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    What would you do to simplify the world?

    Do we really need to have 3 or more different stores carrying the same items (example: grocery stores like Ralphs, Albertsons, Stater Bros, Smiths, Bashas,...) in every city??? Couldn't they all combine as one? Think of the space that would open up (more room for new trails).

    Let's hear your ideas for simplifying our complicated world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Do we really need to have 3 or more different stores carrying the same items (example: grocery stores like Ralphs, Albertsons, Stater Bros, Smiths, Bashas,...) in every city??? Couldn't they all combine as one? Think of the space that would open up (more room for new trails).

    Let's hear your ideas for simplifying our complicated world.


    You mean like Communism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    You mean like Communism?
    I will challenge your reply by asking you specifically if you believe Democracy is the best we humans can do? I already know the correct answer to that question and the word begins with an "N".

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    derailed...already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    derailed...already.
    That didn't take long!
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    To simplify my world, I use different colors (nail polish) to identify different keys. I also put ice cream in my almost finished nutella jar. Ingenious!
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    One gear and God-given suspension.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I will challenge your reply by asking you specifically if you believe Democracy is the best we humans can do? I already know the correct answer to that question and the word begins with an "N".
    I know little of these matters, this is how I simplify my world.

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    Ah, now we are getting somewhere...

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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    One gear and God-given suspension.
    I like the way you think. To keep this going, I would drink more water and less soda.
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    get rid of the internet...?
    Try this: HTFU

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockcrusher View Post
    get rid of the internet...?
    and smartphones
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Think if we could just go back in time things would be simpler, not easier, simpler. We wouldn't need to go back too far, let's say right before Adam, Eve and the apple tree.
    Round and round we go

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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    Think if we could just go back in time things would be simpler, not easier, simpler. We wouldn't need to go back too far, let's say right before Adam, Eve and the apple tree.
    On a scale regarding the age of our planet, that's just a blink of the eye.

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    I'd like to buy the World a coke.
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    Get rid of commercials.... I'll buy what I want from the sambertsonmollysmithsway store when I get there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    I know little of these matters, this is how I simplify my world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I'd like to buy the World a coke.
    Can you make mine a Coke Zero?

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    Sodas suck. stop drinking that crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    Sodas suck. stop drinking that crap.
    OK. I officially rescind the statement about wanting to buy the World a coke.

    However, I'd like to teach the World to sing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    OK. I officially rescind the statement about wanting to buy the World a coke.

    However, I'd like to teach the World to sing.
    Well, OK then. Can you teach me how to sing the song "The hills are alive with the sound of music"?

    BTW, I stopped drinking anything carbonated (yes, even beer!) about 3 months ago now due to acid reflux. It sucks getting old.

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    Yes. You'll have to google the lyrics, I don't have them handy, And just remember, from the diaphragm.

    And congrats on three months carbonate free!
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    change the world?

    change my perspective

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    or really just do something nice expecting nothing in return....and keep doing it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    Less garbage, more cheese!

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    Bikes could remain different but everyone would be required to drive the same damn model make car. Frikkin remember where ya parked it y dont ya.. lol

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    What would you do to simplify the world?

    Like a white rental Kia in the Caesars Palace parking lot. Fun times.

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    All men would be named "Bob"

    All women named "Barb"

    All other words condensed to one word.... "pudding"

    Bob! pudding pudding pudding Barb! pudding pudding pudding! PUDDING Bob pudding pudding Barb pudding pudding PUDDING pudding.

    See? so much simpler.

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    Bob! Pudding pudding pudding.
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    What would you do to simplify the world?

    My southern family members would change that slightly.

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    Puddin', Barb?
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    Simplify the world…

    …Quit my job and relive my childhood. I'd start by finding the biggest construction site I could find, of course on a hot summer day. Then I'd set up my 10˘ Lemonade stand right in front of it and watch the dough roll in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    …Quit my job and relive my childhood. I'd start by finding the biggest construction site I could find, of course on a hot summer day. Then I'd set up my 10˘ Lemonade stand right in front of it and watch the dough roll in.
    Been there... doing that. No lemonade stand. Yep, it's great!

