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    Twerking. Stupid. And hot.

    So I'm old and out of touch where internet sensations are concerned. Booty shakin is old news, but now it's called twerking when synchronized with music. I'm sure most of you already have heard of it, but just in case:

    Twerking To Classical: Twerking Gets a High Class Makover (NSFW VIDEO)

    Anyways, I find it really stupid and really hot all at the same time. Is there a word/fetish for that?
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    I have never found booty shaking to be a turn on at all. I just don't get it.
    Its all Shits and Giggles until somebody Giggles and Shits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewtality View Post
    I have never found booty shaking to be a turn on at all. I just don't get it.
    I don't get it either, really. The plain old booty shakin and popping from 90's music videos is not all that interesting. I'm not that turned on if it's just trying to replicate some notion of unrealistic/idealized sex. But something about matching the beat of the music seems to remove it from the overtly sexualized, at least in the example included in my link. It's not simulated sex at that point. Sure, I don't get it. But it's kind of hot. I think it a turn off and a turn on all at the same time. There's something interesting about that.

    Let the sexual psycho-babble begin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    So I'm old and out of touch where internet sensations are concerned. Booty shakin is old news, but now it's called twerking when synchronized with music. I'm sure most of you already have heard of it, but just in case:
    Um, nope!
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    Seen this around for a while now but didn't know that there was an actual phrase for it. Thanks!
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    Twerking is asinine

    but this track named Twerk is not - It is off the hook!
    (does not have any other commonality to the idiocy besides the name)

    Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say Fuck it.

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    So that's what that stupid "dance" move is called. Never realized there was actually a name for it.

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    So that's what that stupid "dance" move is called. Never realized there was actually a name for it.
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    Oh my! I just clicked on the link... one of those instances where bigger is mo bettah! Not my cup of tea...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    So that's what that stupid "dance" move is called. Never realized there was actually a name for it.
    I agree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    I agree!
    Zactly!
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    “Twerking”??? As if it really needed a new name other than, “shaking one’s ass in order to get some backdoor action acknowledgment”. I’m just old, school I suppose.
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    Arggg! Should have warned it was a HuffPo link...now I need to bathe. ><

    I didn't know it had a new name? A while back I stumbled on "wooty." White girl booty or some such nonsense.

    This chick is hot, but the ass shaking not so much.

    For those so inclined enjoy?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaLL6 View Post
    Arggg! Should have warned it was a HuffPo link...now I need to bathe. ><

    Here, how about another link,

    'Twerking' Video Gets Students Suspended - Fox Nation

    (Oh my god! I clicked on a Fox Link!!! Now I need a skin transplant!!!)
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    Couldn't get past the first 12 seconds of the first video. I find those Amazonian a$$es highly disgusting, I don't like looking at chocolate cottage cheese bounce around.

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    I'm even an ass man, but that sh*t is twerked!
    TAOS on pinkbike

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    Twerking. Stupid. And hot.

    As far as I can tell, it's just stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1nterceptor View Post
    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkXZocIK5gQ]Stevie TV + TWERKING Intervention + VH1 - YouTube[/url
    That is funny, at least in the context of this thread.

    PS, doesn't look like there are many twerk fans in OC land. Guess I'll have nobody to share youtube links with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    That is funny, at least in the context of this thread.

    PS, doesn't look like there are many twerk fans in OC land. Guess I'll have nobody to share youtube links with.
    Considering the bunch of twerks we all are... odd!
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    Ok, I'm starting to get the idea now. Twerking is what we should be calling booty shaking now that it's perfectly acceptable practice for suburban white girls:

    Is Miley Cyrus? twerking racist? - Salon.com

    Warning to CarolinaLL6, the above link is to Salon.com, another noted Lefty website. You may need another bath.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Danger View Post
    Ok, I'm starting to get the idea now. Twerking is what we should be calling booty shaking now that it's perfectly acceptable practice for suburban white girls:

    Is Miley Cyrus? twerking racist? - Salon.com

    Warning to CarolinaLL6, the above link is to Salon.com, another noted Lefty website. You may need another bath.
    Appreciate the warning.
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    Twerking. Stupid. And hot.

    Other than the fact that I find it impressive that some of the girls can "twerk" one cheek at a time, I've never been a fan of big booty hoes shaking that a**.


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    I'll need to get my urban dictionary out.. but I'm guessing "twerking" is a new slang term for "tweeting while jerking" or "twitter jerking"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daves4mtb View Post
    I'm getting old when I realize that I both like seeing good looking young women shaking their butts, but somehow think it is too crude to be called "dancing" and find it just too unsubtle and "in your face." What's next, are they going to strip down and start humping a cucumber and call it "cuking?"
    No, that's Cuerping...
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