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    The UFO Thread... Have you seen or been with Aliens ?

    So you Americans seem to have lots of UFO sightings over there and seem to have little green men walking all over the place especially in Arazona, abducting people, sneaking into peoples bedrooms and having sex with them, i have a few questions.

    1. Who has ever seen a UFO, tell us the story.?

    2. Whos been abducted by aliens?

    4. Whos had a sexual experience with an alien ?

    5. Whos been in a space ship ?

    6. Whos been to Roswell ?

    7. Who believes in Aliens ?

    8. Who thinks its a load of Garbage ?

    9. Have any of your family or friends had a UFO experience ?

    10. Has anybody actually spoken to an Alien ?

    11. DO ALIENS REALLY ANAL PROBE THEIR VICTIMS ? (serious question, no laughing like school children please) im looking for answers.......


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    I heard stories that the anal probing by aliens ain't so bad.

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    LOL, That what ive been hoping to hear....
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    Re: The UFO Thread... Have you seen or been with Aliens ?

    So Tone if 4 and 10 end up true are you moving to AZ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    I heard stories that the anal probing by aliens ain't so bad.
    of probed or probee?

    i've flown thru the air on a bike with a basket. does that count?
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    Be sure they warm up the probe first, intergalactic space can put a chill on things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaLL6 View Post
    So Tone if 4 and 10 end up true are you moving to AZ?
    Doesn't AZ have a high fence to keep the aliens out?

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    Not a believer, never seen one, nor do I know anyone well who claims to have seen one. I have been to Roswell. It wasn't that great.

    I didn't know that America was more prone to alien/UFO reports than other parts of the world. Actually, I've lived in Northern Chile and spent some time in Puerto Rico, and found that many, many people in those places had alien stories, everyone from the educated and professionals to the mine workers and fishermen. Kinda interesting -- both of those places have unique geographic characteristics - N. Chile is the driest place on earth and looks like the moon (maybe Martians would feel most comfortable there), and most of the stories had to do with being out in the desert at night; Puerto Rico is only 5 miles from the second deepest trench in the ocean (maybe they park their UFOs down there), and many of the stories I heard had to do with UFOs or aliens going into or out of the ocean.
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    CAROLINALL6, if 4 and 11 turn out to be true i'll be on the first flight over to stay at Dirty Sanchez's house, and never moving out.......get the bed warm AZ in comin over......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tystevens View Post
    Not a believer, never seen one, nor do I know anyone well who claims to have seen one. I have been to Roswell. It wasn't that great.

    I didn't know that America was more prone to alien/UFO reports than other parts of the world. Actually, I've lived in Northern Chile and spent some time in Puerto Rico, and found that many, many people in those places had alien stories, everyone from the educated and professionals to the mine workers and fishermen. Kinda interesting -- both of those places have unique geographic characteristics - N. Chile is the driest place on earth and looks like the moon (maybe Martians would feel most comfortable there), and most of the stories had to do with being out in the desert at night; Puerto Rico is only 5 miles from the second deepest trench in the ocean (maybe they park their UFOs down there), and many of the stories I heard had to do with UFOs or aliens going into or out of the ocean.
    Good story TY, i like the thought of aliens living in the ocean, they could be doing anything down there and we wouldnt know, but im surprised the japanese havnt harpooned any on their 'scientific' whale harpooning expeditions
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    I grew up about an hour from Roswell. That place is the biggest tourist trap I've ever seen. The only aliens in that area are looking for jobs.

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    Every UFO sighting that has ever been reported or not reported is absolutely true. Really!rolleyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail6 View Post
    I heard stories that the anal probing by aliens ain't so bad.
    I'd prefer they send a probe to Uranus and not mine. :|
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    of course they exist. the universe is so big, to think we are the only life out here is beyond stupid.

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    I think Tone's meant aliens landing on Earth. I don't think anybody here denies the existence of extraterrestrial life for the reason you cited.

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    i know, it was in refrence to question 7 and 8.

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    I just witnessed, just a minute ago a UFO. I took the 3 dogs out front [2 are my sisters that I'm watching] and as I walked out the front door they all ran to my right. I look over only to see a large figure on the ground with what appeared to be wings. As I got closer it flew away. It was a UFO for a minute until I confirmed what I really saw. It was a large Red Tail Hawk that had just killed a rabbit. As it took off it got about 10' up and dropped the rabbit. My dog's were all over it before I could get to them. So yes am I convinced that 99.9% of UFO sightings are that of just an unidentified object. That doesn't constitute other life forms from Galaxy's far far away. Am I closed to the idea absolutely not. But i don't think they come here and experiment on people like Tone,

    Although upon first glance it may appear that Tone has had an experiment or two forced [welcomed] upon him.
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    Experiment on people like Tone's...... weird science to say the least!

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    i would james t kirk any superfine ones. green, purple...
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    Put me down for "once I see it with my own eyes, then I will believe".

    Regarding the supposed crash landing and subsequent capture af an alien being near Roswell, NM.....I find it fascinating that something that has the technology and skill set required to cross the galaxy and get here, can't seem to fly around the vicinity without crashing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    .I find it fascinating that something that has the technology and skill set required to cross the galaxy and get here, can't seem to fly around the vicinity without crashing.
    Ran into a telephone pole IIRC

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    Quote Originally Posted by net wurker View Post
    Put me down for "once I see it with my own eyes, then I will believe".

    Regarding the supposed crash landing and subsequent capture af an alien being near Roswell, NM.....I find it fascinating that something that has the technology and skill set required to cross the galaxy and get here, can't seem to fly around the vicinity without crashing.
    If you'd ever been to the "crash site" you'd find it even harder to believe. There is nothing out there but rolling hills in the desert. Not even any trees to run into.

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    I don't think we have been visited by aliens from another planet. I'll wait for tangible proof before I believe that they have been here. Now that everybody has smart phones we should have tons of high quality photographic evidence on Instagram and youtube by now. Plus if aliens did land, I'm sure they would seek out the nearest earthling and tell them to "take me to your leader."

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    Or eat us (from the best Twilight Zone episode ever)


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