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    What the •••••• H

    Happened to this forum, is it just me that's bored to death here lately. This place made a serious left turn about a month back. Or maybe I'm wrong can anyone enlighten me on what's changed.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    I think the nice weather is finally here and people are taking advantage of it. So it is sort of quiet in here
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    Watcha talkin about Willis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty $anchez View Post
    Watcha talkin about Willis?
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    You know what I'm talking about Arnold.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Coachella. Stagecoach. Been a bit busy at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Coachella. Stagecoach. Been a bit busy at work.
    Were you one of these girls at Coachella?

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    One hour has passed since I launched this thread and 68 views. So the people are out there but they're just not posting. Tbis place has become a place to Lurk about but few participate in the mayhem.

    Attention Lurkers it's time to join the party. Get in and post once in awhile you might just like it. And don't worry about becoming addicted we hold an intervention once a month for those that become ailienanted from loved ones.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Brewtality that clip was hilarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Yeah I hear ya. Coming from the guy who started the "Obsession" thread, I can see how and why you would feel that way about all other threads. Over 14,000 posts, must be a record round here, you're a legend.
    Maybe it's the weather, maybe it's the same old same old, maybe it's the rep thing, idk, but it's something. It seams a lot of regulars who were very entertaining don't post much anymore.

    some ideas
    -a good old fashioned well deserved troll beat down, oh, can't do that anymore
    -a few pics of Nicole to tease us
    -a post from the man formerly known as AZ that's more than one line. Let's see some passion since we can't see the bike.
    -some local mtbr rides to get members together in person
    Round and round we go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Coachella. Stagecoach. Been a bit busy at work.
    What did you do there Maya?


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    You could make better time if you rode it instead of pushing it, honey.
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    I think it's the fact that people are taking shelter in the East because of this:

    East about to be overrun by billions of cicadas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I think it's the fact that people are taking shelter in the East because of this:

    East about to be overrun by billions of cicadas
    It happens every 20 years or so and lasts a few years. Just a natural cycle. You'd think it was something else with some of the terms like "invasion", and "bugs by the billions" that our media likes to spin.
    Cool thing to do is find a newly dead one, you know still juicy, and tie it onto a string and whip it around to hear the sound they make.
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    Mass invasions by insects is one of the signs of the end of the world...

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    Maybe we should go troll the 29ers. They seem to enjoy it. I'm curious if the 27.5/650b/indecisive people will be the same way, or if they'll be more laid back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    Mass invasions by insects is one of the signs of the end of the world...
    That's great, it starts with an earthquake, Birds and snakes, an aeroplane...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I think it's the fact that people are taking shelter in the East.
    Cicadas no problem, these are the ones that have taken over.

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    The Emerald Ash Borers are causing a mess around here

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    Im sitting here nude with an erection if that helps.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Im sitting here nude with an erection if that helps.....
    You get it caught in a ring again?

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    I'm just curious about the title. Is that supposed to be a 7 letter word ending with an H? Or a 6 letter word describing the H word?

    What the ••G••• H

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    Just an H preceded by some dots, nothing more and nothing less, that is all.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Cool DJ, another word association thread!!!!

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    This is what DJ was watching when he came up with the dot dot dot title

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I think it's the fact that people are taking shelter in the East because of this:

    East about to be overrun by billions of cicadas

    This happened one time since I have lived out here. It is a crazy sight for sure. However, the fishing is incredible when these suckers are everywhere. The bass attack anything on top of the water during this time. Best thing to do is scoop up a bucket of them and tie one on. Toss it out and BAM! I can't wait!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    This is what DJ was watching when he came up with the dot dot dot title

    Ha,ha that's pretty funny but what's funnier is how you knew about that clip.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    What the •••••• H

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    ha,ha thats pretty funny but whats funier is how you knew aboit that clip.


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    Quote Originally Posted by theMeat View Post
    Yeah I hear ya. Coming from the guy who started the "Obsession" thread, I can see how and why you would feel that way about all other threads. Over 14,000 posts, must be a record round here, you're a legend.
    Maybe it's the weather, maybe it's the same old same old, maybe it's the rep thing, idk, but it's something. It seams a lot of regulars who were very entertaining don't post much anymore.

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    -a few pics of Nicole to tease us
    -a post from the man formerly known as AZ that's more than one line. I do not ever want to be accused of being to wordy. Let's see some passion since we can't see the bike. I put pics up in several forums.
    -some local mtbr rides to get members together in person


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    Did you guys see that super-troll going by the user name of "MODERATOR"? Geez, what a trouble maker. He shows up in one of the threads I started and posts a-hole replies, already carrying a string of red chicklets. It's now just a little while later and he's already perma-banned...

