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    What is the biggest lie people told you when you were a kid?

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    That Santa Clause was flying around the world delivering presents to every house worldwide all in one night. With reindeer that had magical powers that could fly.
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    Stop playing with it, it'll get bigger.

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    My older brother told all us younger's that when a fly lands on you, it deposits eggs on you faster than you can possibly shoo the fly away. Flies still bug me more than they should. This same bro told us that when you sleep, you run the risk of an ear wig going into your ear canal, boring through your eardrum, and invading your brain.

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    Your face is going to stick like that.

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    "you'll go blind if you don't stop doing that".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barman1 View Post
    Stop playing with it, it'll get bigger.

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    "you'll go blind if you don't stop doing that".
    Did you two have the same parents?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    "you'll go blind if you don't stop doing that".
    Thankfully that's a big fat lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barman1 View Post
    Stop playing with it, it'll get bigger.
    Wait a minute, this is truth. At least in the short run.
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    "Eat this broken glass and you'll be able to crap a bottle."

    "If you brush your teeth with gasoline, you'll never get cavities. "

    "If you get drunk enough, you might blow Chunks." (Chunks was our dog)

    "This towel will be a cape. You'll be able to run out in the street and stop a speeding car."

    "The ice cream man sells drugs. They're actually pretty good."
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    ^ Finchy, who was so cruel to you to say such things?!

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    Sounds like they spoiled Chunks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    ^ Finchy, who was so cruel to you to say such things?!
    Are you paying attention young man?

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    Stop playing with it, it'll get bigger.

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    "you'll go blind if you don't stop doing that".
    Did you two have the same parents?
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    Don't worry, this is the hardest part....

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    Re: What is the biggest lie people told you when you were a kid?

    It sure seemed like quicksand was going to be a bigger problem than it actually is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by iscariot View Post
    It sure seemed like quicksand was going to be a bigger problem than it actually is...
    LOL
    Remember all those old movies where it was.
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    moderators are there for your own good.

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    What is the biggest lie people told you when you were a kid?

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    You were told that as a kid?

    I think I'll tell my kids that they only name hurricanes after girls otherwise they would be himicanes....they'll believe that for a while


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    I'm younger than I look Chum, I've just had a very hard life.

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    Oh this is easy... "Santa Claus Doesn't Exist"
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    What is the biggest lie people told you when you were a kid?

    Luke, I am your father.

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    What is the biggest lie people told you when you were a kid?-59667382.jpg

    "Hill Cows" have different size legs on one side. So they wont fall or slide down the hill. When they load them into a truck the ramp has to be tilted so they can walk in!

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    ^ The science in that sounds valid.
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    ^^ LOL! "Hill Cows"


    Whenever we were in the car going someplace I was excited to go to, and I asked: how much longer, dad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    You were told that as a kid?

    I think I'll tell my kids that they only name hurricanes after girls otherwise they would be himicanes....
    I'll be here all week, try the veal.

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    Biggest lie I was told as an adult: "just one more short climb"
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    My dad always told me....horses say moo, cows say neigh, and pigs don't smell.

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    1. you cant use bacon to make things taste better
    2. it's easy to eat fried chicken after dental work
    3. santa doesn't usually deliver in jersey city basement apartments
    4. girls play nice

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    It's lemon snow.

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    beef liver tastes just like sirloin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    Oh this is easy... "Santa Claus Doesn't Exist"
    Please refer to post #2 which is 41 posts back and 1 post in from the beginning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Luke, I am your father.
    What, your name isn't Luke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Please refer to post #2 which is 41 posts back and 1 post in from the beginning.
    Your post suggests that Santa isn't real, Eric's suggests that Santa is real.
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    wow, someone in the OC with comprehension skills

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    "The Devil doesn't exist".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Repack Rider View Post
    "You're an underachiever."
    I was told that too, but I went ahead with the doctorate, and publishing two clinical reference texts. But in the end, I have to concede....Mom was right, after all.
    So, it ain't a lie for me, as long as ultimately, a citizen in this Free Market society is judged according to their accumulated capital assets.

    I shoulda taken her advice. and aimed for that job working for SDG&E as a meter-reader. I'd have a pension by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Your post suggests that Santa isn't real, Eric's suggests that Santa is real.
    Oh! I blame it on the Percocet.
    Now I'm wondering if Eric worded his the way he meant to.


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    wow, someone in the OC with comprehension skills
    I comprehended that do I get a star on my forehead.
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    You need animal protein, milk, vitamins, tinfoil hats, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtjunkie View Post
    I comprehended that.....do i get a star on my forehead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    wow, someone in the OC with comprehension skills
    It's been known to happen around here on occasion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    It's been known to happen around here on occasion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    Wake baby with an air-horn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Oh! I blame it on the Percocet.
    Now I'm wondering if Eric worded his the way he meant to.
    Actually I wondered this when I read his post as well. "Santa doesn't exist" seems like one of those painful childhood truths learned early on in life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    It's been known to happen around here on occasion.
    BTW, nice grammar and punctuation/capitalization skills, too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    Actually I wondered this when I read his post as well. "Santa doesn't exist" seems like one of those painful childhood truths learned early on in life.
    He mistook this for the "What Truths" thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    BTW, nice grammar and punctuation/capitalization skills, too!
    I tried to pay attention in English. It was difficult though because I kept dipping girl's ponytails in the ink wells.
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    Is that what you called it back then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    He mistook this for the "What Truths" thread.
    I think it might have been something like this. I actually have a somewhat intact memory of my realization that Santa didn't exist, it was a little confusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    BTW, nice grammar and punctuation/capitalization skills, too!


