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    Want an ego boost - look up your name here

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    I already know that my name means "like God" or "with God". That is why I was chosen to be leader of the OC faithful

    Read below:

    "A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Lord Hawg is a very cool person."

    See, what did I tell you?

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    Deke

    Bringer of light and authority to the many social orders of the world. One who attracts multiple suitors of the opposite sex and is able to please them in various ways.

    "Yeah deke kicked my ass and took my hot girl. " said Hawg
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Deke

    Bringer of light and authority to the many social orders of the world. One who attracts multiple suitors of the opposite sex and is able to please them in various ways.

    "Yeah deke kicked my ass and took my hot girl. " said Hawg
    I just said that to make you feel better. Truth is, I did her right before I passed her over to you and then I played a heartbroken fool to get you to take the bait. See, you didn't know that you were getting "sloppy seconds" that day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I just said that to make you feel better. Truth is, I did her right before I passed her over to you and then I played a heartbroken fool to get you to take the bait. See, you didn't know that you were getting "sloppy seconds" that day...
    Ahh but that is what I had made you think the thing you think you did. You were but a messenger for me

    edited hawg is a cool guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    Ahh but that is what I had made you think the thing you think you did. You were but a messenger for me

    edited hawg is a cool guy


    deke is a cool guy, too.

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    Haint - An old southern term for an over-priced motorcycle.

    Stops on a Dime though...
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    Suave and sexy, yeah that's me…..
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    Jeffrey
    N; A fat kid who eats paste, generally in the back row of the classroom

    Alt; N; The rich, unlikeable neighbor in any sitcom
    Jeffrey! Take your finger out of your nose and your hand out of the paste and pay attention!!

    No moss...

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    fishbucket:
    slang for vagina
    man I bet that girl has a hot fishbucket!

    son of a b!tch !


    Ego Boost???.... my ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    fishbucket:
    slang for vagina
    man I bet that girl has a hot fishbucket!

    son of a b!tch !


    Ego Boost???.... my ass.
    May we call you "Vag" from this day forward?

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    My user name has many meanings but the one I like most is:

    H.A.W.G. (Hetero Aging White Guy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    May we call you "Vag" from this day forward?
    You otta take a look at the other defs for Fishbucket-they're hilarious!
    Let's eat Ted
    Let's eat, Ted
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    Robert
    A some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. He spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. He doesnt think he's smart. Picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. Often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. Usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. Always contemplating something. Sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. He doesn't think hes attractive.

    But in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you'll ever meet. Hes Really sweet and loving. Doesn't hurt anybody intentionally. Does his best to please his family. Robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. He will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. He is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. He likes music and and occasionally, math. And hes great at keeping secrets. If you ever meet a Robert dont ever let him go. It'll be the best choice you ever made in your life.
    Girl 1: I'm so unbelievably in love with this guy, hes makes me feel like i'm the only girl in the world!

    Girl 2: Ahh, you must have caught a Robert. You're so lucky!

    Not trying to stroke my ego, but this is me, to the tee. Kinda weird!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie View Post
    You otta take a look at the other defs for Fishbucket-they're hilarious!
    HEY ! ... Shut it !
    Hey Miraculous... Go Raiders ! .
    -Dad

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    Floyd

    A person who is is so cool that people have to give them all his/her love

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    alternate for me

    Deke
    A hostile and Ravenous half man-half Taco beast, is sometimes found to lose blatter at random, sometimes using a funneling techique to load his wastes into a super soaker, and stay unsuspecting orphans.
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    Nick
    the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishbucket View Post
    fishbucket:
    slang for vagina
    man I bet that girl has a hot fishbucket!

    son of a b!tch !





    Ego Boost???.... my ass.
    HAhahaha!!!! Awesome!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    sodak
    To be enlightened in the state of South Dakota. Also the most dangerous gang in the Dakota territory.
    He doesn't whack off anymore because he is sodak.

    A man was killed yesterday in a sodak attack.


    Uhh.... sweet! Nobody wants a Sodak attack!
    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    ^ Wow that's some serious stuff!

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    Gordon
    Gordon is a random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!!!
    "Dan:Aw man Gordon scares me"
    "Pieman:why?"
    "Dan:Cos hes got a bigger d!ck than me!"





    Edit: Wait, who the F is Dan and what if he... never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHUM View Post
    Nick
    the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

    Well Nick top this!! haha

    Troy
    Has a abnormally HUGE PENIS ranging 24-36 inches. Always drowning in p**sy. Doesn't take shit from no one and does not have CROTCH ROT! Also a beast at everything he does especially in the sack. Ladies can cook eggs and bacon on his eight pack then get down on him and ride him like a roller coaster. The only thing hes says is "BEND OVER b*tch" and everyone replies HELL YA!

