELL no!
    Indeed.


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    Working on his bike when he spotted a strange looking spider sitting on his saddle
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    ^ Wow, the rust on the underside of that saddle is DISGUSTING!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    Indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post


    Working on his bike when he spotted a strange looking spider sitting on his saddle
    That's funny! Jumpers are really beneficial little guys. I hope you guys all are in the habit of "moving" them to more appropriate places when you find them in your way.

    They eat the bugs that we don't want around, like flies, and they catch them by eyesight, not webbing.

    They are the coyotes of the spider world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I'm cracking up



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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post


    Working on his bike when he spotted a strange looking spider sitting on his saddle
    Hilarious!
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    That's funny! Jumpers are really beneficial little guys. I hope you guys all are in the habit of "moving" them to more appropriate places when you find them in your way.

    They eat the bugs that we don't want around, like flies, and they catch them by eyesight, not webbing.

    They are the coyotes of the spider world.
    Yep, spiderbro!

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    Baaaaaaaa-d sheep. Words I never thought I'd utter.

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    You came to the wrong hood, mofo

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    ^^ LOL!



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    "It's just a silly little bunny", LOL!!! I warned you!


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    ...fade to black

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    ...fade to black

    I knew a guy back in the nineties who was in charge of the Rhinos and Elephants at the a Wild Animal Park in San Diego. There was a baby Rhino identical to him ^^^^ named Tank. I was fortunate enough to be let in his enclosure to play with him. The cutest funniest little character ever. He would run from one wall to the other and put his head down like he was charging and then stop at the last second, a bluff charge. Definitely a cherished memory that I'll probably never get the chance to experience again.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Not going to be "Sacred" for long.
    The most expensive bike in the world is still cheaper than the cheapest open heart surgery.

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    Never turn your back on a Billy goat

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    The Concealed Carry folks need to jump into this thread.
    Stick around if you're housebroken...

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    Oh Deer

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    Quote Originally Posted by HPIguy View Post
    and this is what the look like when they do strike, taken from the bird thread for those that don't frequent there.


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    Tie me camel down sport. Tie me camel down ....oops nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Tie me camel down sport. Tie me camel down ....oops nope.
    Holy crap!

    Is that a giant camel loogy on the guy's hair or did he get a "white fright stripe" from the experience?

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    Attack planning.



    This poor grunt missed the briefing.


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    grounded!

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    Is that Australia?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    I'm picturing what's going through that Polar Bears mind.
    "Grrrrr damn loud snow machine..Grrrr"
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Is that Australia?
    Perfect, but you normally see those signs at camp grounds, not suburban streets.
    Sure is mate but the drop bears here look more like a polar bear than a koala bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
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    "These Canadian Snowmobiles are so much better tasting than those imported ones. They're more local and they just taste fresher."
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    Ya know when they say keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and do not feed the animals?...

    Guess he missed that part.

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    Or this...

    What could possibly go wrong????

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    Cheeky little monkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Awesome!

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    Ernie the Giant Chicken fights back

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Ernie the Giant Chicken fights back

    Clearly, the chicken smelled fear on the anchorman....

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    ^ lucky he didn't end up with an Earnhardt injury from hitting the back of his head on that trailer.

    Looking at the last several gifs, there's a lot of dumbasses in the world. I'm no country boy but I know that a horse, cow, and even a chicken are not to be messed with.

    My father in law kept some chickens and a rooster and I dreaded when he'd go away because then it was up to me to feed those things. It was all funny when the rooster would flog me, but one day it tried to flog my FIL and next stop was a hot fryer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    ^ lucky he didn't end up with an Earnhardt injury from hitting the back of his head on that trailer.

    Looking at the last several gifs, there's a lot of dumbasses in the world. I'm no country boy but I know that a horse, cow, and even a chicken are not to be messed with.

    My father in law kept some chickens and a rooster and I dreaded when he'd go away because then it was up to me to feed those things. It was all funny when the rooster would flog me, but one day it tried to flog my FIL and next stop was a hot fryer.
    Yes, his head did come close, but like they say, no ceeegar.
    Also note that beer was involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    Yes, his head did come close, but like they say, no ceeegar.
    Also note that beer was involved.
    Lol! Looks like a "hold my beer and watch this" moment.

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    This is getting to be my favorite thread!

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