    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    BTW, nice grammar, punctuation and capitalization skills as well.
    Fixed it for you.
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    It was broken?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Is that what you called it back then?
    Back in my day we used proper English sonny!
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    I thought it might have been a metaphor for "dippin it"!
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    "Menthol cigarettes crystallize your lungs." When I heard that, I dismissed it as it was obviously made up. A short time later, I heard: "Menthol cigarettes crystallize your lungs...and your balls." After hearing that, I switched to regular cigarettes just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    I thought it might have been a metaphor for "dippin it"!
    LOL, It seems like it could be. Or at least should be.

    Or maybe try "dipping my pen in the inkwell." This has got to be a euphemism for something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKL View Post
    "Menthol cigarettes crystallize your lungs." When I heard that, I dismissed it as it was obviously made up. A short time later, I heard: "Menthol cigarettes crystallize your lungs...and your balls." After hearing that, I switched to regular cigarettes just in case.
    You weren't a child smoker where you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I kept dipping girl's ponytails in the ink wells.
    You know, if you had red ink in the inkwells, you could have given her red underparts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You know, if you had red ink in the inkwells, you could have given her red underparts!
    That would have been sweet! Man, her mom would have been pissed though.
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    Mom would have been jealous of the red underparts?
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    I'm just waiting for Eric's explanation of this Santa mystery.
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    red underpants, red suit, I'm beginning to see a correlation here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    You weren't a child smoker where you?
    Yes, that was 8th grade IIRC, and it was the very least of the dangers I got into. Different universe, a lot of stupidity and I feel fortunate to have survived it.

    And as a father, I make damn sure my daughter didn't get into the stupid stuff I did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JACKL View Post
    Yes, that was 8th grade IIRC, and it was the very least of the dangers I got into. Different universe, a lot of stupidity and I feel fortunate to have survived it.

    And as a father, I make damn sure my daughter didn't get into the stupid stuff I did!
    Chastity belt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    red underpants, red suit, I'm beginning to see a correlation here

    It's underparts, not underpants. Reference: Nicole
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    It's underparts, not underpants. Reference: Nicole
    <---shakes head sadly

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    Quote Originally Posted by shekky View Post
    <---shakes head sadly
    ? Do you not remember her posts about dying her hair?
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    ? Do you not remember her posts about dying her hair?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5zFsy9VIdM
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    ? Do you not remember her posts about dying her hair?
    Please refresh our memories. It's been a while.

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    Is that Katz or Hawg? The avatar is confusing me.
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    Are we not men?... We are _________!

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    Obviously, you don't know or remember the song.

    Somebody help DJ, please. Who was the band?

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    with tracks like Uncontrollable Urge, Mongoloid and Too much Paranoias I think it was written for the OC.

    Not to mention Satisfaction, Praying Hands, Sloppy and Slap your mammy.

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    Yes, that was 8th grade IIRC, and it was the very least of the dangers I got into. Different universe, a lot of stupidity and I feel fortunate to have survived it.

    And as a father, I make damn sure my daughter didn't get into the stupid stuff I did!
    Good on ya for using experiences to better raise your daughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Obviously, you don't know or remember the song.

    Somebody help DJ, please. Who was the band?
    The lyrics goes like this:

    "I changed my hair color so many times now, I don't know what I look like"

    I'm pretty sure it's a Talking Heads song just can't recall which song it is in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
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    Oh great now DJ has the gator avatar. This is just carazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
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    Well? Which song? The lyric above.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Mom would have been jealous of the red underparts?
    Aha. I would have just given her freckles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    ? Do you not remember her posts about dying her hair?
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    I must have missed that conversation. That Nic, she's a wild one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    I must have missed that conversation. That Nic, she's a wild one!
    She still is from what I gather. Go see her on FB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    She still is from what I gather. Go see her on FB.
    I thought you didn't believe in Facebook and you didn't participate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I thought you didn't believe in Facebook and you didn't participate.
    I've never been on FB in my life but I know things. Never doubt Lord Hawg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I've never been on FB in my life but I know things. Never doubt Lord Hawg.
    "You know things" sounds like a coverup to me. Don't be embarrassed to admit you frequent FB. After all it is the "in" thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    "You know things" sounds like a coverup to me. Don't be embarrassed to admit you frequent FB. After all it is the "in" thing.
    In all seriousness, can one "lurk" there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    In all seriousness, can one "lurk" there?
    Not without being a member one can't.
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    Not without being a member one can't.
    There is proof positive that I spend zero time over there. However, I know someone who does, and I hear that the Nicole antics over there can be quite entertaining.

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    I love FB. I can find out where all the parties are.
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    I love FB. I can find out where all the parties are.
    I am curious. Exactly what sort of parties do they have in Utar?

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