Things you probably shouldn't laugh at but you just can't help yourself

[TitanofChaos]

First off, don't beat me up for this, I have autistic family so I know how these things go, they really cannot help themselves at times and it's a daily struggle for them


anyways today at wal-mart....

a mentally handicapped person was walking with his caretaker thru the women's undergarments and loudly moaning "UN-DER-WARE" repeatedly

as if that wasn't enough he then firmly grasped the cup of a brazier and loudly hooted like sloth from the goonies

I kept it together, wiping the tears from my eyes, but another couple couldn't contain it and quickly ducked behind some shelving and giggled very loudly


anyone else have stories that you know you really shouldn't laugh about but just can't help it?

[TitanofChaos]

I have more, mostly provided by my 4yr old son and potty humor, 1 more from the weekend just to make sure this one stays alive

My son and I were shooting nerf guns at each other from across the house

I hit him with a direct shot to the crotch with a velcro dart, it stuck to his pants sticking strait out like a hard-on, he looked down saw it, laughed, dropped his gun and started doing a little dance

I promptly removed myself from the house and laughed my ass off in the back yard, my wife, sitting on the couch in the middle of the battle zone missed the whole thing

[Wishful Tomcat]

Laughing at a mentally handicapped individual.... guess seeing a quadriplegic must just have you rolling in the aisles.

[wv_bob]

That's nothing, the last time I saw someone with a stick up their ass over every little imagined offense, I rolled out laughing. Didn't even try to hide.

He wasn't laughing at the guy's handicap, he was laughing at how excited the guy got over seeing some girly underwear. There's a difference.

[AZ]

^^^ Bob said what I couldn't find the words for.

[steiny]

That's nothing, the last time I saw someone with a stick up their ass over every little imagined offense, I rolled out laughing. Didn't even try to hide.

He wasn't laughing at the guy's handicap, he was laughing at how excited the guy got over seeing some girly underwear. There's a difference.

This. And here's the test - substitute the handicap person with a 4 year-old boy. Still pretty funny, right?

[steiny]

On Labor Day weekend I was traveling on I-10 through AZ and stopped for a whiz at a rest stop. As soon as I pulled up to the urinal, I heard this young boy grunting like crazy in one of the stalls. I mean this poor kid was delivering a calf from the sounds of it. And it was otherwise dead silent in there. Grrrrrrrr ... grrrrrrr .... then a couple of deep breaths .... grrrrrr ..... grrrrr .... gasp gasp ..... grrrrrr

Thankfully I kept myself composed until I got out of there.

[Wishful Tomcat]

That's nothing, the last time I saw someone with a stick up their ass over every little imagined offense, I rolled out laughing. Didn't even try to hide.

He wasn't laughing at the guy's handicap, he was laughing at how excited the guy got over seeing some girly underwear. There's a difference.

Your view, my view... we'll leave it at that.

[sfgiantsfan]

Your view, my view... we'll leave it at that.

my view- stick up your a$$

[Hawg]

...every time Obama opens his mouth and dumb words come out...

[rockerc]

... Uh oh... politics... Every time GW opened his mouth and moths flew out... there, we're even!

[kjlued]

Your view, my view... we'll leave it at that.

Yes, you are welcome to your own view/opinion even if it is wrong.

I would be betting that even the caretaker/parents of the mentally challenged person was laughing.

[Wishful Tomcat]

My apologies to the OP, I was just reading too much into it.

[askibum02]

I have more, mostly provided by my 4yr old son and potty humor, 1 more from the weekend just to make sure this one stays alive

My son and I were shooting nerf guns at each other from across the house

I hit him with a direct shot to the crotch with a velcro dart, it stuck to his pants sticking strait out like a hard-on, he looked down saw it, laughed, dropped his gun and started doing a little dance

I promptly removed myself from the house and laughed my ass off in the back yard, my wife, sitting on the couch in the middle of the battle zone missed the whole thing

I think most parents can relate. I could write a book entitled "Funny Shit My Kids Say." I run around the corner or across the house on a regular basis.


Sent from my iPad while drinking the kool aid.

[kjlued]

On Labor Day weekend I was traveling on I-10 through AZ and stopped for a whiz at a rest stop. As soon as I pulled up to the urinal, I heard this young boy grunting like crazy in one of the stalls. I mean this poor kid was delivering a calf from the sounds of it. And it was otherwise dead silent in there. Grrrrrrrr ... grrrrrrr .... then a couple of deep breaths .... grrrrrr ..... grrrrr .... gasp gasp ..... grrrrrr

Thankfully I kept myself composed until I got out of there.

That wasn't a kid, it was me. Traveling backs me up.
Thanks for not laughing.