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    Time for a Rexy Update.

    Tones?

    I'm sure you were just making it all up, but we're all hanging out to know how Rexy got on with his Tallboy, so make up an update for us, and make it good!
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    "Tallboy", how appropriate....
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    Just a reminder

    Is a 29er OK For a Dwarf (little person) Please Help..

    I missed the original thread in the 29er forum, it sounded like a blast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nwbikur View Post
    Just a reminder

    Is a 29er OK For a Dwarf (little person) Please Help..

    I missed the original thread in the 29er forum, it sounded like a blast.
    Gawd, how did I miss that? I need to get out of the OC more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Understater View Post
    Tones?

    I'm sure you were just making it all up, but we're all hanging out to know how Rexy got on with his Tallboy, so make up an update for us, and make it good!
    Rexy deprived - no kidding... great request...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Gawd, how did I miss that? I need to get out of the OC more.
    can't believe you missed it... thread of the year...
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    Didn't Tone's say Rexy is now playing professional Rugby? Or was it Porn? I forget.
    "Bigring, that's deep. ...Well, I suspect it is. I didn't read it."

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    Time for a Rexy Update.

    Poor rexy had to use those fixie straps to keep his wooden leg extenders on the pedals and then one of them fell off and got stuck in his spoke and threw him otb and into some dwarf eating Venus flytraps and he is now without a right arm. At least, that's what tones told me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlonbike View Post
    Poor rexy had to use those fixie straps to keep his wooden leg extenders on the pedals and then one of them fell off and got stuck in his spoke and threw him otb and into some dwarf eating Venus flytraps and he is now without a right arm. At least, that's what tones told me.
    Then it must be true!
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    I forgot about Tone's Rex....I thought this thread was gonna be about Sergeant Rex, aka, sexy-rexy.
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    Hi everybody, its Rex here on my mate Tony's computer, thanks for the well wishes and id like you all to know i won my first 24 hour event on my tallboy last week.
    Many said i couldnt do it but i proved them all wrong.
    Tones was my coach and has helped me over a long period of time with little things like motivation etc.
    Next week im trading in my large tallboy frame, it was a little cramped, im going the EXtra large this time, i think it'll be a better fit.

    Yes the rumours are true, ive started my porn career ..

    As many of you know i dont like anything small, and my taste in women is the same, actually, im a 'feeder' meaning i love to find the biggest, ripest women i can find and feed them all sorts of food during sex, there is a hell of a lot of people that love to watch a big girl getting fed custard through a funnel while i have sex with them infront of the camera, so much so that as a 'feeder' its my job to make them vomit on orgasm all over myself and herself, its an art to get the timing right.
    Yes there are many on site work place and safety issues, im only 3 odd foot and 49kg and im dealing with a few 3-400lb models, so it can get dangerous at times, sometimes i have to be fitted out with a safety rope in case things get serious.

    Anyway, i'll touch base soon with you all, thanks for your support mtbr members.
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    The depravity continues.

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    That whole thread was a masterclass. I so wanted it all to be true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Understater View Post
    That whole thread was a masterclass. I so wanted it all to be true.
    What!? How can you say it wasn't true? I mean cmon, rex just posted a VERYdetailed description of his current profession. How can you possibly still have doubts that Rex is real?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRingGrinder View Post
    What!? How can you say it wasn't true? I mean cmon, rex just posted a VERYdetailed description of his current profession. How can you possibly still have doubts that Rex is real?
    I've now come to the conclusion that Rexy is an extension of Tones himself, and that he has a semi-autonomous existence. I've no doubt that most of Tone's' update was true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone's View Post
    as a 'feeder' its my job to make them vomit on orgasm all over myself and herself, its an art to get the timing right.
    Do you suppose i would get in trouble if i used this as my new sig?
    "Bigring, that's deep. ...Well, I suspect it is. I didn't read it."

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    i thought this thread was gonna be about rex ryan of new york jets fame.

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    Glad to hear that you're riding, Rex. Good choice with the Xtra large. You ought to really be able to stretch yourself out, get into a nice rhythm, drive hard, and really go the distance.

    The bigger bike should work ok for you too.

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    Maybe I'm a humorless fuddy, but I thought the original thread unusually cruel to some of those erstwhile 29er folks.
    You're so cute internet tough guy. Noogie...Noogie...Noogie.

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