    The world already is simple. It's the people that are complicated. I just removed myself from the people.
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    Oreos for everyone!
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    Ban clothes for all but us fat bastards, no-one needs to suffer with what I see in the mirror every day.

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    Get rid of mass communication.
    Get rid of politicians.

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    ^^ and sleazy trial lawyers. And IRS and current tax code.

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    make less people. we're the most destructive thing on the planet. pretty simple. well...maybe not that pretty or simple...

    on a personal level- highways of flowy/jump line singletrack on hero dirt.

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    Id get mars ready and send all the muslims there......hey you asked what id do to 'simplify' the world...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 53119 View Post
    make less people. we're the most destructive thing on the planet. pretty simple. well...maybe not that pretty or simple...
    A hefty asteroid would suffice.

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    One time only, erase all debt, monetary and otherwise. I'm talking worldwide here. Just think how relaxed everybody would be. You get to keep what you've got and start over. I know what you are thinking, those poor credit card companies.... They get to keep what they have too so they'll be alright. See, I've really thought this through.

    Either that or the Bob, Barb & Pudding thing.

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    Fly huge cargo planes over the Middle East dropping bacon and porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    A hefty asteroid would suffice.
    Or a good, old fashioned world war.

    Who ever is left could rise from the ashes like a Phoenix and start over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Or a good, old fashioned world war.
    Wars are too long and drawn out but we must still have some neutron bombs mothballed somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Fly huge cargo planes over the Middle East dropping bacon and porn.
    What waste of bacon, it would go unused.

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    Unleash the Cats of War!!!
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    ... but still give me all the money first...
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    Quote Originally Posted by random walk View Post
    What waste of bacon, it would go unused.
    Everyone gives in to bacon temptation sooner or later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    ... but still give me all the money first...
    That's some serious greed right there. (twice)

    You should start your own corporation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    That's some serious greed right there. (twice)

    You should start your own corporation!
    Like I said, I'd figure it out after the event...

    But it may involve some huge cash bonfires to warm up those people complaining about the cold weather out there in the frozen North!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Everyone gives in to bacon temptation sooner or later.
    No way they would chance losing out on the 72 virgin deal, just to sample some bacon.....
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    Why do I have the feeling someone keeps calling my name? And I have this incredible craving for some pudding. Weird, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    No way they would chance losing out on the 72 virgin deal, just to sample some bacon.....
    I'll never live that photo down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    Like I said, I'd figure it out after the event...

    But it may involve some huge cash bonfires to warm up those people complaining about the cold weather out there in the frozen North!
    So let me get this straight.

    You want to confiscate all the money in the world, and use it to control the weather?

    CONSPIRACY! Somebody alert Highdelll!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    I have to jam this out on the acoustic at least once a day. Great song.

    I think the only thing that would make a difference would be to go back in time and prevent or undo the invention of agriculture. We've been in overshoot ever since.
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    What would you do to simplify the world?

    Just appoint me Supreme Dictator Of Earth and see how great your lives would be.

    Beer for everybody!! I would make beer production the #1 priority of the world government.

    No more 26/650b/29er debates. 29ers only (see? Isn't that simpler?)






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    Pudding!

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    Pudding, Bob?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    No way they would chance losing out on the 72 virgin deal, just to sample some bacon.....
    literal LOL!
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    Bob, pudding?
    There is not much choice between rotten apples.

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    make beer with tums so certain people who have acid reflux can enjoy free beer.
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    I would get rid of religion and debt wolrdwide. No more stress or drama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    So let me get this straight.

    You want to confiscate all the money in the world, and use it to control the weather?

    CONSPIRACY! Somebody alert Highdelll!
    Ya see! That's how it starts!!! I was offering for everyone to GIVE me their money, not confiscate! And I only wanted to control the SYMPTOMS of the weather!

    Call 'dell anyway! always a laugh There you go: laughter... and pudding... Bob...
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    It's rolling now. I started an underground website called CHRISWANTSTOTAKEYOURMONEYANDCONTROLTHEWEATHER.org. We are 200,000 strong already and growing.

    I'm going to instruct my followers to print up tee shirts that read: "Don't be herded with the sheeple - don't let Chris take your money!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Or a good, old fashioned world war.