    "We can always find excuses if we want to find them, but if we really want to do something, we have to just go."

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    Bob
    The world's most amazing person.
    Bob is cooler than Chuck Norris.
    Chasing bears through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet is strongly not advised

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    Hmmm...

    Rocker:
    in 50s and 60s britain two youth groups emerged the rockers and the mods; the rockers liked american movie culture and drove round on motorbikes wearing leather jackets and boots, my grandfather was a rocker and he went down to Brighton many times to give the mods a good kicking. This is nowadays confused sometimes with the american version that are goths the 50s british rockers were cool unlike those black-clad skunks.
    50s man: look at those rockers kicking in the mods.


    Rocker:
    Leather Clad, Mod Bashing, Brit Classic Bike Riding, heros of the Rock n Roll era, other wise known as Greasers, Ton-Up Boys, Teddy Boys.
    Rocker Guy:Hey u wanna take a Ride down to the ace
    Rocker Girl:Yeh thtd be fun, see if ya can get the bike up to the Ton on the way.

    Rocker:
    a person who excels in everything (s)he thinks and does, and most probably also has the coolest personality and attitude


    Or this: (heheh!)
    An intellectual individual, who listens to Rock music, or it's retarded sub-genres, EMO, Metal, and Pop, and promotes social revolution or equality. Usually a Liberal.

    He or she may not have a full education, but many have their own personal and independent beliefs.

    They cannot be stereotyped due to their diversity. Unlike rappers, who tend to be posers and not as intelligent.
    AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Van Halen, Kiss, Chuck Berry, and Guns N Roses kick EMO Rock's ass

    Rocker Power

    Or even (?):
    A bong hoot in which a layer of tobacco is packed in the first half of the bowl, followed by a layer of straight chron on top of that. Plain and simple: they **** you up.
    "pack me a rocker, brah."
    "got tab?"


    WTF???
    It's all Here. Now.

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    I was pretty surprised to actually find definitions for my name at all. The first will get me in trouble with Hawg, the second is less than an ego boost. I bet some chick's friend posted it. Ill have to find out who it is and yell at her for several hours to teach her how stupid she and her friends are....

    Hezekiah
    GOD of everything.
    that Hezekiah is amazing!


    Hezekiah
    A guy who seems nice, but when you get to know him he's very hyprcritical. He treats people like dirt and doesn't deserve the woman he "Loves". He acts like the best boyfriend in the world, but when she or anyone close to her does something stupid that involves her, he'll get so mad at HER, it's ridiculous. No one deserves a Hezekiah.
    "Hey, did you see what Hezekiah did to his girlfriend today? How could he care about that kind of thing? He needs to let her live her life."
    "I know! He was so insensitive towards her, she needs someone better..."
    "I hope she realizes how he's treating her is not acceptable."

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    boosted! it said "cool pimp mfer" as well as breed of donkey and where masses of old people congregate.

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    Douglas
    Better than everyone else. A role model and very great looking. Gets all the girls and Has a huge cock. His big balls will always surprise you; especially the first time. Also one who loves sweets and can party it up. He is hardcore.

    douglas
    A ginger with a small penis

    Thankfully I'm not a ginger douglas, but a hardcore brunette Douglas and I do like sweets.
    I don't know why,... it's just MUSS easier to pedal than the other ones.

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    We bad....

    Thank's CHUM for making my day.
    Apparently I've got it going on.

    Jay
    usually a big strong man most likely an MMA fighter or football player. He is that friend that would stand up and fight for his best friends or girlfriends. Most likely your favorite friend to hang out with. your favorite friend to party with.
    Enormous penis and stamina of a race horse.
    I seen this Jay the other day, I wish I could be like him.



    Jay
    Someone who is a beast at everything he/she does. Such as running barefoot on a muddy cross country course-or being beyond hot.
    Derek: "Did you see that jay run by?"
    Nick: "Yeah his name is Jay, he's really good."
    Victoria:"And he's so hot!! Jay is such a jay!"
    Front Range, Colorado.

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    I almost forgot

    Haint - likes to give pleasure as much as receiving pleasure. Big Love.
    I like Sand - I don't like Witches


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    So my other name


    Darren
    A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
    Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass mother****er, his name must be Darren!
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    Quote Originally Posted by deke505 View Post
    So my other name


    Darren
    A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
    Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass mother****er, his name must be Darren!
    Seriously! Apparently we are one in the same.

    Jay
    A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
    Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass mother****er, his name must be Jay!
    Front Range, Colorado.

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