    Good work Mods!

    * theMeat- I'm with ya on the idea of getting members together for group rides. Before I die, I'm gonna ride with these members (since they live close enough to make it happen):

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    ^^ he returned as "[banned]" but is now gone. Looking forward to riding with some of you guys this fall when temps get manageable again.

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    Just make sure to keep that lil ride north of camp Pendleton and we wont have any turf wars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Im sitting here nude with an erection if that helps.....
    I'd lay some serious $$$ down on a bet that 6 hours after his post above, Tone's is still sitting in front of his screen nude with an erection, and will be doing the same 6 hours from now.

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    Oh sure you guy's plan these group rides after I move from So. Cal.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    What the •••••• H

    Why don't we just meet in the middle ... someplace like Minnesota at Cayuna http://cuyunalakesmtb.com/

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    DJ, since you left Cali, I have to assume you know the way back.

    Anyhow, I think it'll be a Fall trip to the Phoenix area for some group riding madness. I'm open to driving out there in the middle of August just to shake the hand of whoever may be there for business, too and to sip a beer in an air conditioned topless bar if nothing else.

    heyyall, why did North America have to be so damned big? It's not fair to have to drive/fly so far to meet everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    DJ, since you left Cali, I have to assume you know the way back.

    Anyhow, I think it'll be a Fall trip to the Phoenix area for some group riding madness. I'm open to driving out there in the middle of August just to
    shake the hand of whoever may be there for
    'Ibusiness, too and to sip a beer in an air conditioned topless bar if nothing else.

    heyyall, why did North America have to be so damned big? It's not fair to have to drive/fly so far
    to meet everyone.



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    Phoenix in the fall sounds awesome to me and a middle of the road from Co. to So. Cal.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    Were you one of these girls at Coachella?

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    Lol, I didnt say I attended! Sheesh, you guys know I don't ride a singlespeed!

    I live in the area. Everyone is busy when Coachella fest comes around. I could work the show if I wanted to, I have the connections. But I have zero interest in doing so. Don't get me wrong, I love a good festival and good music, but Coachella fest ceased to be about either before I even moved into the area. It's a scene. People are there cause it is 'cool'. I shook my head in sadness when I saw packed pools at resorts while concerts were going on. People aren't going for the music, or to enjoy laid back festival vibes. They go because celebrities go, and their friends go, and the 'scene' is super 'hip'(ster), and they can brag about how 'cool' and 'forward' they are, talking about bands no one has heard of (usually for good reasons... ). Ugh. Makes me retch just thinking about the crowd again. But, they are rich. Most with mom and dad's money. And they throw the money all over town trying to outdo each other's coolness levels. Coachella people are like kids at carnivals, and everyone in town turns into carnies who are happy to take the extra money off the bimbos with dad's credit card.

    So, yes, I have been busy taking all the extra hours at work. We are also busy with regular seasonal stuff of fortune 500 and 1% ers throwing big parties for themselves to celebrate how rich they are. With the kind of money they throw around, I can tell most don't even look at prices. They sign a check for whatever they are charged. Unfortunately for me, I read the bills and can see how badly they are getting screwed on prices, and how badly I am getting screwed on my paycheck!

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    I still visit occasionally. But lately, school has picked up like crazy and I just haven't had much time for trolling and foruming and all the good stuff that this place offers. To top it all off, I'm moving once finals are over, so that'll take a few days before I'm able to get back on here for good. But I'm still around!
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    Oh, also, its gardening season. I just discovered a 15"+ long zucchini (5" or so diameter at it's thickest part) growing quite happily. It seems that every year there is one zucchini the other ******* zucchinis forgot to tell that it lives in a desert. Last year's was a bit short of a foot long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    People aren't going for the music, or to enjoy laid back festival vibes. They go because celebrities go, and their friends go, and the 'scene' is super 'hip'(ster), and they can brag about how 'cool' and 'forward' they are, talking about bands no one has heard of (usually for good reasons... ).

