View Poll Results: Whats the next logical step for Miley?

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  • Leak home sex tape

    17 38.64%
  • Do lots of coke/x/meth and get sent to rehab/prison

    13 29.55%
  • Show genitalia to paparazzis in public

    11 25.00%
  • Get banged by Justin beeber and cry about it on tv

    8 18.18%
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  1. #1
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    What will Miley Cyrus do next to get attention?

    She needs to do something soon, and her managers probably realize this. So now its time to step up the game if she doesn't want to be a nobody.

    What do you think is most likely out of these choices? One doesn't necessarily have to exclude the other.
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    A porno? (fingers crossed)
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    A porno? (fingers crossed)
    Have some brain bleach for those misguided thoughts

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    Maybe she'll wear a Hanna Montanna wig
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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    Have some brain bleach for those misguided thoughts

    Back before the butch look, and apparently daddy approves.
    Pretty funny thread, I voted for her getting it on with Justin Beaver and crying about it.
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    I vote dope, its seems so plausible
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    Quote Originally Posted by car bone View Post
    I vote dope, its seems so plausible
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    Quote Originally Posted by car bone View Post
    I vote dope, its seems so plausible
    Hey I want to change my vote, I didn't realise this was serious. Is there going to be prizes handed out at the end of the poll?
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    I don't know yet dirtjunkie. What if everybody is wrong?
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.

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    Specialized sucks ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by car bone View Post
    I don't know yet dirtjunkie. What if everybody is wrong?
    Yeah but what if she doesn't bone down on the Beaver then I'll be wrong.
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    I voted for 3/4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by car bone View Post
    I vote dope, its seems so plausible



    Eggsactely, thus my comment of, die???? in the thread in the parallel universe.

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    She's going to start acting normal. Then she'll fall into obscurity. She will somehow gain talent. She will get her tramp stamp burned off by an enormous DARPA funded laser.

    Someone will freeze the wrecking ball or sledge hammer so either

    A: her tongue will instantly get stuck
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    B: her hoohah will instantly get stuck (because she's all aroused from all the licking and riding)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    She's going to start acting normal. Then she'll fall into obscurity. She will somehow gain talent. She will get her tramp stamp burned off by an enormous DARPA funded laser.

    Someone will freeze the wrecking ball or sledge hammer so either

    A: her tongue will instantly get stuck
    or
    B: her hoohah will instantly get stuck (because she's all aroused from all the licking and riding)

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    Her tongue is sure to get stuck on something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dru View Post
    She will somehow gain talent.
    Highly unlikely. I think some kind of plastic surgery is usually what these types of celebreties go for.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.

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    She's still young, so bigger jugs is a given, if your prognostication is true!
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    She will pen a tell all book about her father which will all be lies and innuendo in an effort to revive his career and to give her more "cred".

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    Appear on Oprah's show in an attempt to explain herself and garner sympathy from the anointed one.

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    she'll do 4 then to get revenge she'll do 1 (he'll be the other half of the sex tape) which reveal just how much of a "boy" Beiber is, assuming the camera can zoom in that much.

    BTW, I have somewhere her tongue can get stuck.

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    Dude! Like, at least spell Justin Bieber's name correctly! OMG, how could you do that?! He sooo cute!!!!
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Dude! Like, at least spell Justin Bieber's name correctly! OMG, how could you do that?! He sooo cute!!!!
    Yeah it's Justin Beaver OMG!!!
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    What a fox!
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    What will Miley Cyrus do next to get attention?

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    BTW, I have somewhere her tongue can get stuck.

    How about a bucket of acid so nobody ever has to listen to her sing again.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    How many here really care? I sure don't.

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    I vote other:

    Sex with Oprah, and brag about her new interracial/cougar relationship.
    I like to hug trees at FULL SPEED!

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