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    What WOULD'NT You do for 1 MILLION DOLLARS ?

    Well i wouldnt kill somebody , but basically theres nothing i can think of thats so bad i would not do for 1 million.
    Whats your limits for the 1 million dollar challenge?
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    As long as I wasn't EVER going to be held liable for my actions, there isn't anything I WOULDN'T DO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    As long as I wasn't EVER going to be held liable for my actions, there isn't anything I WOULDN'T DO.
    /thread

    now if you said $100,000 - that could make it interesting...

    though i know Hawg's answer to that too...

    for him you have to go down to $350
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    I wouldn't burn a million and one dollars
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    /thread

    now if you said $100,000 - that could make it interesting...

    though i know Hawg's answer to that too...

    for him you have to go down to $350
    LOL! Oso, money has nothing to do with my reply. Let me clarify:

    As long as I wasn't EVER going to be held liable for my actions, there isn't anything I WOULDN'T DO (free of charge).
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    Drink a budweiser.
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    A million doesn't go very far these days.
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    What WOULD'NT You do for 1 MILLION DOLLARS ?

    Get naked in front of Tones! Lol nope! No way! Lol but seriously. Aside from hurting another human being there's not much
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerth View Post
    Get naked in front of Tones! ...
    is this you getting naked?
    Honestly... ahh I give up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    LOL! Oso, money has nothing to do with my reply. Let me clarify:

    As long as I wasn't EVER going to be held liable for my actions, there isn't anything I WOULDN'T DO (free of charge).
    that opens up a sea of opportunities Hawg... I personally prefer women, so you will not be getting a PM from me... (at least not any time soon)
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    I'd like to test some of the replies here. Gonna list a few things here that do not involve injuring another soul, yet they are truly soul testing:

    1) Eat 3 pounds of fresh dog squirt poop, still steaming and bubbly, through a straw sucking slowly over the course of 25 minutes (at minimum) while standing naked in Time Square on New Years Eve, with a big sign painted on your back that says "slap my ass", all while standing on your tippy toes until you are done with your warm, thick, chunky, steamy, aromatic drink.

    2) Have all of your toes chopped off (and not reattached) AND your middle and ring fingers removed permanently (leaving you with Sleestak hands) ,AND you CANNOT use any of your winnings to improve the quality of your now seriously disabled functionality.

    3) Allow three consecutive steam rollers to slow roll over your feet (and back up once to go over them again) while standing on a thick sheet of metal with no socks on while you are yelling at the top of your lungs "Thank you sir, may I have another", all while standing in front of everyone you have ever known in your life AND an Eskimo.

    What say you?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'd like to test some of the replies here. Gonna list a few things here that do not involve injuring another soul, yet they are truly soul testing:

    1) Eat 3 pounds of fresh dog squirt poop, still steaming and bubbly, through a straw sucking slowly over the course of 25 minutes (at minimum) while standing naked in Time Square on New Years Eve, with a big sign painted on your back that says "slap my ass", all while standing on your tippy toes until you are done with your warm, thick, chunky, steamy, aromatic drink.

    2) Have all of your toes chopped off (and not reattached) AND your middle and ring fingers removed permanently (leaving you with Sleestak hands) ,AND you CANNOT use any of your winnings to improve the quality of your now seriously disabled functionality.

    3) Allow three consecutive steam rollers to slow roll over your feet (and back up once to go over them again) while standing on a thick sheet of metal with no socks on while you are yelling at the top of your lungs "Thank you sir, may I have another", all while standing in front of everyone you have ever known in your life AND an Eskimo.

    What say you?!
    #1 sounds like something i could have fun with...

    2 and 3 are out of question at any price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    A million doesn't go very far these days.
    said Mike Tyson
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    What WOULD'NT You do for 1 MILLION DOLLARS ?

    Quote Originally Posted by highdelll View Post
    is this you getting naked?
    Nope this is me

    Lol
    Chances are .. You're full of !$@&?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerth View Post
    Nope this is me

    Lol
    something is wrong with this picture.

    no leg and back hair

    just facial hair????

    don't want to know about hair in dark spots...
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    What WOULD'NT You do for 1 MILLION DOLLARS ?

    Quote Originally Posted by osokolo View Post
    something is wrong with this picture.

    no leg and back hair

    just facial hair????

    don't want to know about hair in dark spots...
    Hahaha!


    Just out of the shower
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    What WOULD'NT You do for 1 MILLION DOLLARS ?

    A million isn't that much when you consider a lifetime and inflation.

    I would probably walk like a chicken on stage for that kind of money. I might watch a 24 hr streak of The lifetime Network for that kind of money.

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    Would not: Lie, Cheat, Steal.

    Or Masturbate.

    I may have unprotected sex even. But that's a bridge to cross.
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    5 Hours went by before I got up enough courage to open this thread. Now I can see why.
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    I'm not taking it in the ass from a horse, or anyone or anything that's hung like one.
    Cause that would be fatal, and there's no point doing it if I ain't around to enjoy the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    5 Hours went by before I got up enough courage to open this thread. Now I can see why.
    You've said this recently about another thread. Is it that you are giving them time to develop or are you truly fearing?
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