    I used to frequent some amazing festivals annually. Always had the time of my life. Unfortunately the east coast is apparently no different than it is there. Festivals now are more like Dave Matthews Band shows.
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    ^ I hear that. I work two jobs. An 8-5 and then bike tech at night from 5:30-9. Between that and trying to enjoy some of this nice weather with riding, white water kayaking, fishing, and a little bit of sleep I find time to post. But Tones posts always brighten up my day. NO tones, I'm not interested.....
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Oh, also, its gardening season. I just discovered a 15"+ long zucchini (5" or so diameter at it's thickest part) growing quite happily. It seems that every year there is one zucchini the other ******* zucchinis forgot to tell that it lives in a desert. Last year's was a bit short of a foot long.
    and where are you going with this post /zucchini?

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    zucchini rhymes with weenie

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    What the •••••• H

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    and where are you going with this post /zucchini?
    You noticed that she was kinda excited about her giant zucchini?


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    Its too big to do much with. Stuffed or grilled, not sure which I will do yet. The last one I left on the vine too long, in hopes it would get bigger. Despite my best efforts, it stayed the same size, and ended up all woody and bitter tasting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Oh, also, its gardening season. I just discovered a 15"+ long zucchini (5" or so diameter at it's thickest part) growing quite happily. It seems that every year there is one zucchini the other ******* zucchinis forgot to tell that it lives in a desert. Last year's was a bit short of a foot long.
    LOL Maya, i know where this is going you deviate, please write up a detailed report afterwards i mean after you eat it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    I'd lay some serious $$$ down on a bet that 6 hours after his post above, Tone's is still sitting in front of his screen nude with an erection, and will be doing the same 6 hours from now.
    Hehehehe, god have you been talking to my mother ?
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    And watching a giant zucchini grow keeps you from posting. I was out of the loop for a day after painting my bathroom. Watching paint dry can keep you from your every day ritchuals as well.
    Quote Originally Posted by NDD View Post
    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Hehehehe, god have you been talking to my mother ?
    Hey, use it or lose it. Right?

    All I can add is that this is going to be seriously disturbing when it is revealed that IRL Tone's is an 11 year old girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Hehehehe, god have you been talking to my mother ?
    Yes, over breakfast.



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    Quote Originally Posted by scottap2003 View Post
    Maybe we should go troll the 29ers. They seem to enjoy it. I'm curious if the 27.5/650b/indecisive people will be the same way, or if they'll be more laid back.
    No mate we are way more laid back than them there 29er folk. I think it's because we KNOW the 'tweener is the best wheel size and don't really care what others think but them 29er dudes and dudettes are so busy convincing themselves its the bees knees they get pretty highly strung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    Im sitting here nude with an erection if that helps.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    I'd lay some serious $$$ down on a bet that 6 hours after his post above, Tone's is still sitting in front of his screen nude with an erection, and will be doing the same 6 hours from now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Oh, also, its gardening season. I just discovered a 15"+ long zucchini (5" or so diameter at it's thickest part) growing quite happily. It seems that every year there is one zucchini the other ******* zucchinis forgot to tell that it lives in a desert. Last year's was a bit short of a foot long.
    I think you just lost your money Circlip, Tone's just made a mess all over his keyboard reading about Maya's 15" zucchini and whether she was going to stuff it or grill it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemaya View Post
    Its too big to do much with. Stuffed or grilled, not sure which I will do yet. The last one I left on the vine too long, in hopes it would get bigger. Despite my best efforts, it stayed the same size, and ended up all woody and bitter tasting.
    That's not how you get it to grow bigger. Try rubbing gently, it'll grow, but it'll still be woody.
    Round and round we go

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    Quote Originally Posted by emu26 View Post
    I think you just lost your money Circlip, Tone's just made a mess all over his keyboard reading about Maya's 15" zucchini and whether she was going to stuff it or grill it.
    Just like a good novel, I'll consider it money well spent if there's a happy ending in it for Tone's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circlip View Post
    Hey, use it or lose it. Right?

    All I can add is that this is going to be seriously disturbing when it is revealed that IRL Tone's is an 11 year old girl.
    I got the over/under on an 80 year-old woman in a South Dakota nursing home.

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    Its too big to do much with. Stuffed or grilled, not sure which I will do yet. The last one I left on the vine too long, in hopes it would get bigger. Despite my best efforts, it stayed the same size, and ended up all woody and bitter tasting.
    Well I hope you learned your lesson, and won't let the members of the OC wither while you wait.

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    If the OC didn't sneak up on me like that, I would have been able to watch it and nuture it more. One day, I am all like, "Oh, lookit those cute wittle zucchinis! I can't wait until they are big enough to pick!" Then the OC is like, "FIFTEEN WOODY INCHES IN YOUR FACE, B!TCH!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    You could make better time if you rode it instead of pushing it, honey.
    ?! from this perspective it would be a much better time if she didn't.

