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    Quote Originally Posted by the one ring View Post
    I'd have slipped a note back in asking for him to dispense a few 20s before I called his boss.

    Nice angle, in his situation with survival mode kicked in, sadly, it may have worked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Don't mess with pregnant woman (or men for that matter). They are nutty and mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespasianus View Post
    Don't mess with pregnant woman (or men for that matter). They are nutty and mean.
    Justice SERVED for purse snatcher ... Moving on to the news deal ... Anyone know about this beware the Ides of July stuff? Beware July 20th & 21st | King World News Not used to seeing this kind of stuff on KWN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancient rascal View Post
    Justice SERVED for purse snatcher ... Moving on to the news deal ... Anyone know about this beware the Ides of July stuff? Beware July 20th & 21st | King World News Not used to seeing this kind of stuff on KWN!
    Umm, did you mean to post this in your Fake News thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    Umm, did you mean to post this in your Fake News thread?
    I knew that was coming. Columbus took a chance eh? Move it to fake news after July 22nd eh? Beware ... The Nautical Almanac site is somehow involved in this conspiracy. I was gonna post it in the Sky is Falling thread but ... never mind This guy somehow involved also? Time-Price-Research: John H. Nelson - Cosmic Patterns Just in case you don't have enough on your cosmic plate?
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    I hope this posts, we definitely need more of these!

    https://www.facebook.com/SteampunkTe...5657038881995/

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    ^ that's awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I hope this posts, we definitely need more of these!

    https://www.facebook.com/SteampunkTe...5657038881995/

    I know that feeling only too well when you run right thru the poo...
    this video is gold
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    This is why you don't binge on Hulu.

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    American Airlines in the news again.Weird and Wacky News-dangerousfart.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
    American Airlines in the news again.Click image for larger version. 

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    Fake fart ... actually totally soiled themselves?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancient rascal View Post
    Fake fart ... actually totally soiled themselves?
    Shart?
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    BBC Names the First Female Doctor Who
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    Doctor Who is going transgendered on his 13th regeneration!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericmopar View Post
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    What the hell did they serve for an in flight meal??
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    What the hell did they serve for an in flight meal??
    Chili ... deviled eggs and theater style popcorn ... nothing to see there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancient rascal View Post
    Chili ... deviled eggs and theater style popcorn ... nothing to see there.
    Explosive diarrhea is not nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Holy shit!
    Now that is wacky shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    This story is so old it's got dinosaur shit on it.
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    Anyone for baklava?



    The entire Queen Live Fresh Food Market near John St. in Toronto, was shut down Monday morning after Toronto Public Health inspectors identified a rodent infestation in the building.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Anyone for baklava?



    The entire Queen Live Fresh Food Market near John St. in Toronto, was shut down Monday morning after Toronto Public Health inspectors identified a rodent infestation in the building.
    Ratatouille?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscello View Post
    Some real thinkers in that scenario. They installed the device over the blade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Some real thinkers in that scenario. They installed the device over the blade.
    Scared to read it after that comment.




    Read it anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EugeneTheJeep View Post
    And not one mention of why he smashed the window. Duh! Could it be because he saw his reflection and thought it was a rival male goat moving in on his ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    And not one mention of why he smashed the window. Duh! Could it be because he saw his reflection and thought it was a rival male goat moving in on his ladies.
    For 20 minutes too! haha
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    All I am saying is give pizza chants

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    Poor thing, hope it was ok.

    And wtf was this put in the article for? Did he get excited?

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    God’s phone number revealed by Zimbabwean pastor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zomby Woof (MCM700) View Post
    God’s phone number revealed by Zimbabwean pastor
    https://www.newscientist.com/article...-300-feedback/
    No worky, have to sign up to read and see what God's phone number is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    Poor man's Colonoscopy? "Let's see what's going on up there."

