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    Vasectomy alternatives?

    Hate condoms, birth control makes the fiancé crazy, and I don't want to have a week of recovery time.

    Are there sterilization pills?

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    Can always just pull and pray.

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    I don't like pulling out either

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    How about soaking it in cider.
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    I have heard about male birth control. Not sure if it's commercially available yet or if it's as effective as other options.

    You could always just use a hammer, but I'm not sure you'd be happy with the recovery prospects of that, either.

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    I had the big V when I was 21.. I knew I did not want any more kids.

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    Butt sex.

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    get a swift hard kick in em .
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    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    F*ck Cancer

    Eat your veggies

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    Be a man get it done. I did and am very glad I did... As Forest would say one less thing to worry about.
    When you've seen someone rupture their scrotum on a bike you won't take the standards for top tube clearance lightly!

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    By the time I was done having kids, it seemed to be a permanent solution to a relatively temporary issue (eventually she will no longer be fertile) .

    Some decent reading here:

    http://www.vasectomy-information.com/pages/wellconn.pdf

    Make an informed decision, do what you got to do.

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    Vasectomy alternatives?

    Castration. And I do think there are drugs that were giving as a condition of probation to some of our inmates. Good luck.
    Wanted: WTB rollercams and brake bridges

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    Stop being such a wuss and git'er done.
    2nd best decision I ever made, 2nd only to marrying my wife.
    Sure, you're a bit tender for a couple of days, but it's hardly agony, and it was only about three days before I was back on the motorbike, and about a week to start mountain biking.
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    The withdrawal method is proven to be 50% effective. Perfect for the hard core gamblin' man.

    I'll probably get flack for this but there is the "morning after" drug, too.
    ...and proud member of the anti-sock puppet desolation

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    Vasectomy alternatives?

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    The withdrawal method is proven to be 50% effective. Perfect for the hard core gamblin' man.

    I'll probably get flack for this but there is the "morning after" drug, too.
    Dude. So much for the girls happiness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawg View Post
    I'll probably get flack for this but there is the "morning after" drug, too.
    Been there and she wasn't a happy camper. OOP's sorry!



    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    How about soaking it in cider.
    Just because some things need explaining.

    Soaking it inside her..
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    You take you pants off in a nice warm place, so they are all relaxed. Tape the slug to your belly. Then you grab the bricks, line up by leaning a bit forward and then the timing becomes more important. The bricks. traditional and economical......

    Pleasure to have been helpful

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    I always swear by the withdrawal method: you whip it out then rush into that brand new cheap kitchen from Warrington... there's a small God that lives behind the cooker who might be receptive to the right prayer...
    It's all Here. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Dude. So much for the girls happiness.
    She still should be happy, at least she got a dinner and a movie first.

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    For what ever reason, the nurse in charge of slathering my junk with iodine to prep me was smoking hot. Sounds like fun, yes? Far from it. The room was cold as hell and i was terrified. I got to add embarrassed to the emotional trauma of the experience.

    Am i selling you on it? One week of down time, not a big deal.

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    After getting mine done after #4 came along, I couldn't get the lyrics from a Stone Temple Pilot song outta my head, Half the man I used to be. LOL
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    Think about this, we do it to a lot of dogs and you don't hear them complaining do you.
    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    You guys have reached for a new low.

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    Don't dry your padded bike shorts after washing, but instead put them in the freezer. Wear after procedure, alternating with a second pair or a bag of peas. Rinse, repeat.
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    So this is your fiancé? You're not married yet...do you have kids already? If not, do you want kids? Prolly better wait if you do. If not, get snipped. Doesn't take a week to recover and it really, really works.
    "I love the bike. It's my meditation. I think I'm bike-sexual." -Robin Williams

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    Stories of FAIL:

    1. A guy I used to work with had a vasectomy some time after his first marriage ended, before he started dating again. He soon was a 50-yr-old father to a newborn, with a girlfriend who didn't want kids.

    2. My office mate from years ago was the result of a failed vasectomy.

    The common denominator in both cases was Navy corpsmen doing the procedures.
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