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    What would you rather have to deal with...door #1, door #2, or door #3?

    Choose one of the three from below....

    1) being trapped on a steep ledge with a hungry T-Rex

    2) being cornered in a shallow lagoon that has cliff walls by a hungry Great White shark

    3) being abducted and taken far out to sea on a small boat with Tones

    ...and how would you deal with it?
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    4 all of the above
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    I choose e.

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    I'd go with #3, Tone's a priest now and has taken a vow of celibacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    I'd go with #3, Tone's a priest now and has taken a vow of celibacy.
    Possibly, but that remains to be seen. I understand that cannibalism is acceptable for priests, though.
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    #1. The T-Rex has been extinct for 65 million years so the only logical explanation is that I'm having a bad dream. Therefore, all I have to do is wait for the dream to be over or wake up.

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    Calm down I'm still deciding, hmmmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    #1. The T-Rex has been extinct for 65 million years so the only logical explanation is that I'm having a bad dream. Therefore, all I have to do is wait for the dream to be over or wake up.
    These are all real. You have been teleported back to 70 million years ago. However, I have to say that I too would choose the T-Rex because I believe we could out-wit it.
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    NOA.

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    ^Those three letters stand for, "I'm going with door #3".^
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    1) being trapped on a steep ledge with a hungry T-Rex

    I'd be like Luke taking out the Rancor! I don't think Jedi mind tricks work on Tone's,so I wouldn't go with #3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    These are all real. You have been teleported back to 70 million years ago. However, I have to say that I too would choose the T-Rex because I believe we could out-wit it.
    And you could out-box a T-Rex, they had such tiny little arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    And you could out-box a T-Rex, they had such tiny little arms.
    But boy, do they have big schnappers!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    These are all real. You have been teleported back to 70 million years ago.
    Well, in that case all problems can be solved through the proper application of explosives. I think an RPG-7 should do the trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aerius View Post
    Well, in that case all problems can be solved through the proper application of explosives. I think an RPG-7 should do the trick.
    Unfortunately, those weren't invented by dinosaurs until as recently as 69 million years ago. Close, but tobacco.
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    i'll go out in a boat with tones as long as he comes out with me in a canoe...

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    Its not commonly known, but a T-Rex has been cloned.
    Unfortunately its been rumored that some 'downhiller' dna was accidentally introduced and the outcome was not what was expected, but the critter is still young.

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    LOL, Anybody that picks number 3 you betta bring the lube, cause im more than happy goin dry with a handfull of sand.....
    Dont ever let the truth get in the way of a funny story....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Anybody that picks number 3 you betta bring the lube, cause im more than happy goin dry with a handfull of sand.....
    Be careful Tone's, that works both ways you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    LOL, Anybody that picks number 3 you betta bring the lube, cause im more than happy goin dry with a handfull of sand.....
    i've got an extra large bottle of mennonite maple syrup i've been saving for an emergency
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    Well I was going to pick #3, thinking Tones had changed. Then he comments about going dry with sand, so I'll take my chances with T-Rex. I'd rather take Tones and the T-Rex before messing with the shark.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Risky..... you can't be certain that the T-Rex won't also want to have a go, dry wtih sand, too.

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    At least with the shark it wont be dry, but they tend to leave nasty bite marks.
    "Bigring, that's deep. ...Well, I suspect it is. I didn't read it."

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    Maybe, just maybe Tones would seduce the T-Rex while I make a hasty retreat..
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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