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    Those damn goatheads....

    I'm back in the land of the goatheads! And after a five-minute walk through the neighborhood tonight, I've already pulled five out of my shoes. My shoes tracked them into the house too. Refilling my tires with sealant as soon as I finish this up.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    I was gonna say, good sealant, and goats heads don't really matter....
    "We LOVE cows! They make trails for us.....

    And then we eat them."

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    Do you have any recommendations for sealant for my shoes? I have Stan's, but I'm not sure where that would go.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    Well, ride your bike, silly!
    "We LOVE cows! They make trails for us.....

    And then we eat them."

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    don't walk or ride on top of goats..use the road or trail
    I mean if there were jobs then we wouldn't be on the dole then maybe we'd be singing about love and kissing-Joe Strummer

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    Read this, it will give you good insight...

    Those damn goatheads....-goatheadsfronthirez.jpg
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    they are good with some milk for breakfast.

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    Dr. Wades Secret Sauce. Do a search for it here on MTBR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'm back in the land of the goatheads! And after a five-minute walk through the neighborhood tonight, I've already pulled five out of my shoes. My shoes tracked them into the house too. Refilling my tires with sealant as soon as I finish this up.
    How sad! If you stop stepping on the goat's heads in the first place, they won't feel compelled to stick you. I mean come on, goats large enough to see up ahead of you as you approach. Just walk around them. Problem solved.
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    Tribulus terrestris must die!!!

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    I'm still trying to figure out why goats would want to live here. It's not a particularly hospitable place without climate control and some sort of water source, and there are very few natural ones around.

    I slept on this problem, though, and I think I've got a solution. I'm just going to stop going outside! The goats can't bother me and I can't bother them that way.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    I'm still trying to figure out why goats would want to live here. It's not a particularly hospitable place without climate control and some sort of water source, and there are very few natural ones around.

    I slept on this problem, though, and I think I've got a solution. I'm just going to stop going outside! The goats can't bother me and I can't bother them that way.

    You enjoy a spot of Goat-bothering do you?
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    It's all Here. Now.

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    I remember sitting down with Matthias from the Scorpions once, writing out the set list for a show, and the subject of goats came up... not sure why, but we altered the set list to suit. I cannot find an actual example, but some of the songs they did that night included:

    Wind of Goat
    The Goat
    Goat you in a Hurry Again
    Goat to Goat
    Still Goating you
    Send me a Goat
    HolyGoat
    Big City Goats
    No Goat like You
    Rhythm of Goat
    Passion Rules the Goat

    Etc etc...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockerc View Post
    You enjoy a spot of Goat-bothering do you?
    Pretty much... But it's a big hassle when they get stuck in my shoes, and then I have to take them out of my shoes too. Can't you see how that would be a hassle?

    And I still haven't seen any suggestions for preventing those goats from getting stuck in my shoes in the first place. WTF, people.
    I've made some bad decisions like taking the gears off my bike. So here's the warning: Do not as I say, nor as I do.

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    I Goat You Were Trouble

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    Those damn goatheads....

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    they are good with some milk for breakfast.
    They are a good source of fiber. Great for getting things moving right along. And maybe bleeding internally. But that's ok, cause you'll be pooping great!!!

    It might fix Nicole's little pooping issue
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