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    Things you probably shouldn't laugh at but you just can't help yourself

    First off, don't beat me up for this, I have autistic family so I know how these things go, they really cannot help themselves at times and it's a daily struggle for them


    anyways today at wal-mart....

    a mentally handicapped person was walking with his caretaker thru the women's undergarments and loudly moaning "UN-DER-WARE" repeatedly

    as if that wasn't enough he then firmly grasped the cup of a brazier and loudly hooted like sloth from the goonies

    I kept it together, wiping the tears from my eyes, but another couple couldn't contain it and quickly ducked behind some shelving and giggled very loudly


    anyone else have stories that you know you really shouldn't laugh about but just can't help it?
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    I have more, mostly provided by my 4yr old son and potty humor, 1 more from the weekend just to make sure this one stays alive

    My son and I were shooting nerf guns at each other from across the house

    I hit him with a direct shot to the crotch with a velcro dart, it stuck to his pants sticking strait out like a hard-on, he looked down saw it, laughed, dropped his gun and started doing a little dance

    I promptly removed myself from the house and laughed my ass off in the back yard, my wife, sitting on the couch in the middle of the battle zone missed the whole thing
    Today I will do what others won't, so tomorrow I can do what others can't

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    Laughing at a mentally handicapped individual.... guess seeing a quadriplegic must just have you rolling in the aisles.

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    That's nothing, the last time I saw someone with a stick up their ass over every little imagined offense, I rolled out laughing. Didn't even try to hide.

    He wasn't laughing at the guy's handicap, he was laughing at how excited the guy got over seeing some girly underwear. There's a difference.
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    ^^^ Bob said what I couldn't find the words for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    That's nothing, the last time I saw someone with a stick up their ass over every little imagined offense, I rolled out laughing. Didn't even try to hide.

    He wasn't laughing at the guy's handicap, he was laughing at how excited the guy got over seeing some girly underwear. There's a difference.
    This. And here's the test - substitute the handicap person with a 4 year-old boy. Still pretty funny, right?

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    On Labor Day weekend I was traveling on I-10 through AZ and stopped for a whiz at a rest stop. As soon as I pulled up to the urinal, I heard this young boy grunting like crazy in one of the stalls. I mean this poor kid was delivering a calf from the sounds of it. And it was otherwise dead silent in there. Grrrrrrrr ... grrrrrrr .... then a couple of deep breaths .... grrrrrr ..... grrrrr .... gasp gasp ..... grrrrrr

    Thankfully I kept myself composed until I got out of there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wv_bob View Post
    That's nothing, the last time I saw someone with a stick up their ass over every little imagined offense, I rolled out laughing. Didn't even try to hide.

    He wasn't laughing at the guy's handicap, he was laughing at how excited the guy got over seeing some girly underwear. There's a difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Your view, my view... we'll leave it at that.
    my view- stick up your a$$
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    ...every time Obama opens his mouth and dumb words come out...
    fee-fy-fo-fum...

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    ... Uh oh... politics... Every time GW opened his mouth and moths flew out... there, we're even!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wishful Tomcat View Post
    Your view, my view... we'll leave it at that.
    Yes, you are welcome to your own view/opinion even if it is wrong.

    I would be betting that even the caretaker/parents of the mentally challenged person was laughing.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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    My apologies to the OP, I was just reading too much into it.

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    Things you probably shouldn't laugh at but you just can't help yourself

    Quote Originally Posted by TitanofChaos View Post
    I have more, mostly provided by my 4yr old son and potty humor, 1 more from the weekend just to make sure this one stays alive

    My son and I were shooting nerf guns at each other from across the house

    I hit him with a direct shot to the crotch with a velcro dart, it stuck to his pants sticking strait out like a hard-on, he looked down saw it, laughed, dropped his gun and started doing a little dance

    I promptly removed myself from the house and laughed my ass off in the back yard, my wife, sitting on the couch in the middle of the battle zone missed the whole thing
    I think most parents can relate. I could write a book entitled "Funny **** My Kids Say." I run around the corner or across the house on a regular basis.


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    Quote Originally Posted by steiny View Post
    On Labor Day weekend I was traveling on I-10 through AZ and stopped for a whiz at a rest stop. As soon as I pulled up to the urinal, I heard this young boy grunting like crazy in one of the stalls. I mean this poor kid was delivering a calf from the sounds of it. And it was otherwise dead silent in there. Grrrrrrrr ... grrrrrrr .... then a couple of deep breaths .... grrrrrr ..... grrrrr .... gasp gasp ..... grrrrrr

    Thankfully I kept myself composed until I got out of there.
    That wasn't a kid, it was me. Traveling backs me up.
    Thanks for not laughing.
    Just stick it in granny and start grinding.

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