    "Hmmpf, They were blue when I put them in."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zomby Woof (MCM700) View Post
    God’s phone number revealed by Zimbabwean pastor
    https://www.newscientist.com/article...-300-feedback/
    I keep getting a busy signal. Doesn't He have voicemail?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazpat View Post
    I keep getting a busy signal. Doesn't He have voicemail?
    Probably didn't pay his bill.
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    One gear is all you need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckha62 View Post
    Yikers!
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    This is the most flavor a Heineken has ever had.

    Fountain Valley man sues Heineken, saying he found 2 dead geckos in his beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    I agree, get rid of the skunk taste and add some flavor. They should have charged him an up charge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Beats the hell out of orange slices.
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    ^^^ Awesome! 19 years of occasional bliss.


    Some honeymoon. Sheesh!
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    An article in my local paper this morning about a drug-fueled rant by some meth-head. The statement that stood out within the article was this:

    "He attacked at least two others as he went through various rooms, banging on doors, police said, before a 71-year-old female employee at the medical center fought back, grabbing him by the testicles."

    Grandma got him by the balls! Go granny!
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    Don't find a link, but apparently an Iowa Cyclist was seriously injured riding home from a Taco ride because someone placed a log across the trail. Not a huge fan of large gatherings involving trail riding with folks who've been drinking, think of helmets as optional and occasionally forget their lights, but to deliberately try to take someone out adds insult to injury. I remember a similar incident in Lincoln Nebraska a couple years back involving a steel fence post being placed across the trail (on a bridge) that fractured a rider's kneecap. Be careful out there.
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    All I am saying is give pizza chants

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    "She threw the bloody poo out the window"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark_BC View Post
    I was intrigued on that robbery shooting. I went and found the video. I guess if you pull a weapon it's best not to drop it.


    https://www.google.com/amp/www.breit...one-armed/amp/
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    All I am saying is give pizza chants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark_BC View Post
    I saw that in my local paper. It seems they were astonished at how small it was and couldn't help themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    I saw that in my local paper. It seems they were astonished at how small it was and couldn't help themselves.
    So the headline is misleading. The nurses weren't gawking with admiration then.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ravewoofer View Post
    So the headline is misleading. The nurses weren't gawking with admiration then.


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    No, I was kidding but I forgot to add a little winky dude for confirmation.
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    No, I was kidding but I forgot to add a little winky dude for confirmation.
    To further suck the fun out of this news, I was referring to the actual newspaper headline, not your comments.

    Now if the nurses were giggling about eggplant, I would understand the joke.




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    14 kids by 7 women, including the third born since his vasectomy. This guy has got some vigorous sperm. You ladies probably shouldn't even sit near him if you aren't on birth control.

    https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/09/08/an...urteenth-child

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladmo View Post
    14 kids by 7 women, including the third born since his vasectomy. This guy has got some vigorous sperm. You ladies probably shouldn't even sit near him if you aren't on birth control.

    https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/09/08/an...urteenth-child
    Or perhaps some aren't really his. Like the last three, maybe.

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    Wasn't the original title of this thread WTF News? Pretty sure it was until it was canned and then a new one was launched by our beloved Cyclelicious. Anyway I'm reclaiming that tite of WTF News for this story alone.


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    True DJ. There was a thread called WTF news but it got locked. This one took it's place... because we like wtf news

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    https://www.yahoo.com/gma/federal-of...opstories.html
    Oh good, now their credibility is restored.
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    Library patrons allowed to surf porn, Ottawa mom discovers

    The manager of branch operations for the Ottawa Public Library, Catherine Seaman, wishes everyone "Happy Hump Day"
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    Library patrons allowed to surf porn, Ottawa mom discovers

    The manager of branch operations for the Ottawa Public Library, Catherine Seaman, wishes everyone "Happy Hump Day"
    In America we're split on this issue. Some think it's and expression of free speech and others think it a disgusting expression of free speech.
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    Or perhaps some aren't really his. Like the last three, maybe.