    Who ever is left could rise from the ashes like a Phoenix and start over.
    i was thinkin contraceptives so everybody here could still do the no-pants dance. kind of a slow-burn but okay..

    can't send bruce willis or billy bob to destroy said asteroid though. no survivors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Pudding, Bob?
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    Bob, pudding?
    Yes please
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    make beer with tums so certain people who have acid reflux can enjoy free beer.
    Sha-weeeeet idea!!!

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    mmmnnn. Pudding beer.

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    I will challenge your reply by asking you specifically if you believe Democracy is the best we humans can do? I already know the correct answer to that question and the word begins with an "N".
    Yes, you can do better than a democracy: Constitutional Republic!

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    daniel tosh had a few good ones: unite the dakota's and get rid of 10, and 50 dollar bills and all change.

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    Make people stop using ****ing self shot portraits for their damn online social media pages. I know what you look like, I don't need to see what you look like with your damn iphone shoved up your damn nose, either hire a professional with proper lighting or post a cat or dog or scenery like the rest of us non-narcissistic people out there and no I won't like your new profile picture not will I comment "how amazing you look, babe" or whatever the rest of your pathetic friends say.

    if this is you consider yourself brought up to speed. No one wants to see your face...seriously.

    I would post some from my FB page but I am afraid I would get banned.
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    Make people stop using ****ing self shot portraits for their damn online social media pages. I know what you look like, I don't need to see what you look like with your damn iphone shoved up your damn nose, either hire a professional with proper lighting or post a cat or dog or scenery like the rest of us non-narcissistic people out there and no I won't like your new profile picture not will I comment "how amazing you look, babe" or whatever the rest of your pathetic friends say.

    if this is you consider yourself brought up to speed. No one wants to see your face...seriously.

    I would post some from my FB page but I am afraid I would get banned.
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    I would synchronize the traffic lights ... at least it would simplify my daily commute time

    A 4 day workweek (3 day weekends) would be nice
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    What would you do to simplify the world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I would synchronize the traffic lights ... at least it would simplify my daily commute time

    A 4 day workweek (3 day weekends) would be nice
    Judy, I have a device that will turn all lights green when you approach them. If you send me ALL your money I will send it to you... That goes for all of y'all... send me ALL your money and you can all get one of these miraculous things! (and so it begins Net Wurker... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)


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    Just so you know, the more money you take from unsuspecting innocent civilians, the more we will post links to obscure videos and make crazy, long-winded posts on forums all over the Internet. Our eyes are open.

    BTW, can you make it clear, blue skyed and around 70° F over North Alabama this weekend....thanks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Just so you know, the more money you take from unsuspecting innocent civilians, the more we will post links to obscure videos and make crazy, long-winded posts on forums all over the Internet. Our eyes are open.

    BTW, can you make it clear, blue skyed and around 70° F over North Alabama this weekend....thanks!

    Keep those eyes open NW! Seems like unless I can get the wherewithal for a long slow burn of about $10 million, small unmarked denominations, the Huntsville area is just gonna stay cloudy with some thunderstorms Sunday...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I would synchronize the traffic lights ... at least it would simplify my daily commute time

    A 4 day workweek (3 day weekends) would be nice
    Some of our lights in Hamilton already are. And are also playing with cameras that can detect on coming traffic so it can turn green to keep the traffic flow going.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Some of our lights in Hamilton already are. And are also playing with cameras that can detect on coming traffic so it can turn green to keep the traffic flow going.
    A lot of the streets in Toronto used to be syncronized. They were set up at weird speeds though. 6 years driving cab there and I figured a few of them out. Works great in the middle of the night but any traffic and the whole thing goes down the tubes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post

    Is that you lookin' on as all the lovely little envelopes full of CASH come winging my way?!?!
    Yep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Some of our lights in Hamilton already are. And are also playing with cameras that can detect on coming traffic so it can turn green to keep the traffic flow going.
    They haven't progressed with that here in Caledon. If I speed it's probably possible, but then the semi's slow traffic down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    A lot of the streets in Toronto used to be syncronized. They were set up at weird speeds though. 6 years driving cab there and I figured a few of them out. Works great in the middle of the night but any traffic and the whole thing goes down the tubes.
    TN you drove cab in TO?! Cool
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    ^ and ^^, I'd employ more of them so I could watch you guys in action.

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