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    What would you rather have to deal with...door #1, door #2, or door #3?

    Choose one of the three from below....

    1) being trapped on a steep ledge with a hungry T-Rex

    2) being cornered in a shallow lagoon that has cliff walls by a hungry Great White shark

    3) being abducted and taken far out to sea on a small boat with Tones

    ...and how would you deal with it?

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    I choose e.

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    I'd go with #3, Tone's a priest now and has taken a vow of celibacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    I'd go with #3, Tone's a priest now and has taken a vow of celibacy.
    Possibly, but that remains to be seen. I understand that cannibalism is acceptable for priests, though.

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    #1. The T-Rex has been extinct for 65 million years so the only logical explanation is that I'm having a bad dream. Therefore, all I have to do is wait for the dream to be over or wake up.

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    Calm down I'm still deciding, hmmmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    #1. The T-Rex has been extinct for 65 million years so the only logical explanation is that I'm having a bad dream. Therefore, all I have to do is wait for the dream to be over or wake up.
    These are all real. You have been teleported back to 70 million years ago. However, I have to say that I too would choose the T-Rex because I believe we could out-wit it.

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    NOA.

    Yip yip yip nope nope nope

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    ^Those three letters stand for, "I'm going with door #3".^

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    1) being trapped on a steep ledge with a hungry T-Rex

    I'd be like Luke taking out the Rancor! I don't think Jedi mind tricks work on Tone's,so I wouldn't go with #3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    These are all real. You have been teleported back to 70 million years ago. However, I have to say that I too would choose the T-Rex because I believe we could out-wit it.
    And you could out-box a T-Rex, they had such tiny little arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    And you could out-box a T-Rex, they had such tiny little arms.
    But boy, do they have big schnappers!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    These are all real. You have been teleported back to 70 million years ago.
    Well, in that case all problems can be solved through the proper application of explosives. I think an RPG-7 should do the trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    Well, in that case all problems can be solved through the proper application of explosives. I think an RPG-7 should do the trick.
    Unfortunately, those weren't invented by dinosaurs until as recently as 69 million years ago. Close, but tobacco.

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    i'll go out in a boat with tones as long as he comes out with me in a canoe...

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    Its not commonly known, but a T-Rex has been cloned.
    Unfortunately its been rumored that some 'downhiller' dna was accidentally introduced and the outcome was not what was expected, but the critter is still young.

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    LOL, Anybody that picks number 3 you betta bring the lube, cause im more than happy goin dry with a handfull of sand.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Anybody that picks number 3 you betta bring the lube, cause im more than happy goin dry with a handfull of sand.....
    Be careful Tone's, that works both ways you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Anybody that picks number 3 you betta bring the lube, cause im more than happy goin dry with a handfull of sand.....
    i've got an extra large bottle of mennonite maple syrup i've been saving for an emergency
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    Well I was going to pick #3, thinking Tones had changed. Then he comments about going dry with sand, so I'll take my chances with T-Rex. I'd rather take Tones and the T-Rex before messing with the shark.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Risky..... you can't be certain that the T-Rex won't also want to have a go, dry wtih sand, too.

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    At least with the shark it wont be dry, but they tend to leave nasty bite marks.

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    Maybe, just maybe Tones would seduce the T-Rex while I make a hasty retreat..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    shark!!!

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    Tones leaves nasty bite marks, too from what I've heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    from what I've heard.

    mmmmhmmmmm, "heard" about it have you?

    I think i understand why you posted this. It is all so clear now.

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    Love bites can be a lovely thing, you know?

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    Oh man, you guys are all soooooo dumb!

    It's so easy.

    1st I'd take door # 3 and sail off with Tone's.

    By talking about world peace and love I'd annoy the hell out of Tone's until he needed to drink, (and he wouldn't want me anyways since I'm most definitely manly unlike those girly gay guys Tone's would be attracted to).

    Being Tone's' a tea drinker (unlike his alky aussie brothers) getting him all $hitfaced would be really easy.

    Once he's all wasted I'd sodomize him just for kicks.

    Then, instead of cuddling (ew, with a dude, I think not!) I'd keel drag him and sail to the lagoon where the shark waits (remember #2)... where Tone's fate awaits him.

    Of course the shark would get rid of all evidence of Tone's and my dalliance, as dead men tell no tales.

    Then, I'd sail off to the sunset at my leisure!

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    This one's easy. I def would not pick the T Rex, too scared it might end up being Hawg, and I hate sharks, so Tone's it has to be. Unlike Drew tho, World Peace is out, but I would make sure to wear those capri (?) pants that Tone's loves so much. He would pretend to be dismissive, but I know that it would not take long before he had wheedled them off of me, not for the obvious, but so HE could put them on... He would then be so involved in trying to catch a glimpse of his reflection in the sea over the side, he would not notice mr Shark from #2 closing in and gobbling him up like Puffy the Seal! The shark would then of course get a bad case of food poisoning, so I would treat him until he got better, at which point he would be so thankful he would tow me anywhere I wanted! If I got hungry, he would donate his fin to make soup...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    Once he's all wasted I'd sodomize him just for kicks.
    With this there might be a lot more takers for Door #3

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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    Oh man, you guys are all soooooo dumb!

    It's so easy.

    1st I'd take door # 3 and sail off with Tone's.

    By talking about world peace and love I'd annoy the hell out of Tone's until he needed to drink, (and he wouldn't want me anyways since I'm most definitely manly unlike those girly gay guys Tone's would be attracted to).

    Being Tone's' a tea drinker (unlike his alky aussie brothers) getting him all $hitfaced would be really easy.

    Once he's all wasted I'd sodomize him just for kicks.

    Then, instead of cuddling (ew, with a dude, I think not!) I'd keel drag him and sail to the lagoon where the shark waits (remember #2)... where Tone's fate awaits him.

    Of course the shark would get rid of all evidence of Tone's and my dalliance, as dead men tell no tales.

    Then, I'd sail off to the sunset at my leisure!

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    Or Hawg for that matter........
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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    Oh man, you guys are all soooooo dumb!

    It's so easy.

    1st I'd take door # 3 and sail off with Tone's.

    By talking about world peace and love I'd annoy the hell out of Tone's until he needed to drink, (and he wouldn't want me anyways since I'm most definitely manly unlike those girly gay guys Tone's would be attracted to).

    Being Tone's' a tea drinker (unlike his alky aussie brothers) getting him all $hitfaced would be really easy.

    Once he's all wasted I'd sodomize him just for kicks.

    Then, instead of cuddling (ew, with a dude, I think not!) I'd keel drag him and sail to the lagoon where the shark waits (remember #2)... where Tone's fate awaits him.

    Of course the shark would get rid of all evidence of Tone's and my dalliance, as dead men tell no tales.

    Then, I'd sail off to the sunset at my leisure!

    Drew
    Wait a second, you'd kill Tone's?

    Wow, there's some Tone's killers on board here.

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    I love Tone's! It wouldn't be me killing Tone's but the fish. A big fish in fact, with sharp teeth.

    I can't be prosecuted for talking the shark into killing Tone's because a shark isn't a person.

    If Charles Manson had used fish like in my plan he'd be a free man today!

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