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    People always said he was stupid but this is ridiculous. Do you think he will ever wonder why his kids don't look like him?
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    "For someone to repeatedly do such a thing ... it's uncharted territory for me," Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti of the Colorado Springs Police Department told KKTV.

    Someone should rub her nose in it
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    And nobody in today's age whipped out a phone and got video to confirm her identity?

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    I'm local to the area and the DJ's on the rock radio stations have been having a field day with this for a couple of weeks now. Some good humor spilled forth.

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    And nobody in today's age whipped out a phone and got video to confirm her identity?
    Yes, they've got photos of her but she continues her mad pooping.
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    MAD POOPER

    It's the days where we all get rewards for doing something, anything, even pooh without wiping deserves a reward or an award.
    This mornings local paper reports Charmin is offering the M. P. a one year supply of free tp if she turns herself in.

    I hope not, yet if this story takes a turn like a big Police chase that turns 'messy', I'm pretty sure one day it'll be a movie or at least inspire a scene in a future movie. Colorado has become newsworthy / famous for a number reasons but lately, it's all the wrong ones IMO.

    We used to get all the great vibes for Best of this... and Best of that... I guess if you brag long enough, it comes back around on you.
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    Hmm that's why I never leave my doggy in my electric car while charging.
    All I am saying is give pizza chants

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    Running with scissors... you're going to die

    Running with chainsaw ... no injuries

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    There are two types of people in this world:
    1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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    Can anybody computer enhance him without hair please. I think I saw him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    Can anybody computer enhance him without hair please. I think I saw him.
    Here you go, DJ.

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    Excuse me for laughing but, he's missing part of his skull. Could be him though, maybe a little filler to visualize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclelicious View Post
    LOL. We have to find some of that guys other drawings....
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    ^ I like that the sketch artist signed his name...otherwise it looks like a 5 year old was playing with the police CGI sketch generator
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    LOL
    Excuse me for laughing but, he's missing part of his skull. Could be him though, maybe a little filler to visualize.
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    this one is a little long, but well worth the read.

    man lost house to foreclosure in 1996 but insists it's still his. harasses tenants for over 20 years before losing his mind over it. literally.

    some teasers...

    • an aggravated assault/stabbing over $5 worth of fried chicken
    • multiple counts of breaking and entering
    • residents coming home to find him hanging out, eating, and watching tv
    • having burglar bars installed on "his" house
    • randomly having cars towed from "his" property
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    Weird and Wacky News-800.jpeg


    George Foreman challenges Steven Seagal to 10-round fight

    LAS VEGAS (AP) — Former heavyweight champion George Foreman has challenged big-screen tough guy Steven Seagal to a real-life fight.

    The 68-year-old Foreman posted a picture of the 65-year-old Seagal on Twitter on Monday, writing: “I challenge you One on one, I use boxing you can use whatever. 10 rounds in Vegas.”

    When fans asked Foreman on Twitter why he wanted to fight Seagal, Foreman replied that the martial artist “really can fight” and is big enough to defend himself. Foreman first won the heavyweight title in 1973 and again in 1994.

    Seagal made headlines last week for saying that NFL players kneeling during the national anthem were a “joke” and an “outrage.”

    A representative for Seagal told The Associated Press on Tuesday that the star didn’t want to comment on Foreman’s offer.
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    ^Seagal is probably more interested in a doughnut eating contest^
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    Okay, so its satire. But funny nonetheless.
    http://babylonbee.com/news/nobel-pea...mper-sticker/#

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    Toronto Police Service :: News Release #39324


    19, goes by "Dr. Kitty", and performs budget medical procedures advertised online from her basement... Seems legit.
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    florida woman throws nacho cheese at 7 eleven employee


    Weird and Wacky News-a463ad361d5dfe21e549c1ff29883a1f7b5c5655.jpg


    Police: "Is that your cheese, ma’am?"
    Suspect: "No."
    Police: "So it’s nacho cheese?"
    Suspect: “Yes.”
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