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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    What did I miss?
    So, I think we're hearing Tone's is a 15 year old from South Dakota with an 80" Zucchini, but I may be wrong. I was just skimming because I have this really important news piece I'm working on.

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    So, I think we're hearing Tone's is a 15 year old from South Dakota with an 80" Zucchini, but I may be wrong. I was just skimming because I have this really important news piece I'm working on.
    You have it all backwards.
    Tones is an 80 year old woman with a 15" zucchini with a fetish for water play and group shock therapy.


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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    MWAHAHAHAHA Fek how dodgy are those kiwi bastards, i wouldnt even lend one my ugg boots let alone let him near my sheep....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    MWAHAHAHAHA Fek how dodgy are those kiwi bastards, i wouldnt even lend one my ugg boots let alone let him near my sheep....
    I knew it was gonna come out of the closet, er.... phone booth, that Tone's had a flock of sheep for flocking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyonadyke View Post
    I knew it was gonna come out of the closet, er.... phone booth, that Tone's had a flock of sheep for flocking.
    Well with all of that lanolin in their wool they are self lubing

    On a serious note, why do Kiwi's root sheep on the edge of cliffs? Apparently they push back harder.

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    So that would be animal husbandry (as opposed to wifery).
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    Well with all of that lanolin in their wool they are self lubing

    On a serious note, why do Kiwi's root sheep on the edge of cliffs? Apparently they push back harder.


    ^^ On a serious note ^^^ Ha,ha...
    On a serious note: Why do Kiwi's wear cowboy boots? To put the sheeps back legs in to keep them from getting away.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    The NASCAR thread hardly got touched this week. That is very odd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    The NASCAR thread hardly got touched this week. That is very odd.


    Did I miss the memo about completely random posts today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    The NASCAR thread hardly got touched this week. That is very odd.
    So go post something there.


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    I got money on his post being related to Johnson if he does.

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    Wait, mountain bikers are into NASCAR?!

    *puts hands up and backs away slowly...*

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    I got money on his post being related to Johnson if he does.
    And I'm at the point that I no longer care what people here think about my posts where I mention Johnson. It rerally is not that big of a deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    And I'm at the point that I no longer care what people here think about my posts where I mention Johnson. It rerally is not that big of a deal.
    yeah but by the looks of it bikemaya's cha cha likes big Johnsons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    And I'm at the point that I no longer care what people here think about my posts where I mention Johnson. It rerally is not that big of a deal.

    Wrong thread.

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    Tell that to the guys that posted before I did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    Tell that to the guys that posted before I did.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    And I'm at the point that I no longer care what people here think about my posts where I mention Johnson. It rerally is not that big of a deal.

    You got some on your chin.

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    What's with the negative comments? Do you truly have nothing better to do? Seriously. Go ride your bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kona0197 View Post
    What's with the negative comments? Do you truly have nothing better to do? Seriously. Go ride your bike.
    Bwaaaahaaaa. I put more miles on my bike this morning than you did all of last year so feel free to STFU. You get negative comments because your a whiny gonad gargling fan boi that doesn't know when to quit, and cant even find the correct thread to post your man love in.

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    And all this has to do with "What the ••••••H" happened to this forum lately - boring.
    Keep the Johnson talk to a minimum please.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And all this has to do with "What the ••••••H" happened to this forum lately - boring.
    Keep the Johnson talk to a minimum please.
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    Roadie I ride my bike daily. I commute to work. So your claim is not true. As for not finding the proper thread I wasn't the first one to start talking about NASCAR in this thread. Learn to place blame correctly. The first mention of NASCAR was by Scottap2003.

    I'll simply ignore the name calling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyall View Post
    Bored with Bate's Motel????
    Ha,ha actually it was a commercial, and another one now. But now rhat you mentioned it tonights episode is rather boring. They have 15 minutes to step it up a notch. Oh shit it's back on.
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    This thread is headed off toward Saturn...and it's most of the way there already.

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    Things are returning to normalcy it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    This thread is headed off toward Saturn...and it's most of the way there already.
    Hawg perhaps I should change the title to "Any Topic Any Time / Official Thread".
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    Dude, I'm in Illinois. The only place anyone would come from that would say this area is hilly is Kansas.

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    Hawg perhaps I should change the title to "Any Topic Any Time / Official Thread".
    Your the man with the finger on the trigger. Do as needed.

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