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    Tin-Foil Hatters

    who ya got???

    taking tin-foil hats to a whole new level...

    paul walker killed by the illuminati

    but wait... it gets better.

    paul walker killed by obama drone strike

    no, it's not "the onion". yes, they are stone cold serious.

    the comments following each "story" are hilarious.

    like this one for example:

    Just a thought… If you watch the Brian dying clip of Family Guy… there is a clear #18 made buy the goal and the hockey stick in the road. Consider this…

    Paul Walker is 40
    He died on 11/30th.
    40
    30
    cancel the zeros
    4+3=7
    7+11 (November)=18
    1+8=9
    1+1+3+4=9

    Also 1134 upside down is hell. This very well could have been a satanic sacrifice. I don’t buy the accident story.
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    Just goes to show that the 29er forum doesn't have a monopoly on bat **** crazy.

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    Welcome back AZ.

    There are arguments going on that Paul Walker's death is a hoax like Jackie Chan's death.
    "I saw it on ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, CNN. Paul Walker must be dead."
    "No, he's alive! I saw it on a Spanish news website."

    If Jackie Chan does die, NOBODY is going to believe it.
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    Dang, that was some fun reading.

    Apparently Obama is the antichrist and he is going to have the UN kill all American citizens who don't willingly hand over all their guns, and then he's going to nuke the whole place and Jesus is going to turn up with Paul Walker and.... Oh wait... No, there was going to be an electro magnetic pulse that would start a zombie apocalypse, so start hoarding now, and Glen Beck broke the whole story several years ago, but some comet or other that is towing aliens in it's wake is being covered up by the illuminati who know that power companies don't want you to hear the truth about cancer, which would be a big problem if the Obeastma of Revelation wasn't about to kick off the apocralypse causing widespread..... ohhhh I think I read too much.

    Maybe I'll just go mountain biking instead of worrying about it all.
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    Was a sad day and lots of people are crazy with their theories

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    ^ I have a theory about that....
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    ^ That's crazy.
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    The drone strike deal seems reasonable


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail Ninja View Post
    Welcome back AZ.

    There are arguments going on that Paul Walker's death is a hoax like Jackie Chan's death.
    "I saw it on ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, CNN. Paul Walker must be dead."
    "No, he's alive! I saw it on a Spanish news website."

    If Jackie Chan does die, NOBODY is going to believe it.
    That may be, but EVERYBODY knows that Bruce Lee was killed by the Dim Mak (Death-touch)!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Understater View Post
    Dang, that was some fun reading.

    Apparently Obama is the antichrist and he is going to have the UN kill all American citizens who don't willingly hand over all their guns, and then he's going to nuke the whole place and Jesus is going to turn up with Paul Walker and.... Oh wait... No, there was going to be an electro magnetic pulse that would start a zombie apocalypse, so start hoarding now, and Glen Beck broke the whole story several years ago, but some comet or other that is towing aliens in it's wake is being covered up by the illuminati who know that power companies don't want you to hear the truth about cancer, which would be a big problem if the Obeastma of Revelation wasn't about to kick off the apocralypse causing widespread..... ohhhh I think I read too much.

    Maybe I'll just go mountain biking instead of worrying about it all.
    This is why there is a barcode on the back of every Stop sign. The U.N. troops can scan it, and instantly find out how many guns are in the neighborhood. Some of the barcodes even have a tiny little black helicopter icon on them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Ray View Post
    This is why there is a barcode on the back of every Stop sign. The U.N. troops can scan it, and instantly find out how many guns are in the neighborhood. Some of the barcodes even have a tiny little black helicopter icon on them.
    I'm guessing in a lot of neighborhoods the answer to that would be "more guns than us.... And bigger too." Man, the UN is so old school. I thought everyone was using data-matrices now.
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    A chemical analysis of my poop reveals a little-known toxin, available only to scientists working for the NIH, OSRD, and other top-level US guv'mint agencies.

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    Death by deceleration...I'm pretty sure that is what will get me.

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    Does anybody ride by kernville and lake Isabella? Great riding out there and where this guy that made Morningstar tools lived and sold his stuff at the annual keyesville bike race. Wacky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ View Post
    Just goes to show that the 29er forum doesn't have a monopoly on bat **** crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirt farmer View Post
    A chemical analysis of my poop reveals a little-known toxin, available only to scientists working for the NIH, OSRD, and other top-level US guv'mint agencies.
    I hope that toxin is not an isotope of Spandexium, Lycromium or Fagnesium

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    I love tin foil hats

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    Waterfowl. Don't trust 'em with those beady, dark, soulless eyes. They're up to something I tell ya.
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    I will investigate this.
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    I have a friend who is a retired US Air Force Colonel who was involved in some very hush-hush stuff over the years... I am working on some explanations of the Roswell saga, and shall report back with info when I get it... Watch this space...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    I have a friend who is a retired US Air Force Colonel who was involved in some very hush-hush stuff over the years... I am working on some explanations of the Roswell saga, and shall report back with info when I get it... Watch this space...
    Just as I thought, my worst fears have been confirmed:

    My USAAF buddy has confirmed that the 'ship' that came down over Roswell contained the bodies of 2 adult alien waterfowl, and upon closer examination, it was found that one of the pair had recently given birth to several babies, but they were not found. It was assumed that these alien aqua-avians had escaped upon a mission of Earth conquest. The other oddity discovered with the 2 adults was that they both exhibited, as closely as could be ascertained, female characteristics, and it was also assumed that they were in fact gay.
    After evidence was found of a huge upsurge in waterfowl populations, and further, much suppressed, evidence was found of several bank robberies, kidnappings and anal intrusions perpetrated by groups of hostile duck-like creatures, a group was set up within the black ops framework of the CIA: The Duck Hunters... The rest is history...
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    RockerC has too much Peyote Button available out in the desert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIRTJUNKIE View Post
    RockerC has too much Peyote Button available out in the desert.
    Where'd you get that picture of me?!? I thought I had deleted all copies?!

    If you look carefully at my pants, you can make out the stylised and very fetching duck motif around my thighs... the truth is out!
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